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1.The night is not without light, as long as we can hold on until dawn;
2.What kind of flowers do you like? 1.There is money to spend, although it is spent;
3.Prices are now rising faster than beards, and wages are rising slower than eyebrows;
4.Comrades of the Public Security Bureau, come on! Our boss is crazy and is beating God. What? What is God? God is the customer, the customer is God, I am the angel, the angel is the s....
5.Test questions.
Answering 3 questions correctly proves that you are not sick. If you get 2 questions right, you should consider them as appropriate. If you don't get 1 question right, it means that you are crazy and a psychopath.
Who needs to go to the hospital every day? (Doctor).
A black man and a white man are married, and the babies they give birth to have black or white teeth? (Black and white are incorrect.) Because the baby doesn't have a tooth yet)
Why do tigers eat raw? (because it won't cook).
There is one thing, your family has it, my family has it, his family has it, and every family has it. We can see through a wall through it. What is it, please? (windows).
What is the last thing a person is going to do when he is going to die? (exhales his last breath).
6.The treatment should be thorough, and the examination must be careful. These are the two principles of our hospital.
For those patients who have not yet been completely **, don't let them go. At present, the whole world is in a financial crisis, and people's mental pressure is very great, and there are many sick people in society. We must seize this opportunity to fill the beds in our hospitals.
7.Everybody is mentally ill, you know.
8.There is a thin layer of paper between a genius and a madman, and when this paper is pierced one day, he is a madman.
9.It is at least 40 times more painful for a man to marry the wrong woman than for a bachelor.
10.I want to get married when I'm not married, I want to get divorced when I'm married, and I want to remarry when I'm divorced.
11.In this life, one anxiety replaces another.
12.Men and women are nothing more than two kinds of relationships: circular (ABA) and linear (ABC). Some people love many people in their lives, but in the end, you will find that she loves the same kind of people; Some people only love one person in their life, but in the end you will find that the person you love loves another person.
13.A hero is not not timid, but he is not frightened; The night is not without light, as long as we can hold on until dawn;
14.A beautiful girl has an unfortunate life. My beautiful face, coupled with this figure that is so hot that the man's nose bleeds, is doomed to the tragedy of my life.
15.Psychopathy sings in the tune of a true hero.
In my heart, my wife is the fiercest.
Beat me all day long and my nose was bruised and swollen.
At night, he kicked me under the bed.
I hurt so much under the bed.
Give me a cup of dichlorvos I
It doesn't matter if I die.
16.Psychopath: I'm not crazy, I'm neurotic.
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That is to say, many times life is not necessarily a simple straight to the end, and its twists and turns are not up to people. And among them, whether it is a blessing or a curse, it is not necessarily a simple blessing or misfortune that can be called.
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Actually, I think their purpose is just to combine S and B, and the specific S side and Y side should have the same meaning as A and B
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Some people have a side A, some people have a side B, some people have a side S, and there is also a side B, you can't just see the side of our Sb.
That's right.
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No, y, it's not a mistake for you.
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The most is the gentleness of the bowed head, and the shyness of the cool breeze. At that moment, she walked past me, waved her hand, and did not take away a cloud, but took my heart away.
This passage is an extension of Xu Zhimo's poem, and if you are interested, you can read the whole article.
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