The script all women played by 3 people is in a hurry!

Double comedy script.

A walked up to the stage and ....... applause

B ran to the stage with a disgruntled face).

B: I'm! Hum!

A: What's wrong? Brother?

B: I'm running away from home. (Tears are arising).

A: Wouldn't you?

B: What wouldn't! My mom won't buy me that toss 4 computer.

Armor; That's called Pentium.

B: Whatever, it's popular now, and my mom won't buy it for me, so I'll be in a hurry with her.

A: (to the audience) How can there be such a person?

B: That day, my mother and I went to the street and saw a computer store, so we walked in, and we were immediately attracted by a computer.

A: How much?

B: It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's just 4 zeros.

A: Isn't that expensive?

A: You! How difficult it was for your mother to give birth to you, why are you like this? Running away from home ......You can figure it out!

B: (Slows down, with shame) What do you say?

Armor; Go back and apologize to her.

B: Okay, you're ......Forget it, when I suffer.

A: What's wrong? What's wrong?

B: You told me to apologize, and I went, but it turned out ......

A: What was the result?

B: As a result, my mom wasn't angry at all.

A: Is this good?

B: What's good, I'm not a little ashamed that she didn't buy me a computer. You say it's infuriating?

A: It's you who apologize! Still counting on her to apologize to you?

Second; It's all you! Tell me to apologize, isn't it a big loss now?

A: If you do something wrong, you have to admit your mistake and apologize.

B: What should it be, I wanted to just say 'I'm sorry' casually and listen to my mother's sincere apology, but now I ......(Angry) blame you!

A: Who's who! (Finger B, facing the audience).

A: Haven't you helped your mother once?

B: What do you mean?

A: Just help her with some housework.

B: Yes! When I was 8 years old, I went to take out the garbage, and I saw two green cylinders, one with a big mouth and one with a small mouth, so I drew lots to decide which one to pour, and finally decided which one to pour the smallest.

A: What's wrong?

B: I saw four big characters on the 'garbage can' - 'China Post'.

A: Ah! A: That's what you did?

B: No, 1, but I don't dare to take out the garbage in the future.

Armor; What's that for?

B: Mopping the floor. A: That's a good idea.

Second; I dragged so hard that the floor was full of human figures.

A: Well done!

B: After I dragged it out, my mom was about to compliment, boom! Fall, stand up, boom! I fell again and got up ......

A: Boom! Another fall.

B: I didn't fall this time.

A: That's fine.

B: This time, I just lay down after standing up.

Armor; Halo

A: Anyway, she's still your mother! You have to have a grateful heart.

Second; A: It is to repay the kindness of parents and care for them bit by bit.

B: I see, I will never let my mother hold a broom all day long, carrying an ashtray in her hand, two rotten pen nibs between her feet, and a ...... on her head

A: What? B: Pressure cooker!

A: Hey.......