Ask for some funny articles in a hurry!!!!!!!!! III 20

Updated on amusement 2024-03-06
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  1. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    They all fell in the morning.

    Unlucky Wei Xiaoqi.

    Three lives and three lives.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    I was born into a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was very boring, I could only count money all day long, my mother was too, I was sweeping money all day long, my family lived in the mountains, every time I wanted to go out to buy something, it was quite troublesome, it took 5 hours to drive a Mercedes-Benz, and it took 4 hours to drive a Porsche. I would occasionally go shopping, and my parents were afraid that I would be kidnapped, so I was protected by more than 20 bodyguards, and everyone was scared away when they saw me, so I was ostracized from ...... since I was a child

    Because the house is deep in the mountains, it is very cold every time it is winter, and my father also said that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no stove and no cotton cloth ...... in winterI can only accompany my parents to burn money for heating every day, and when I sleep, I can only sleep with money. (I think the pound is warmer).

    I remember when I was a child, once, because the room was too big, I didn't rush out of the room, so I peed my pants. So, my dad put a little sheep in my room and asked me to rush out of the room of 1000 pings within 10 minutes, cross the corridor of five kilometers, and reach the toilet of 800 pings (I often get lost in the corridor); Dad asked someone to build 20 broken rooms with 250 pyeong toilets in 600 pyeong, and said, "If you get wet in the future, you can change the room directly."

    If the room is not enough or too small, tell Dad that Dad is asking someone to build a few more rooms, our life is very hard, you have to endure it! "Now that I think about it, Dad is such a kind person!!

    I still remember one time, the house was burglarized, because he used explosives to blow up my father's safe, causing the gold coins in it to keep rolling out, and as a result, the thief was crushed to death, I think the thief is so pitiful - it hurts to crush people to death!! He wasn't as lucky as the thief who had been smothered by the banknotes before. My mother also often told me that our family life was very hard, and I had to learn to endure hardships and ......So I have developed a good habit of bearing hardships and standing hard work since I was a child.

    In the future, my wish is to find 200 monsters who can only eat money, so that I can eat all the money in my family and avenge those poor thieves. After reading it, you have to turn around, otherwise you will be poor for the rest of your life!! Oh, sin sin, sin

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    Today's weather is good, I drive the Rolls-Royce that my husband gave me for his wedding anniversary, wearing the big three-carat diamond ring he just bought for me on my finger, and the ruby necklace that he gave me for my birthday last month, and take my children to the big forest park to play. If we are in a park full of flowers, there are envious eyes everywhere. Suddenly.

    A foul-smelling, filthy, homeless old lady rushed out of the road, and I took a closer look and said, "Oh my God! She turned out to be my composition teacher in the fifth grade of elementary school!

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