Mandarin has three and a half lines, and three and a half lines are hilarious

Three and a half sentences in Mandarin.

It's spring again, and the hall on the second floor is so lively, and the teachers have a party, which is really good.

Praise our leaders first, SARS wind takes turns, command freely, and run away.

The development of the school is in the heart, the education and teaching innovation, pioneering and enterprising, and striving for the first

It is always said that family planning is grasped every day and that it is well implemented.

There is a new atmosphere in the new year, and the principal is an example everywhere, leading by example, which is awesome.

Praise the teacher for his high knowledge, and he can't ask thousands of times, as long as you learn, he really teaches.

Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, and have nothing to look at the moon, it's really round.

Sending away one session after another, the black hair is becoming less and less white, life is like a dream, and the true spirit is true.

I received flowers on Teacher's Day, and there was a message for Christmas, the peach and plum are fragrant, and it is so sweet.

The principal pretends to be a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has students in his heart, and he loves the campus and has true feelings.

Other. 2.Be in a cheerful mood and do good things, go out and have the God of Wealth to arrive, win the lottery and open the gift package, I rely on, soap! (Liu prepares soap, Jiang performs).

3.Come up and say three and a half sentences, big and small things are nonsense, if there is a similarity, don't shout, who dares! (Collectively make accusations to the audience).

4.This year, the company's situation is good, there are really a lot of projects, and they are carried out everywhere in the country, and they can really be done! (Pose collectively).

5.Beijing will occupy the place first, Tianjin will have a guerrilla war, and the Nanchang uprising will make money, and if you don't make money, you won't make it in vain!

6.The leader is considerate and thoughtful, Mr. Lu personally sent the seasoning, and the peanut mustard arrived, which was very handsome! (Amon plays Mr. Lu, shakes hands with everyone, and distributes mustard).

7.Mr. Qin's voice is loud and funny, he doesn't forget to magnify the cannon when he eats, and strategic work is indispensable, which is good! (Collectively extend their thumbs up to make a compliment).

8.The sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beauties are checked, each shot is not ordinary, sign the order!

9.Market research is very important, run to the feet blistered, by the way can find the daughter-in-law and earn! (Zhan Jun prepares a marriage certificate and makes a move).

10.There is a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing the wall and advertising, fainting! (all fainted).

11.Administrative work is trivial, it doesn't matter if you hold your stomach, every contribution is precious, wow! (Jiang does a pregnant woman).

12.The finance department is the first to stare at the numbers all day long, in case the work goes wrong, review! (Everyone blamed, the little sister cried).

13.Everyone comes to the party tonight, drink a thousand glasses and are not afraid of getting drunk, whether he is tired next year or not, he will sleep after drinking! (Jiang, fat man sleeping).

14.For tonight's party, brothers and sisters are ready together, and the wonderful program is lined up and retreats (collectively turn to the right, run, shout slogans and retreat).

Three and a half lines are hilarious:1. Say three and a half sentences today, it's not easy to say too much, we have only one purpose - to add chaos.

2. In order to gather for tonight's event, all departments of the company are ready, and the wonderful programs are lined up, and we will retire quickly.

3. Three women in the business department, order statistics and operation, three women in one play - wordy.

4. Thirty-three functional committees and bureaus, the masses are not troublesome, and the hall is not simple to do as soon as it is completed!

5. We don't talk about anything else, let's talk about ourselves and the school, the lines are all made up, so talented.

6. The next day, we got up and continued, year after year, to see our spirits, increasing unabated.

7. We have a lot to say, don't be wordy, please applaud more, thank you.

8. In the blink of an eye, there was a big recess, and teachers and students rushed to the playground, striding along with the military song, comfortable.

9. When I returned home and continued to be busy, the pots and pans rang for a while, what to eat and drink and what to make by myself, fragrant.

11. The financial department is very critical, it is not easy to raise funds wrongly, and employees have a lot of income and money, so they continue to do it.

12. The company has sufficient development stamina, and there is a number of places, with an output value of more than billions, and the project is waiting to be approved.

13. The teacher came to school early and left the school after dark at night.

14. The teacher treats me like a leather jacket, the cold winter and heavy snow are indispensable, and the hot flow warms my heart, I am really proud!

15. The red track on the green field, the high results in the sports meeting, with your sweat and credit, I can't forget it!

16. The teacher taught me art, and the teacher told me nursery rhymes, everything was taught by the teacher, which opened the mind!

17. It's really lively here today, friends of all ages are laughing together, I want to ask everyone what they like? New Year's Day is here!

18. There are a lot of personnel work, transfer benefits and credits, all for the good of employees, there is a vote.

19. In the new century and the new millennium, I will first give you a New Year's greeting, and I will bow to you - give money.

20. The quality of financial personnel is high, and there are a lot of business skills, and I thank our leaders for their high vision!

21. It's hard to eat at noon, it's not good to queue up in the canteen, and the restaurant is too expensive to eat, so you have to eat noodles.

22, the four of us stand on the stage, let's tell you a paragraph, I want to ask what program is performing, three and a half sentences!

23. Everyone here listens to me, and their hearts are filled with true gratitude, which is as beautiful as blessings sweeter than honey and can be realized.

24. The company's CEO has a high level, scientific decision-making and diligent thinking, and the high-tech content depends on the brain, step by step.

25. Don't be in a hurry, don't panic first, leave the topic to talk about next year. Strive for advanced dedication, look at performance!

26. This year's work is well done, don't be proud, the leaders hold a meeting to summarize, step by step!

27. The relationship is very important, the smile service effect is good, what should I do when the boss comes? "Hello, Leader".

28. Our center is not ordinary, and the operation is only half a year, and the center's reputation is spread in all directions; It's so convenient!

29. The leadership attaches great importance to the endless words, and does not make it difficult for the masses to do things, let's express our determination and work hard!

30. Distribution business trips are the most tiring, and the most afraid of meeting thieves in the car, retreat as soon as they have dinner - afraid of getting drunk.

The three and a half lines are as follows:1. The foundation of people's livelihood is employment, which is related to stability and harmony, and there are policies for employment and entrepreneurship.

2. Scientific development is the first, both ability and political integrity are shouldering heavy burdens, and Kyrgyzstan people are returning to their hometowns to help development, looking forward to it!

3. Vocational ability should be improved, skill training is indispensable, blue-collar workers are better than white-collar workers, and the salary is high!

4. The reform of the institutions and undertakings is busy, the development results are shared, and the dual-track pension is finally integrated, decent!

5. Pension insurance is accompanied by a lifetime, and the expansion of the levy is important, and it should be fully covered, and it is fast!

6. Full coverage of medical insurance, fast payment for hospitalization and medicine, instant calculation for medical treatment in other places, really covered!

7. Unemployment insurance is useful, laid-off and unemployed people can take care of it, and job stabilization subsidies can improve skills, which is reliable!

8. Scientific development is springing tide, and the implementation of new rural insurance is guaranteed, so that everyone in urban and rural areas is guaranteed, good!