What do you remember when you were a child?

1.Break your heart, my heart, into petals, chop into pieces, wear them into skewers, sprinkle some pepper noodles, and take them to grill, lamb skewers.

2.On the east-west road, walking north and south, I bumped into a person biting a dog on the road, raised the dog's head and smashed a brick, and was bitten by a brick again. <>

3.Sitting in the car, looking through the glass, having a meal at noon, patting the shoulder before leaving, and doing a good job in the future.

4.Alternation of day and night and change of seasons : the rotation of the earth, the change of day and night; revolves around the sun, and the four seasons appear; One day of rotation, one year of revolution; From west to east, the direction remains the same.

5.Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. If you don't turn on the lights at night, there are a lot of thefts. <>

6.How much sorrow can you have, just like a wisp of worry in your heart. Borrowing wine to dispel sorrow is even more sorrowful, hurting the body and hurting the stomach.

7.In my heart, you are a green onion, cut it, chop it, chop it, and throw it into the pit....

8.One is not allowed to cry, two is not allowed to laugh, three is not allowed to show little white teeth, and four is not allowed to fart popcorn.

9.Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty.

10.Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, and don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins. <>

11.Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, for brothers to stick knives in their ribs, for beautiful women to stick two knives in brothers.

12.Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillery ran side by side to the north; The artillerymen were afraid to touch the pacesetters, and the pacesetters were afraid to touch the artillery guns.

13.The bench is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the pole, and the bench is not as wide as the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not be tied to the bench.

The smooth passage of childhood is as follows:

1. The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds say early, why are you carrying an explosives bag? I went to bomb the school, but the teacher didn't know, and as soon as I pulled the line, I ran, and with a bang, the school blew up.

2. On Sunday morning, it was snowing heavily, and the old men who picked up tatters lined up in a line, and as soon as the police commanded, they rushed to the garbage heap, and stuffed their broken shoes and socks into their pockets.

3. In the middle of the night, I came to the pit and saw that there was someone at the bottom, so I jumped into the pit and rescued the person, and died heroically.

4. I picked up a pack of cigarettes on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle, who smoked a cigarette and nodded at me, and I said happily: Uncle, give money.

You four and I four Shaolin Temple, you five and I beat the big drum, you six and I six or six villain heads, you seven and I seven and seven fairies, you eight and I eight and eight immortals cross the sea, and you nine and I nine want to go with me

You one and I one Hugh brother, you two and I two Wang Xiaoer, you three and I three and three dozen white bone spirits, you four and I four Amitabha Buddha Shaolin Temple, you five and I five see the five princesses, you six and I six, forget. You are seven and I are seven and seven fairies, and you are eight and I are eight and eight immortals who cross the sea and return to their hometown. You've been drinking beer for a long time.

You are ten and I am eleven years old, I took a wife called ok ok and gave birth to a child called dichlorvos, dichlorvos dichlorvos is growing up quickly, and the teacher taught you to learn culture or something.

One child grinned, two children combed pigtails, and three children climbed the mountain.

When I was a child, I slipped by:1. Big head, big head, don't worry about rain, people have umbrellas, I have big heads.

2. I often get one point and two points, three points and four points I get Amitabha, five points and six points I get once a year, and I never get one hundred points.

3. Rotten sand fruits, a lot of them, don't suffer a loss if you taste them first and then buy them. If you suffer a loss, don't blame me, who told you to buy my rotten sand fruit.

4. Little mouse, go to the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't come down, meow meow, cat comes, and rolls down.

5. Purple smoke is produced by the sunshine incense burner.

Look at the lamb kebabs from afar.

Hanging in front of the river, Harazi left three feet of feet, and he didn't bring any money in his pocket.

The thief in the first grade, the thief in the second grade, the sister in the third grade danced ballet, the handsome guy in the fourth grade was not chased, the love letters in the fifth grade were flying all over the sky, and the mandarin ducks in the sixth grade were a pair.

Explanation is disguise, and disguise is truth. ”

Because so, science makes sense. ”

I'm sorry, it's okay, put a p, it stinks to you. ”

1. The sun was shining in the sky, the flowers smiled at me, the bird said early, why did you carry the explosives bag, I went to blow up the school, the teacher didn't know, I ran as soon as I pulled the line, and the school was gone.

2. Your avatar is a ball, and the alien body kicks it to the department store, the department store, sells the ball, and sells your head.

3. I'm sorry, it's not off, it's a fart, it stinks to death.

4. Three watches in the middle of the night, the toilet lights out, you go to relieve your hands, fall into the pit, fight with maggots, fight against, no one saves you, heroic sacrifice, the greatness of life, the silence of death, in memory of you, the toilet lights up.

5. Because of the scientific truth, you should ask yourself if you want to know.

6. I'm gone, and I'll never play with you again. I wish you a smooth journey, missing halfway, kicking both legs and falling into the pit.

7. When the sun came out, I climbed the electric pole, climbed the electric pole, I touched the wire, and when I touched the high-voltage line, I was sent to the palace of Hades.

8. I picked up a cigarette on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle, who took the cigarette and nodded his head at me, and I said happily: Uncle gives money.

9. We are all wooden people, one is not allowed to speak, and the second is not allowed to laugh, and the third is not allowed to show little white teeth.

10, the old one drove the plane, the second one threw a bomb, fortunately the third ran fast and killed the fourth bastard.