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1. There is a beautiful cutie who works in an IT company.

One morning, the weather was particularly nice, and the IT cuties were working with all their attention, and their skirts were caught in the drawers without noticing. When she stood up, her skirt was torn with a "hiss". When colleagues heard the reputation, IT Meimei hurriedly picked up an IT magazine next to her and covered it underneath.

It cuties picked up another magazine. Colleagues laughed again, and the cover of the magazine was antivirus: "Beware of viruses".

It cuties are almost out of breath. When she picked up the third magazine, she fainted.

The third magazine is a hardware magazine with a USB flash drive ad on the cover: "Plug and Play".

In a daze, I still remember to protect the key parts, so I pulled the fourth magazine and covered it, and when I woke up, I saw that it was a shopping guide magazine, and the book read: "Three folds off big discount!" ”

Fainted again. 2 The princess and the prince fell in love, could not swim, and both drowned.

Two oranges lost in the desert and very, very thirsty. An orange said, "I have orange juice in my stomach, why am I still thirsty?" The other said, "You lack a sword!" ”

3 The Divine Decree has arrived! Fengtian transported, the emperor summoned and said: Since you owed me three cents on the Dragon Boat Festival last year, you are not allowed to for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper for, and the paper is only three feet until you suffocate to death! Chin this, collar paper!

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The most level of handling of trouble.

Urgently, slowly;

Big things, Qing Xiao said;

Little things, humorously said;

If you are not sure, say it with caution;

Don't talk nonsense about what didn't happen;

If you can't do it, don't talk nonsense;

You can't say anything that hurts people;

Nasty things, not to people;

Happy. things, depending on the occasion;

Don't say sad things when you see people;

Someone else's business, be careful to say;

Listen to what your heart has to say;

Now I will talk about what I have done;

The future will be talked about in the future;

Jun bought a big house, and in order to get away with it, he named the living room the radio and television hall; Name the aisle the Department of Transportation; named the study hall the Cultural Affairs Hall; The computer room was named the Information Industry Department; naming the toilets as the Department of Health; Name the kitchen the Food and Drug Administration; named the attic flower house the Forestry Department; Name the storeroom the Business Hall; naming the couple's bedroom as the Population and Family Planning Commission; named the old man's bedroom as the Social Town Early Security Bureau; Name the children's bedroom as the Education Bureau; named the nanny's bedroom the Labor Bureau; named the balcony the Environmental Protection Bureau; The courtyard in front of the building was named the Bureau of Reclamation; In the end, a sign was hung at the gate: The people of the autonomous region**, and finally there is one less Ministry of Defense, where is it?