Who has a funny sketch script performed by 3 people that needs to contain some educational significa

It's educational and funny.

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling.

Scene: Classroom.

Two: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Two: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Duo: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Two: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Two: No repentance.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Two: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

The two fainted. Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script line group secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The two sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The two fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep! Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, same

Duo: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

The two fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The two of them lay down: Alas!

Youth League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's ring the bell after class.

League Secretary: Let's eat!

Two: Yay!

Big talk English, brother has lines, and he also participated.

Hope you enjoy!

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "Wrong. ”

Student: "Correct. ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

Student: "We're right. ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

..After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

Script "Who is Amazing".

A: I heard that you like to play chess.

B: That's right. A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: To A: Once I was playing chess with your father, guess which of us is the best?

B: My dad is a good chess player, of course my dad is very good.

A: Yes, I'm amazing.

B: What's wrong with you?

A: Your father is so old, of course let me, I am still a thief. I didn't see your father stealing his chess pieces behind your back, and your father didn't play chess, but I played chess well and I won.

B: That's you.

A: I won, but your dad didn't agree, saying that he had to play two out of three sets. In the second set, guess which of us is better?

B: If you go down like that, I'm sure you're good.

A: Yes, your dad is amazing.

B: Why is my dad so good again?

A: This time, your father won't let me, and he has been careful, and I can't steal the child, your father is so good, of course I will lose.

B: You've lost again.

A: In the third set, guess which of us is the best?

B: I don't guess, just say it.

A: We made a draw.

B: I don't guess you're playing chess again.

B: Then don't go down.

A: Yes, I can't go down, but your father doesn't do it, so you have to continue?

B: Huh?? One is like a taxi, and there is no one who can cross the river, so how can he get down?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: you!!

Liu Wei Cai Ming's very educational sketches, very down-to-earth works, too funny.

Meng Zi Zhang Demeng's "Dewdrop" is in it.

I think the following one is also good, you can also consider it, it's a little longer.