The English version of the classic funny three and a half lines

The hilarious three and a half lines are as follows:

2, come up and say three and a half sentences, big and small things are nonsense, if there is any similarity, don't shout, who dares! (Collectively make accusations to the audience).

3. The company's situation is good this year, and there are really a lot of projects, and they can be done everywhere across the country! (Pose collectively).

4. Beijing will occupy the place first, Tianjin will have a guerrilla war, and the Nanchang uprising will make money, and if you don't make money, you won't make it in vain!

5. The leader is considerate and thoughtful, Mr. Lu personally sent the seasoning, and the peanut mustard arrived, which was very handsome! (Amon plays Mr. Lu, shakes hands with everyone, and distributes mustard).

6. Mr. Qin's voice is loud and funny, he doesn't forget to magnify the cannon when he eats, strategic work is indispensable, it's good! (Collectively extend their thumbs up to make a compliment).

7. The sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beauties are checked, each shot is not ordinary, sign the order!

8. Market research is very important, run to the feet blistered, by the way, you can find your daughter-in-law and earn! (Zhan Jun prepares a marriage certificate and makes a move).

9. There is a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing the wall and advertising, fainting! (all fainted).

Three and a half lines are hilarious:1. Say three and a half sentences today, it's not easy to say too much, we have only one purpose - to add chaos.

2. In order to gather for tonight's event, all departments of the company are ready, and the wonderful programs are lined up, and we will retire quickly.

3. Three women in the business department, order statistics and operation, three women in one play - wordy.

4. Thirty-three functional committees and bureaus, the masses are not troublesome, and the hall is not simple to do as soon as it is completed!

5. We don't talk about anything else, let's talk about ourselves and the school, the lines are all made up, so talented.

6. The next day, we got up and continued, year after year, to see our spirits, increasing unabated.

7. We have a lot to say, don't be wordy, please applaud more, thank you.

8. In the blink of an eye, there was a big recess, and teachers and students rushed to the playground, striding along with the military song, comfortable.

9. When I returned home and continued to be busy, the pots and pans rang for a while, what to eat and drink and what to make by myself, fragrant.

11. The financial department is very critical, it is not easy to raise funds wrongly, and employees have a lot of income and money, so they continue to do it.

12. The company has sufficient development stamina, and there is a number of places, with an output value of more than billions, and the project is waiting to be approved.

13. The teacher came to school early and left the school after dark at night.

14. The teacher treats me like a leather jacket, the cold winter and heavy snow are indispensable, and the hot flow warms my heart, I am really proud!

15. The red track on the green field, the high results in the sports meeting, with your sweat and credit, I can't forget it!

16. The teacher taught me art, and the teacher told me nursery rhymes, everything was taught by the teacher, which opened the mind!

17. It's really lively here today, friends of all ages are laughing together, I want to ask everyone what they like? New Year's Day is here!

18. There are a lot of personnel work, transfer benefits and credits, all for the good of employees, there is a vote.

19. In the new century and the new millennium, I will first give you a New Year's greeting, and I will bow to you - give money.

20. The quality of financial personnel is high, and there are a lot of business skills, and I thank our leaders for their high vision!

21. It's hard to eat at noon, it's not good to queue up in the canteen, and the restaurant is too expensive to eat, so you have to eat noodles.

22, the four of us stand on the stage, let's tell you a paragraph, I want to ask what program is performing, three and a half sentences!

23. Everyone here listens to me, and their hearts are filled with true gratitude, which is as beautiful as blessings sweeter than honey and can be realized.

24. The company's CEO has a high level, scientific decision-making and diligent thinking, and the high-tech content depends on the brain, step by step.

25. Don't be in a hurry, don't panic first, leave the topic to talk about next year. Strive for advanced dedication, look at performance!

26. This year's work is well done, don't be proud, the leaders hold a meeting to summarize, step by step!

27. The relationship is very important, the smile service effect is good, what should I do when the boss comes? "Hello, Leader".

28. Our center is not ordinary, and the operation is only half a year, and the center's reputation is spread in all directions; It's so convenient!

29. The leadership attaches great importance to the endless words, and does not make it difficult for the masses to do things, let's express our determination and work hard!

30. Distribution business trips are the most tiring, and the most afraid of meeting thieves in the car, retreat as soon as they have dinner - afraid of getting drunk.

The three and a half hilarious lines are as follows:1. There is a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing the wall and advertising, and fainting.

2. The interests of the masses are no trivial matter, and they are really busy going from house to house, as long as they do practical things for the people, they will be happy quietly.

3. The gongs and drums are beating up, welcoming the festival and having fun, and the party will be held today, which is lively.

4. The trade union activities are particularly good, climbing the mountain and tug-of-war to do gymnastics, strengthening the body and showing talents, and it is lively.

5. Huanhuan stood on the stage, no one applauded and came, if you forgot the words, what can you do, find a kick.

6. There are few exclusive wiring communities, and the service must be done well.

7. Winter refining and summer refining, windy and rainy do not be afraid, user needs should be met, and they should be fast.

8. Take action under the overall situation, find the position in the market, and do a good job in innovation and development, comprehensively.

9. God gave me a pair of hands and taught me how to create, but I only learned to beg.

10. God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to walk, but I only learned to run away.