Cute riddles, jokes, funny jokes, riddles

The blind man rode with the lame man to go on an outing, and the lame man was responsible for watching the road, and the blind man rode and rode, and when the lame man saw a deep ditch in the distance, he was so anxious that he shouted: "Ditch! Ditch! Ditch! The blind man was very excited and said, "Oh, oh! ”

A little penguin asked his father, "Daddy, what am I?" ”

His father said, "Son, you're a penguin. ”

He asked his mother again, "Mom, what am I?" ”

Mom said, "Silly boy, you're a penguin." ”

Oh. Then it asked its grandparents, "What am I?" ”

Silly boy, you're a penguin, what's wrong with you today, why are you asking like that?? ”

But why am I so cold???

topic - two joke stories and a riddle.

What rat has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?

What duck is two-legged.

Why is it cold when a person dies?

The nature teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death?

No one. The teacher asked, "Does no one know?" This.

When a classmate stood up and said: That's because the heart is calm and naturally cool.

Riddles, in ancient times called Yu Ci, later called hidden words, Yu, hidden are hidden but not revealed. There are two kinds of riddles: one is the written riddle created by the writer with words, which is more elegant, from the thoughts and feelings to the artistic interest, the following is the riddle I carefully collected and sorted out for you about funny, I hope you like it!

1.There is a meadow in front. (hit a plant) plum blossoms.

Didn't spend) 2.There is another meadow in front. (Hit a plant) Wild plum blossoms.

Didn't spend either) 3.Here came a flock of sheep. (Hit a fruit) strawberries.

Grass no 4Here comes a pack of wolves. (Hit a fruit) bayberry.

Sheep didn't) 5.Potato is going to duel with Baozi, but there is a river in front of him, and he can't cross it. (Hit a plant) snow peas.

River barrage bean) 6.The duel begins, and the potato stabs the bun with a fatal stab (hit a food) bean paste bun.

Bean Kill Pack) 7.The mouse said to the mustang, "I had a date with the cat yesterday!" (Hit a food) potato chips.

Rat scam) 8.The wild horse didn't believe it and picked up the mouse. (Beat a vegetable) potato.

Pig encouraged) 10A sheep was grazing, and a wolf passed by the sheep, but it did not eat the sheep. (Hit a seafood) shrimp.

Blind) 11Another wolf passed by the sheep, but had not yet eaten the sheep. (Hit a seafood).

Prawns are still blind).

12.The third wolf passed by, and the sheep surfed and yelled, but the wolf still did not eat the sheep. (also hit a seafood) lobster.

Deaf and blind).

Some hilarious riddles are as follows:

1. What is not illegal to steal? - Mystery: snickering.

2, Xiao Wu praised his girlfriend as "very beautiful", but was beaten by his girlfriend, why? - Mystery: The full score is 100 points.

3. Who is the holiday on April 1st? - Mystery: Yours.

4. Why doesn't the white rabbit marry a zebra? - Mystery: Because Mother Rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

5. What is it that people are willing to buy fake? - Mystery: wigs, dentures.

6. One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor and bled a lot, how was it? - Mystery: Turned into red beans.

7. What valuable things are most likely to disappear? - Mystery: Sputnik.

8. How many minutes does it take to finish Tsinghua University? - Mystery: About a second.

9. Lao Zhang accidentally swallowed a gold coin, why did he go to surgery to take it out ten years later? - Mystery: Because he is not short of money.

10. Why Xiao Ming refuses to use "side......While ......"The word to form a sentence? - Mystery: Because the teacher said that you can't do things half-heartedly.