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There is nothing that can't be done, only the unexpected.
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Nothing to boast about, and exaggerate. Never say a serious word.
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When I was in high school, there was a girl in the class, who became famous in the whole school because of ink, and she was the last to walk out of the canteen every day after eating, and the cleaning aunt had to wait for her to finish eating.
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My mother listened to that kind of health care product ** instrument, and spent tens of thousands of yuan to buy these things saying that they could improve her insomnia, but also urinated a lot, had a headache, and said that it was effective. Later, she still went to the hospital every day to see a doctor, but she was still stubborn, saying that it had an effect, and she was much less sick now.
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Tell me, my girlfriend, once my mom took him to the mall and asked him if he wanted to buy clothes? You can buy it for her, okay, my girlfriend Hao unceremoniously picked out three or four clothes, which probably cost about five or six thousand, and then we broke up.
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A college roommate only takes a shower in the summer all year round, and doesn't take a shower at all other times, and he doesn't go to class to ignore anything, and he doesn't want a diploma, as if nothing has anything to do with him. I really don't know what he meant by coming to school.
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One of my classmates used a utility knife and cardboard to take a moment in a small gazebo before the college entrance examination, which was very beautiful. Unexpectedly, she erected a card in the middle again, with the word (Kao Shen) written on it, and caught many small flying insects and locked them inside, saying that it was for Kao Shen.
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There is no most bizarre, only more bizarre, I hung a pair of sneakers in my spare time before, no, how to wear them? But I kept it there and didn't expect it to be sold, and suddenly one day someone asked me, do my sneakers stink? I didn't wear it, it must not stink, he even asked me to wear the shoes stink, and then send them to him, I really don't know what happened to the world.
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In the summer, it was too hot in the classroom, and a girl found a basin full of cold water, and soaked her feet in class. In the same way, in winter, soak your feet in hot water from the water dispenser.
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When I was in school, I passed by a door frame on the basketball court, and suddenly saw a girl beating a boy, and then I found out that the girl was a quieter girl in our class, and he ran towards me after he saw me, and I was so scared that I ran away, and then he saw it, and after me, he said that in fact, the beating person was not her, that one was her in another time and space.
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It seems that a girl in the dormitory next door is usually very narcissistic, she said that after she had a boyfriend, the whole dormitory didn't dare to ask her, and then he told us that if he got her boyfriend in front of them, everyone would go crazy about it, so he was reluctant to look like this.
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Once I was sick and went to the hospital, and then suddenly an old woman in the next bed told me not to see a doctor in the hospital, it is better to follow me to practice the exercises if you waste money, because if you have the protection of the gods, you will not get sick. I thought to myself, if you don't get sick, why would you come to the hospital?
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I had a friend girl before, who usually had a salary of six or seven thousand, and then went on a blind date with a man who earned more than 100,000 US dollars a month, and then the girl ordered a dish of nearly 4,000 yuan when she ate, and the man was reluctant at the time, and then left directly, and the girl finally paid the money and then asked the boy for money, which was unbelievable.
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1. There are so many people who like to stand alone on the side of the road in the middle of the night in a daze, so that the people who need to pass by are covered in sweat and hair.
2. The weirdest decoration I have ever seen is to spread the carpet in the bathroom, which is said to be anti-slip, but it always makes people feel wrong.
3. People usually stand facing the door in crowded elevators, but some people like to stand facing everyone.
4. Often take out unpackaged food from your pocket, such as all kinds of uneaten fruits, and even buns that you have taken a bite of.
5. In order to take revenge on his ex, wearing a wedding dress to someone else's wedding is not the plot of a bloody TV series, but a real thing that happens in life.
6. I saw the scene of eating bananas directly with the skin in a movie, but I didn't expect that there were really people in life who ate the skin together, what a strange hobby.
7. In the city square or open area, you can always see people flying kites at night, and even if the sky is cloudy, they are not afraid, don't understand that kite flying at night can be seen?
8. Some people are used to putting on shoes before wearing pants when they get up, which is easy to understand in summer, but can they also be worn like this in winter?
9. When you meet the strange colleagues in the company in the sanitary lead room, no matter how empty the position is, you will always squeeze next to you.
10. I saw someone walking on the crowded street with a glass full of water and buried, and I didn't know what kind of performance art it was.
11. Wearing a full suit or even a tie, but wearing a pair of sneakers on his feet, I believe I have seen people dressed like this on campus.
12. Because onions have a certain bactericidal effect, some people can directly eat whole onions for this purpose.
13. Digging a pit in my backyard in the middle of the night, I don't understand why this kind of thing must be done at night.
14. People who are the most unacceptable to eat hot dogs or ham sausages from the middle, are they ready to eat only half of them?
15. When he runs, he learns the posture in "Naruto" and stretches his hands behind him before running, and he seems to think it's cool.
I've seen the child's strange character, he followed his mother and somehow didn't reach his satisfaction, he just lay on the ground and didn't go, his mother pulled him up and he lay down again, he was angry and went away, he lay on the ground and cried for his mother to pull him up, but his mother ignored him and continued to walk forward, about 100 meters away he was scared, so he cried and ran to catch up and grabbed his mother's clothes and didn't let him go, his mother thought that the child was convinced and asked him to be like this in the future, the child pulled his mother back, and retreated 100 meters away and lay on the spot to let his mother pull him up again, and finally his mother compromised。
The most bizarre elementary school students I have ever seen are those who don't like to study, shouting every day that they want to fight the glory of the king, holding lollipops in their mouths, and lying if they don't write their homework.
That time I looked at my cousin's Olympiad problem book, and I saw a question that Mengmeng's beloved 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube fell into the septic tank, and Mengmeng picked it up and disassembled the Rubik's Cube, picked up a piece at random and put it in her mouth, what is the probability of not being hit?
My roommate in college has been talking to her boyfriend for more than three years, and it's time to get married, her boyfriend's mother said that she and her boyfriend don't get along, and the two of them are in conflict, and the relationship between the two of them is as sweet as honey, and there is no contradiction at all, but because the boy's mother said this, the boy really broke up with my roommate, which is the most bizarre reason for breaking up. >>>More
This kind of person has to wash his hair every day when he wakes up, because they feel that they have too much dust and bacteria on their heads after a day, and they don't want to touch their hair if they don't wash it.