Funny version of the host words, funny sketch strings

Hehehehehe, we meet again!!

The host words that drive the atmosphere and are funny:

This is the man's world, this is the woman's paradise, this is the dream paradise, here is ... place name) people's favorite place; Let strange friends no longer be strangers, and make familiar friends more familiar.

Let's capture the flying heart, let us sway the moving colors, let us exude infinite enthusiasm, let us sing the most beautiful melody! Turn a new page, open a new scene, and appear on the stage of the new century with a new attitude! No psalm will be richer than you, no melody will be more wonderful than you, in our joyful world, forever rippling with your laughter and applause!

Your song, my song, his song, we all have a song in common! That is the song of spring, the song of love, the song of love for life, the song of our hearts at that time! Dear friends, please listen to our true love song together!

Salute and bow to the girls, I wish you all younger and younger, more and more beautiful, longer and more like Maggie Cheung, if you don't have confidence in yourself, you have to be like Gong Li, I wish you all to work together in the new day and the new century to earn the RMB of those stinky men next to you.

Travel through the tunnel of time and space, enter the palace of art, condense the essence of song and dance, and swim in the ocean of joy! There is no best, just better. There is no excellence, only transcendence.

There is no place that cannot be reached, only places that have not yet been reached. There is no show that can't be staged, only good shows that haven't been staged yet).

The weather is good, the weather is good, the work is good, the family is good, the fortune of business is good, the luck of playing mahjong is good, I wish the girls will always be young and immortal, I wish the single boys can get the object, I wish our friendship is like the Great Wall of China, and the applause is good?

Enjoy the entertainment line, feel the popular new fashion, the field without boundaries, the space of the whole self, see the world's major events, talk about the years of life, listen to the mountains and rivers, sing the heroic war song, here you can feel the exciting spinning and the dream of a moment, the heavenly spirit treasure, attract guests from all over the world, the lucky stars shine high, smile to welcome the Quartet God of Wealth, the times are constantly developing, the society is constantly progressing, let us pass through the tunnel of time and space, build a bridge of friendship, listen, moving melody, sense, beautiful life, dance, ten thousand customs, Enjoy, **charm, **build, heavy punch, wonderful romance, now open!

Friends, if we compare today with what we did ten years ago, we can't help but admit how tremendous the changes have taken place in our studies and lives. High-rise buildings rise from the ground, classrooms are spacious and bright, we move into new dormitories, connect to the ** and the Internet, happy events one after another, we can't close our mouths of joy.

Yes, our school construction is thriving, and our life is getting better and better Please enjoy the song and dance Better and better Singer:

Cross talk is a program that everyone likes to see, and humorous language and exaggerated expressions will bring us into a happy world. Please come out of the Department to say cross talk "Nonsense Funny Talk" for you

1. Thank you for the applause from the local area!

2. Yesterday has passed, tomorrow has not yet come, we must grasp today, cheer for today, applaud for today, okay?

3. A hundred years of cultivation can be crossed by the same boat, we have cultivated the fate of hundreds of years to meet here to learn together, let us offer the warmest applause for each other's fate.

4. Stretch out your gold, silver, and fortune palms, and welcome ......Introducing it.

5. Want to hear it? Applaud first, enjoy later!

6. Every time humans applaud, our lifespan will be extended by seven seconds, do we want to live longer? Let me listen to your healthy applause!

F: Ladies and gentlemen.

M: The newcomers and the old people here.

M: Ladies and gentlemen.

F: Handsome old guys.

He: Good evening, everyone!

M: Female! It's been another year in the blink of an eye, and we've been working together for 5 years!

F: Yes! It has been 10 years since the establishment of Shanghai stage construction companies.

M: 10 years and 5 months to be exact.

F: In the past 10 years and 5 months, all of us have worked hard, obscure, selfless dedication, and taken the development and growth of Yuezhuo Convention and Exhibition as our own responsibility, here, please allow us to express our gratitude to all employees of the company, thank you for your dedication, thank you for your efforts.

M: I won't say thank you, let's talk about something practical, all the leaders and colleagues here, according to the latest news, the exchange rate of RMB against the cake has changed drastically today, as of this moment, RMB 1 yuan can be exchanged for a pound of cake, this year there is a few pounds of cake, the success rate of marriage proposal is 100%.

M: According to the latest special administrative law "Bible" in 2015, "all of us are guilty", and now I pronounce the sentence: everyone is happy and life imprisonment, deprivation of the right to depression for life, and confiscation of all illnesses and troubles, this judgment is final, immediately executed, effective immediately, and withdrawn from court!

F: This is the end of the joke, and now I would like to invite Mr. Cai, general manager of Shanghai Table and Chair Rental Company, to give a speech!

He: Applause, please!

M: Thank you Mr. Cai for your kind speech, now it's time for our long-awaited meal, and those who have already moved chopsticks, spoons, and hands, everyone should not have seen it! Now I announce the official start of eating, everyone first eats strongly, and then drinks soup.

This is a trumpet lyrics, and I think the effect of this lyrics is quite good.