Ask for a funny slip of the tongue What is something and what is turned back

As soon as the Chinese teacher turned around, the Yellow Crane Tower was vacant here.

As soon as the math teacher turned around, the quadratic function was symmetrical axis.

As soon as the English teacher turned around, sorry and added three grams of oil.

As soon as the political teacher turned around, Bush switched to selling soybean oil.

As soon as the biology teacher turned around, IVF swam in the water.

As soon as the history teacher turned around, Qin Shi Huang came to push the shot put.

As soon as the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline.

The physics teacher turned around and leveraged the earth.

As soon as the physical education teacher turned around, Jordan switched to table tennis.

As soon as the labor teacher turned around, he came to the catwalk.

As soon as all the teachers turned around, the people of the world were not free.

Ouyang Xiadan turned around and was fascinated by a cow opposite.

Ouyang Xiadan turned around, and Halley's Comet blew up the earth.

Ouyang Xiadan turned around three times, and the monk washed his hair with Qingyang.

Ouyang Xiadan turned around four times and collapsed several skyscrapers.

Ouyang Xiadan turned around five times, and the country and the city were worried.

Ouyang Xiadan turned around six times, and the rolling Yangtze River water flowed backwards.

Ouyang Xiadan turned back seven times, and the flood flooded the seven continents.

Ouyang Xiadan turned around, and there is a reason for a man to be single.

As soon as all the hosts turned around, CCTV was not free.

As soon as the mini world turned around, it scared the nine cows by the river to death.

The mini world turned around for the second time, and all the teachers in the school jumped off the building.

The mini world turned around three times and shook down 80,000 teaching buildings.

The mini world turned back four times, and the Yangtze River flooded the Yellow Crane Tower.

Mini World turns back five times, and Halley's Comet hits the Earth.

The mini world turned back six times, and the landslide cracked and the water flowed backwards.

Mini World turns back seven times, and Thanos is about to be beheaded.

The mini-world turned back eight times, and Zeus kowtowed to him.

The mini world turns back nine times, and the universe ** has a reason.

The mini-world turned back and kicked it in the head.

Funny slip of the tongue has the following grip loss these:

1. When you turn around in a hurry, you immediately scare a cow to death. You come and go back twice in a hurry, Beckham doesn't score. You come and turn around three times, Ronaldo shoots basketball.

You come and turn around in a hurry, and the landslide cracks and the water flows backwards. If you come and turn around five times in a hurry, the fool will slip his back on his back. You came in a hurry and turned around six times, and the three good students were also stayed.

You come and turn around seven times in a hurry, and the big-headed son becomes small-headed.

2. Gold hook hook, silver hook hook, talk to count, otherwise it's a puppy; Gold hook hook, silver hook hook, talk to count, stretch out the little thumb, one, two, three, hook, hook,

3. I rinsed my mouth only after one, two, two, two

4. As soon as the ugly man turned around, he scared a cow by the river to death; The ugly man turned around, and the Daqing Oilfield did not produce oil; The ugly man turned around three times, and Jordan switched to table tennis; The ugly man turned his head four times, and the monk washed his hair with reluctance.

5. My brother is arguing that you go to work, and the mask must be tightly covered. Go upstairs and climb the stairs for lunch instant noodles. Don't look at your eyes, your eyes are contagious.

Don't pull Miss Hand, I know it's not over! It is necessary to resolutely break the husband's lifelong system, implement the little white-faced shareholding system, introduce the Mr. competition system, promote the lover cooperation system, implement the merit-based admission elimination system, and add the legal system of red apricots out of the wall!

6. The wife should follow when she goes out, the wife must obey the orders, and the wife must blindly promote the skin and obey if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, the wife has to be willing to spend money, and the wife has to endure the beating and scolding.

Drank water in the back of the toilet. The leg pressed on the train track is complete as follows:

I am a green onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to dip me in sauce, x his ancestor! Walked through the south, broke through the north, drank water behind the toilet, pressed his legs on the train track, and kissed his mouth with stupid socks. I have been on the mountain, I have fought the tiger Shaolin Temple has practiced martial arts, the left green dragon, the right white tiger, often take Clinton as a line of reputation for two hundred and five, and also take the Shakyamuni stall hall to feed the tiger!

There was a dance on the pyramid and a drum on Jesus' head.

And by the way, there is:

1. Little mouse, go to the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't get down, meow meow, the cat is coming, and roll down.

2. Someone asks you to borrow money for three days and two days, and you are tired of listening; You borrow money from others for three days, and you are tired of running.

3. Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillery ran side by side to the north, and the artillerymen were afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters were afraid of touching the artillery guns.

4. Everyone in the world knows that it is good to rip off skin, and it is effortless and brainless. After three or five years, all the problems are gone.

5. Clear water, bang, soap bubbles, white flowers, small towels, wipe and rub, love to clean, good doll.

1. Those who are diligent are not lazy.

2. Don't say short words in front of the dwarf.

3. Press the gourd up and scoop it.

4. Please don't go to the eight-lift sedan chair.

5. There is no word in the eight.

6. Plucking hair is thicker than the waist.

7, the seep family lost white and wore a human skin.

8. Half a catty to eight taels.

9. Monk halfway.

10. A full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry.

11. Carrying it on your back is generally heavy.

12. I was sold and helped count the money.

13. The stupid bird flies first.

14. The nose is crooked.

15. It's harder than climbing to the sky.

16. Less than the above, more than the bottom.