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Once I ate watermelon secretly at noon, I was chased for two miles, but I was still caught, hey, it's fun.
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Playing with good friends, and using mud to make "rice", it's a lot of fun, although it's naïve to think about now, but that's what I played in childhood
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Childhood. My childhood was colorful, extremely happy and beautiful! I guess everyone is the same as me!
Once my grandmother and I were weeding because I was very small and had no strength. So my grandmother asked me to go to the side to play, what to play? I saw a group of children bouncing around in the meadow - grasshoppers!
Then I got ready to catch grasshoppers and started catching grasshoppers! I shouted as I caught it: Don't be afraid, children, I'll catch you!
When I was catching Xing's head, I remembered the teacher's words: The back of the grasshopper is full of blood vessels and breathing holes. This scared me, because in this way I threw them to the ground and wiped them all out with the ruthless soles of my feet.
Later I saw ants carrying their bodies away. I followed them to a small mound of earth, and I dug it up with a small stick. Ah, it's disgusting!
It was full of animal carcasses. When I heard that ants bite people, I shoot them to death with dirt. Grandma saw it and asked
Why did you shoot them all to death? I replied, "Because the ants bite people, I shoot them to death!"
Because my naivety caused a series of interesting things! Once, I helped my grandmother hoe the ground, and when I was hoeing, I dug up an earthworm and called out to my grandmother: "Grandma!
Grandmother! There's a long snake here! "Grandma heard my cry and ran away with a hoe, and when she went, she laughed out loud, and asked Grandma without understanding
Grandma, why are you smiling when you encounter a snake? Grandma I said, "This is not a snake, but an earthworm?"
I couldn't help but laugh after listening to my grandmother's words! Hahaha. And that's not all, there's more!
A lot! Sometimes I kicked the corn seedlings that everyone had worked so hard to plant out of the clouds, and I was severely criticized by my grandmother!
Our childhood was colorful, colorful, and incomparably happy and joyful. Let each of us cherish every moment of our childhood! An inch of time is an inch of gold!
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When I was a child, I went to the market with my father, my father walked fast, I walked slowly, I looked at things in other stalls, and saw "Dad" in front, I hurriedly went to find it, hugged the person and shouted "Dad", the person was stunned all of a sudden, only to hear the real father shouting me in the back, I knew that it was over, I recognized the wrong person, I was very embarrassed at that time, hehe.
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On the banyan tree by the pond, I know that it is in the ......”
When I listened to the song "Childhood", I remembered an interesting incident when I was a child.
One afternoon in the summer when I was four years old, it was very hot. My mother took me to the street to buy a big round watermelon. When I got home, my mother had just put the watermelon on the table of the Eight Immortals, and I couldn't wait to ask my mother, "When will I eat watermelon?" ”
You little gluttonous cat, Dad is working in the fields, it must be very hot, when he comes back, we will eat together. Mom smiled and went into the stove room.
I stared at the watermelon, licked my lips, and argued with my mom for another time. But my mother just didn't agree, so I pouted and used the banquet to destroy my brain. After a while, I came up with a great idea.
At that time, I was short, not as tall as the Eight Immortals Table. So, I quietly moved the rest of the chair closer to the Eight Immortals table, carefully climbed onto the chair, and gently pushed the watermelon with my small hand, and the watermelon slowly rolled towards the table. At this point, I hurriedly jumped out of my chair and shouted:
Mom, the watermelon is going to roll down! As soon as the words fell, before my mother walked out of the stove, the watermelon fell to the ground with a "pop" and fell into several petals. My mother picked up the watermelon and complained while telling me to eat a few pieces quickly.
I was so happy that I looked smug as I ate: Mom has been fooled. I secretly looked at my mother and saw that she didn't find any flaws.
So, I grinned.
What to laugh at? Mom asked curiously.
Watermelon is cold and sweet, so delicious! "I was mischievous. Actually, I know it best in my heart.
Looking back on it now, it's kind of funny.
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I remember when I was 5 years old, I did something stupid that was so angry and funny. To this day, the whole family still can't help but laugh.
On Children's Day, the kindergarten was closed, and my mother also took a leave of absence to take me to the park. In the park, my mother took me a lot of ** while taking me to play, and said to me: "Leaves, the camera has film, and you can see your ** after the film is developed!"
I was very happy when I heard this, and I thought, "Wash **, wash ......."What does washing mean? Isn't it just washing with water, or I'll wash it myself!
So, as soon as my mother went to work in the afternoon, I quickly took out the camera from the drawer, opened the back cover, and then, took it to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and put the camera in the water and flushed it. Wash the silver ant and wash the ......But after washing for a while, it still hasn't been washed out. I had to put the camera back in the drawer.
In the evening, after work, my mother took out her camera and was about to take me to wash**, but found that the camera was wet. "Oops! Why is the camera so wet?
I smiled and said, "I want to wash **, but I can't wash it out!" When my mother heard this, she was taken aback and nodded my head with the index finger of her hand
Little fools! **It is a kind of washing in a darkroom with a special potion, how can it be rinsed with tap water? I bowed my head in shame.
As a result, the film ran out, and it naturally could not be printed; The camera was also damaged by water. Although four years have passed since this incident, when I think about it, I still feel that Li Chang regrets it, his childhood was too naïve, childish and ridiculous! .
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