What are some of the best short stories you know?

When I was in middle school, there was something I couldn't figure out. There is also a top student in our class, and every day during recess, he talks about what the TV series was about last night, and discusses it with a large group of girls. I'm so angry.

I don't watch TV at all, I just read textbooks. After class, he played on the playground for half an hour and then went home, and watched two episodes of TV series in the evening, which was usually 8-10 o'clock at that time, so he basically stopped reading. The problem is, every exam is about the same as me.

I was devastated. After many years of work, I met him, and the truth was revealed. It turned out that his mother liked to watch TV, and then the next day at breakfast, he asked his mother about the storyline of the TV series.

He took it to class to blow it, but he didn't actually watch TV at all. I have been deceived for many years.

I received a ** today, and he just said: "Hello, you were selected as a lucky viewer and got a prize ...... of 1 millionBefore he finished speaking, the **person on the other end** couldn't help laughing, "I'm sorry, I'm **, the first time, I wasn't ready, I'm sorry." So I hung up the **.

After a few minutes, it was still this number, and my friend picked it up, **: "Hahahahahahahaha, I'm sorry I'm still not ready." "Hang the ** again.

Finally, for the third time, "Hello, I'm the **, I just told you that the 1 million is indeed a lie, but our boss said that there can be 50,000 yuan of funds to attract people first, so it's better for the two of us to divide it." In this way, you give me 10,000 first, and I will get the 50,000, and then we will divide the ...... equallySo my friend was cheated out of 10,000 yuan.

There is a dragon king to recruit a son-in-law, asking the son-in-law 90 pounds, a turtle weighed just 89 pounds, very sad to leave, on the way to meet two small shrimp, the little shrimp asked the turtle why so sad, the turtle told the shrimp what happened, the little shrimp said that we are just a pound, we are hiding in your ears, you go to weigh it again, and then the turtle to weigh just 90 pounds, the dragon king left the turtle. The dragon king asked the turtle why it suddenly rose a pound, the turtle shook nervously and took the little shrimp out of his ears, the dragon king asked the shrimp what are you doing in the turtle's ears, and guess what, the little shrimp said: I'm telling a story to Wang Ba.

In the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, I bought a machine from the Soviet Union, there were many pipes in it, I don't know how it was connected, many experts had a headache, a janitor used a piece of chalk and cigarette butts, took a puff of cigarette and then spit along the pipe, and then marked it with chalk, and it was sorted out after a while.

Pop up a stranger: I like you, do you have a boyfriend? Girl:

I don't have a boyfriend. Stranger: I'm your boyfriend, I know you don't like me!

Girl: Honey, I'm sorry, I thought it was my dad who made me...Stranger: So what your dad said is true, I'm your mom.

As soon as I got on the bus, I saw a buddy in front of me who was like my classmate in high school, and slapped him down: Dude, what are you busy with? As soon as he turned around, he said to me in a panic

Big brother, this is my first time! With that, he handed me the three wallets. Just as I was stunned, the crowd in the car cheered:

The plainclothes police were so powerful that they caught the thief as soon as they came up.

The child didn't want to go to kindergarten at the age of three, and when she woke up in the morning, she said to her mother in a daze, and the teacher said that today is a holiday! My mother was surprised and said, "Why didn't the teacher inform me?" She:

The teacher specially told me and let me tell you. Mom said I have a teacher's **, why don't you ask? The child said forget it, maybe I had a dream, let's go to school.

There are quite a lot of such routine stories, and I have five examples of routine storiesCan be shared. This kind of story is generally similar to a sharp turn in the brain meridian, and it is easy to fall into a well-laid routine if you are not careful.

Example 1:

A: Let me tell you a story, there was a fool who would tell him everything he asked"Nope", for example, ask him if you have eaten? He said"Nope"What's your name? He said"Nope"。Alas, by the way, have you heard this story?

B: No. Example 2:

One day, a farmer caught a pig and didn't notice.

Let the pigs run away.

Do you know where this pig has gone?

This pig has the spirit to come and listen to the story.

Example 3:

There was a pig and a fox who spent the night in a cave.

But the next day the fox dies (the other person may ask why the pig died, and if not, they need to ask themselves why the pig died).

Only pigs know, don't you know?

Example 4:

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain.

There is an old monk in the temple and a small monk.

One day, the old monk brought a baby turtle from outside.

Then he said to the little monk, "I'll go down the mountain now, and you can help me take care of the tortoise."

The little monk took advantage of the old monk to go down the mountain to make a fate, boiled and ate the turtle, and put the remaining turtle shell on the table.

When the old monk came back and saw the turtle shell, he asked the little monk what about the turtle.

Guess what the little monk said.

I'm telling a story to a little turtle.

Example 5:

I've been thinking about it for a long time, and there's one thing I don't know how to tell you.

I don't know how to say it to you, because I'm afraid that if I say it, there will be a gap between us.

I'll think about how to tell you first, this secret is a bit difficult to tell.

I haven't said it before or told anyone, actually.

This matter is quite private, and if we say it, we may not be able to be friends.

I don't really have normal human emotions.

Because, I am a butterfly from the west exit of Lakeside Road on Honghu Island in the Bermuda Delta.

My name is: "Wo Room Butterfly".