Collect a lot of bad jokes whatever it is

Three little pigs, one wolf, three little pigs, pig A's name is who, pig B's name is where, and pig C's name is what. One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......Wolf:

Who are you? Pig A: That's right!

Wolf: What? Pig A:

What is on the roof. Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof. The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you? Pig B:

I'm not who it is (pointing to pig A) Wolf: Do you know it? Pig B:

Kindness. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf:

What the? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B:

Where is me. Wolf: Who?

Pig B: Who is it (pointing to Pig A again) Wolf: How do I know.

Pig B: Who are you looking for? Wolf:

What the? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B:

It's me. Wolf: Who?

Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is. Wolf:

Oh, my God! Pig A Pig B: Oh my God, it's our dad.

Wolf: What, your father? Pig B:

No! The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why?

Pig A, B, C: Do you know our grandfather? Wolf:

What the? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why? Pig A:

Be! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it's why. Wolf:

Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you? Pig A:

Yes, who am I. Wolf: What?

Pig A, B: It's on the roof. …In the end, the wolf committed suicide

Once upon a time there was a eunuch, but there was no more below.

The fisherman didn't have a hairtail, and the fisherman said, don't eat me, the fisherman thought about it and said, can I test you, and the fisherman said, okay, so the fisherman roasted it.

Once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.

The boy was heartbroken. After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught?

。Rice cake!

There is a story where the beginning is terrifying, the middle is funny, and the ending is tragic.

Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died.

There is a person, he hits the **, and he hangs up when he hits.

Once upon a time there was a child who was disobedient, and in the end... He's dead..

Once upon a time there was a child who went to bed early and got up late, and finally... He's dead..

A said to B, I'll tell you a joke, promise to laugh you to death, B said, okay, you can tell, A said, I'm done

Who has lived in darkness all their lives?

Answer: Tinker Bell.

Q: Why?

Answer: Because he couldn't see his five fingers.

There is a fat man ......

Jumping from a tall building ......

It turned out to be ......

Dead fat man ......

The banana accidentally fell while walking, and as a result, it turned into an eggplant. (because of the fall of the purple).

Mung Bean fell from a tall building and turned into a red bean. (because of bleeding).

There was a tiger that caught a cold and wanted to eat the panda, but the panda cried, "You have a cold, why do you want to eat me?" The tiger said: "It is said in the advertisement, if you have a cold, you have to eat white and black!" ”

Woman: "Would you like to be my sun?" Man: "I do!" ”。Woman: "Then please keep the kilometer with me...

A asked: Why don't pigs make sharp turns?

A: I don't know.

A said, "The pigs do not know."