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Understanding] can be interpreted as (do you want what you have) or (do you want what I have).
Original] The Grand Imam (in Islam in our country, the person who presides over the affairs of the mosque and teaches the scriptures is called the imam) does not give money for haircuts.
Once, when Avanti shaved his face, he asked, "Do you want eyebrows?" "Yes, of course! Don't even ask! With a few swishs, Avanti scraped off his eyebrows and handed them to the big imam, who couldn't laugh or cry - who told him to say "yes".
Do you want a beard? Avanti asked again. With the lesson of the previous time, the imam hurriedly said: "Don't, don't!" With another "whoosh" of knives, Avanti shaved off his beard and threw it to the ground.
The imam was angry, but Avanti said, "Didn't I do everything you commanded?" ”
Several "to" and "don't" in the story can be interpreted differently, in other words, its semantics are ambiguous.
Do you want eyebrows? The "want" here is understood by the imam as "to be kept", but Avanti insists on "shaving off". What about the beard?
The imam's "don't" refers to "don't scrape it off", while Avanti disposes of it according to the semantics of "don't keep". The clever Avanti used the ambiguity of the meaning of words in the language to achieve the purpose of playing tricks on the imam.
Ambiguous language exists in abundance in everyday life, and people are using it consciously or unconsciously. Therefore, we should pay attention to what we usually say.
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Avanti is explained in terms of the polysemy of the word "to". The "to" in "eyebrows or not" has two meanings: one is to take it away, and the other is to keep it.
The bad guy said "to", which meant to stay, while Avanti interpreted "to" to mean that he wanted eyebrows. So he shaved his eyebrows off and gave them to him. This is also the case with the beard "want or not".
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I don't know where the seconds are, but you think seconds are good.
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Born into a poor peasant family, Avanti completed a private primary school at the age of six, began studying the Quran at the age of 11, and was able to translate Arabic books at the age of 17. Due to the various frauds, oppressions, and cruel exploitation of the people by the king of Turpan, Bayi, wealthy merchants, and religion at that time, the toiling masses lived in dire straits.
Avanti was deeply sympathetic to the plight of the people and strongly resentful of the exploiters, so he courageously stood up to fight against the forces of darkness. He used his wisdom, his incomparably sharp language, and humorous jokes to ruthlessly satirize the landlords and old wealth, and to seek justice for the common people.
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3 The Story of Avanti (Tianqi).
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Avanti non-bai
He often likes to eat meat. One day, he bought a kilogram of mutton from a butcher shop and asked someone to take it home.
Avanti's inside.
As soon as the wife had finished cooking the meat, a few friends of Avanti came to the house, and the hospitable wife brought the boiled meat out and entertained the guests.
In the evening, Avanti, who was hungry and tired, came home, sat down at the table, and waited for his wife to bring the cooked meat to the table. But all his wife brought him was a big bowl of broth and rice. When Avanti saw it, he asked angrily
Avanti looked at the skinny cat cowering in the corner of the house with some strange looks, took the scale angrily, grabbed the cat and weighed it. The skinny cat was no more, no less, exactly one kilogram.
Hey, old woman, you see, this cat weighs only one kilogram, according to what you said about that kilogram of meat for it to eat, so where is our cat? If this is our cat, then where does the kilogram of meat I bought go? After Avanti finished speaking, both of them laughed.
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Smart but smart wood, Avanti you are this table, it's good.
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Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness, the king stealing chickens does not become a counter-erosion, and Avanti is very smart.
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You can register directly online or join a group. But only if you are good enough! As long as you are good enough, Avanti will definitely make you even better.
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"Only those who give money can play the flute".
One day, Avanti was going to the market. A group of children gathered around him and begged him in unison: "Uncle Avanti, bring me a flute!" Bring me a mouthpipe! ”
One of the children politely handed some change to Avanti and said, "Uncle Avanti, please bring me a mouth flute!" ”
In the evening, the children went to the intersection to wait for Avanti to return. Avanti took a flute from his pocket and handed it to the child who gave the money.
Uncle Avanti, what about ours? Didn't you bring it to us? The other children asked chattering.
Children, the flute seller said, 'This flute can only be played by the person who gives money, and the person who does not give money cannot play the flute.' So, I didn't buy it for you, got it? Avanti replied with a smile.
People who leave their friends behind are not good people.
Avanti and a friend were playing in the forest when suddenly, a bear sprang out from behind a tree.
Avanti's friend quickly climbed to a tree and hid. Avanti remembered that the bear did not eat the dead, so he lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, not even daring to take a breath. The bear staggered over, sniffed Avanti's face a few times, and walked away.
After the bear left, the friend who was hiding in the tree jumped down from the tree and asked Avanti, "Hey, what did the bear say in your ear just now?" ”
There's too little meat
Avanti worked as a cook in a restaurant, and one day, he cooked a pot of broth. Three customers came to eat, and each asked for a bowl of broth.
Not long after eating, one of them called Avanti out and shouted, "Chef, the soup is too light, put some salt!" Before he could finish speaking, the other said:
There are too few shallots, add a little shallot to me! As soon as he finished speaking, a third man stood up again and said, "There's too little pepper, put a little pepper on me!"
Avanti looked at their broth, tasted it, and said, "There is too little meat, you should add a little more meat." ”
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