Whoever has a little joke, share a few

1 Son: Dad, what does it mean to be happy?

Dad: That's what it means to be happy.

Son: Is it very upset to care so much?

2 Miss Mrs.

A collection of jokes and stories, let's have a happy life together!

Doctor: Mrs. Brown, I have good news for you.

Brown: Good news? That's great! But you should say "Miss Brown", not "Mrs. Brown".

Doctor: Miss Brown, I'm going to have bad news for you.

3. Come to a pound that is not sweet.

A collection of jokes and stories, let's have a happy life together!

There was a man who liked to take advantage of small things and went to the market to buy grapes. He stopped in front of the first grape stall and twisted a few into his mouth.

The seller hurriedly said: "Isn't it sweet? No sweet, no money! ”

He shook his head and went to the second booth. After eating a few grapes, I came to the third stall ......Finally he burped and came to the sixteenth booth:

Is this grape sweet or not? ”

No sweet, no money! ”

Then give me a pound of non-sweet! ”

1. The rabbit went fishing on the first day and didn't catch it; The next day he went again and returned empty-handed; On the third day, as soon as the rabbit walked to the river, the fish jumped out and scolded: If you use the radish as bait again, I will slap you to death, rabbit cub!

2. I drank because I wanted to drown in the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.

3. A fat woman who looks very safe ran to the traffic police: "There is a man who has been following me." The traffic policeman looked at the fat woman and said, "I think he may be drunk for a while, and he will be fine in a while!" ”

4. Aaron: What if Newton had sat not under an apple tree, but under a coconut tree? Teacher: Stoned to death!

A couple having a conversation

Wife; Husband?

Husband? Wife; How long have we been together

Husband? I don't know;

Wife; You've me a few times

Husband? I know a little bit about it, I want to think about it, and I can talk about it a few times, my wife; Oooh

Husband? Uh-huh.

Wife; Then I'm not your person

Husband? Lung talk

Wife; Does it count?

Husband? I'm so eye-catching

Wife; Then let's go to the Enlightenment

Husband? You just want to

Wife; What did you say?

Husband? No wild

Hahaha

Xiao Ming's father took him to the park and made the eight-way car Before the car came, Xiao Ming went to the opposite side to play for a while, and the car came after a while, and his father shouted as he walked, Xiao Ming, the eight-way car is coming.

I only have one, who dares to read this poem in the source Mandarin, laughing until the belly hurts! A veteran Chinese teacher read aloud an ancient poem by Lu You entitled "Dao Wo Chun" for the students, and asked the students to dictate it.

The Chinese teacher reads aloud as follows.

One student dictated the following.

Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid".

Dark plum and ghostly flowers, I have no culture.

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom, My IQ is very low, and I am like water in the distance, If you want to ask me who I am, it is easy to see through the spring green. A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey

There is a fat man, copy greedy and sleepy and very much want to **. One day, he saw on the Internet that there is a ** medicine, as long as it is taken strictly every day, taking a course of treatment will have obvious effects, and if it is invalid, it can be refunded in full.

So he bought a course of medicine to try.

After receiving the medicine, he opened the instructions carefully**, only to see that it read: "Please take it every two hours, one capsule each time, twelve times a day, on an empty stomach." ”