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When you say it to someone, be like, "Hey, tell you a joke." And then don't talk about it.
Others will say, "What's the joke?" Say Sa!
You say, "Didn't I say that?" ”。
Others: "Is there one?" I didn't hear it!
You say, "That's the joke."
Tell you a joke.
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Listen up:"Once upon a time there was a eunuch"Stop talking, others ask:"What's next? "A:"It's gone below. "Hehe: No, no.
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1+1=2 is a sentence. If you don't believe me, try it.
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It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault that you're scary.
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A man shook hands with a woman, and after some time the woman became pregnant. For Shenma?
Explanation: They don't pay attention to hygiene and don't like to wash their hands.
ps: People who understand all go to the wall.
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1.Xiao Ming entered the examination room to do a question, and he needed to write the word "favor", but he couldn't write the word "favor", and he thought about it to no avail. . . Surprise!
Bring a bottle of drink into the exam room during the exam with the words "Thank you for your patronage" on the inside of the cap, which should be the same as favor. Stealing joy, pretending to drink water, unscrewing the cap of the bottle one by one. Dizzy!!!
I saw that the lid was impressively printed with "One more bottle"!
2.Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai, and as he walked, he was picked up.
3.Once upon a time there was a guy named Xiao Cai, and he stayed in the police station all night, guess what's wrong with him?
He's spoiled.
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1. The host asked: Do cats climb trees? Eagle answers: Yes! Moderator: Give me an example! Eagle tears: That year, I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree....Then there were owls....
2, the two shell mantis discussed the welfare lottery, A said: I want to win the jackpot, I will buy all the toilets within a radius of 50 miles, and eat enough every day! B said, "You are too vulgar!" If I win the jackpot, I will buy a living person and eat fresh food every day!
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Why is sea water blue?
Because there are fish in the sea.
Why are fish in the sea blue?
Because fish spit bubbles... blue;blue;bule...
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Cold rabbit's cold jokes, find out for yourself... Package you are satisfied.
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Once upon a time there was a eunuch. There is no more below!
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There was a green onion, and I cried as I walked.
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The pig was awakened by an ant bite, and the pig said, "You are insane! ”
Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hong: "If you borrow an eraser, you will die if you borrow it!" As a result, Xiaohong died.
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Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >
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1. Sun Wukong climbed the melon tree to pick a melon, and picked one in a minute.
How many can I pick in a day?
The answer is no 1440???
In fact, melons do not grow on trees.
2What happens when a banana falls off a tree?
It becomes an eggplant. Because it fell black.
3And the eggplant lay on the ground.
What will become in the near future?
Turn into bananas. Because the black green is good.
4 And he was lying on the ground.
What will it become soon??
It turns into stool. Because my dog ate it.
5What happens when an eggplant falls from a tree?
Someone replied: become a banana.
Actually, it's wrong. Or eggplant. Falling to the ground, Wu Qing couldn't see it.
So it's still eggplant.
6What did the eggplant become soon after lying on the ground?
Someone replied: Poop. Someone replied: Bananas.
In fact. Or eggplant.
It's okay. Still can't see it, so it's still eggplant.
7And the eggplant lay on the ground.
What will change soon??
Leave a suspense...
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A child, when he can speak, his father asks him what he wants, he helps him to achieve, the child says, I want three white feathers, his father gives him, when he goes to school, his father asks him what you want, I can give it to you, the child says I want three white feathers, when he gets married, his father asks him, I can give you whatever you want, he says I want three white feathers, unfortunately, he suffers from an incurable disease, when he is critically ill, his father asks him what you want, I can give you He said I wanted three white feathers, and his father finally couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he asked his son, why do you always want three white feathers? His son starved and came in a faint voice (pause, tell him when someone asks you), I want three white feathers
This thing can be taught in one lesson
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