There are jokes that can easily make people laugh

To the boys: Wow. You're handsome.

Will laugh. To girls: Wow. Your eyelashes are getting longer again.

The Pig is in English'pug'?Yes'u'Still'i'?`

Say you is you, say i is me.

Honesty: 4-year-old David ran out of the bathroom screaming. He told his dad that he had dropped his toothbrush down the toilet.

Dad scooped the toothbrush out of the toilet and threw it in the trash.

Little David stood there in a daze for a moment, then suddenly took his father's toothbrush out of the cup and said to him, "Daddy, we should throw this toothbrush away too." ”

Why? Dad asked.

Because a few days ago, I also dropped it in the toilet. ”

The jokes are as follows:

1) A girl in front of me said that I was handsome, and I stepped forward and slapped her. Isn't this nonsense!

2) I knew that this was the world of face-seeing, and I should have used the money from school to go to plastic surgery.

3) You must tell me if I say something wrong or do something wrong, otherwise I won't know how to be angry with you next time.

4) Sometimes I think that the entanglement of marrying money or marrying love is like discussing whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University when I was a child.

5) Look at your senses, each of them has its own strengths, and no one obeys anyone.

6) I envy those who can be with the people I like, unlike me, who have long been surrounded by people who like me.

7) When happiness came knocking on the door, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

8) Because when we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; In old age, the mirror will always be flattened.

9) Build happiness on me, do you think you are happy?

10) You don't need to introduce me to the car, I'm here to see the model car.

1.A famous ramen shop tastes so good that many people line up to eat it every day. The girl waited until she was very impatient, and finally photographed her, and the boss asked, "Do you want your ramen to be thick or thin?"

The girl was playing with her mobile phone and quickly replied, "I'll eat whatever you pull, just whatever." ”

2.Young people, what's the point of not having money now, and there will be many days when you don't have money in the future.

3.The consequences of pretending to be garlic are serious, and if you still refuse to admit it, it will only send you to the kitchen.

4.How can there be an easy job, in fact, everyone is equally tired at work, the difference is that the big annihilation chain family earns more than you.

5.Life never makes me comfortable, it always slaps me every once in a while, reminding me that if I make another mistake, I will die in vain.

6.When he was at work that day, Wang Sun saw a crew filming. I thought about being a passer-by in the past.

So I tidied up my clothes and walked through the camera, and my heart was full of ......As a result, the director said, do it again, and pay attention to blocking pedestrians. <>

Jokes that make people laugh right away can be told as short and somewhat cold jokes, such as when I was 10 years old, my PE teacher said to me, "Exercise for an hour a day, and if you keep doing it for 50 years, you will live to be 60 years old." "I quarreled with my wife and wanted to buy a necklace, surprise her and ask her for forgiveness.

But I didn't know how big my wife was, so I got up in the middle of the night and measured it with a rope, but I didn't expect her to wake up.

1. When I was 10 years old, my PE teacher said to me, "Exercise for one hour a day, as long as you persist for 50 years, you can live to be 60 years old." ”

2. I quarreled with my wife and wanted to buy a necklace, give her a surprise and beg her for forgiveness. But I didn't know how big my wife was, so I got up in the middle of the night and measured it with a rope, but I didn't expect her to wake up.

3. When I was walking on the road just now, I picked up a strange **, and a woman said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company!

Before I could speak, she laughed and said, "I'm sorry, it's the first time I lied to someone, and I couldn't hold back my ......."Then, she hung up the **, leaving me standing messy in the wind.

4. It rained a little in the morning, and on the way to buy vegetables, I saw an old man slipping from a distance, and I hurriedly ran over to help, but my foot slipped, and I kicked the old man farther.

5. The doctor asked the patient how he fractured his bones, and replied: I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I held on to the telephone pole and shook my shoes, and I shook and shaking, and someone thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks.

6. Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant cried bitterly: "Honey, why did you go so early, I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life!" ”

7. Ask: "What name is Japanese that sounds Japanese and that Chinese know when they hear it that it was given by Chinese?" Answer: "Real estate agent." ”

8. On my birthday today, I received a courier: a red envelope, empty. Puzzled, my mother called: "Express a red envelope to you for festive celebrations, the money is on the card for you, the express delivery is not safe!" Just hand over the skin. ”

9. In the supermarket, the first was weaving, and suddenly the radio sounded: "Which parent lost a 4-year-old boy wearing a yellow plaid shirt and blue jeans, please go to the service desk immediately to claim it." I saw a tired woman next to her, and then said to the man next to her

While someone is helping us watch the children, let's go buy some food. ”

10. Ask: "What's the loneliest thing you've ever heard?" Answer: "Classmate, you are left with your homework." ”