What are some of the most bizarre clients you ve ever met?

As a real estate agent, the most bizarre customer is to accompany the customer to see the house, a few houses to see, none of the customer likes, without a word, he took out his mobile phone and began to meet in the glory of the king, and even opened the black together! Kai Hei actually won! The customer was so happy that he signed the contract. ‍

I once had a client who opened a factory to make a mobile board house, and I helped them make a model room, and there were often projects to cooperate with me in the future, and I also helped them come up with plans many times. Later, I found out that it was a set of plans, and they used the plan to talk about the customers of the mobile board house by themselves, and their boss also pretended to be very familiar with me, good buddy.

After 12 years as a lawyer, he once took on a client who was charged with "stealing a mobile public toilet". We worked hard to help him win the lawsuit and finally get out of the house. As a result, Ya finally told me that the public toilet was still with him, and that he really stole it, so he put it in the backyard.

Because "I'm too lazy to walk". Also drunk.

Too much bitterness, I don't know how to talk about it, just talk about what I encountered recently, I was going to pay the money, and then I wanted to see our contract, and after reading it, I said that there were too many loopholes, duang, dead single, a customer who signed a bill, because there were too many friends around me, the east said a sentence **expensive, the west said a sentence **expensive, so that there was no opinion, and a little regretful, every day to ask me what the situation is, absolutely. ‍‍

Many years ago, I was working in a law firm, and one day I received a call from a very polite man** saying that he was going to sue Walt Disney. When asked why, he said "because Disney characters are running out of the TV and stealing food from his refrigerator." The law firm said that it could follow up and help him investigate, but he needed to pay 100,000 dollars in advance, and then there was no follow-up. ‍‍

I often receive a lot of pre-consultation from customers who have not asked you for decoration, and they are still asking for your opinions every day after the construction has been completed or completed. One of the things I'm most afraid of is that someone says that my floor is yellow, what color is the wall, what color do you think I buy furniture or curtains.

Have you ever met a client who has made an appointment with your company? Appointment! It's a fight! I've come across it! There was a conflict between the shareholders, and they made an appointment to come to our company! The people are fierce!

It happened this morning, the project that was supposed to be reported on Monday, all the plans and documents today are in the final stage, and I received a notice from Party A in the morning that their sales office changed a building, changed a building, a building, a building, a building, and everything was done, just waiting to start construction, and Party A withdrew from the project.

Have you ever encountered a ** with more than 600,000 yuan to decorate to show us, he spent 150,000 yuan to install that effect, and said that it was all inclusive. There are also many customers who feel like they are designers themselves, and he instructs us to do renderings.

I have encountered a customer who has asked a lot of questions and finally bought nothing, some customers just ask a lot of questions at once, that is, they don't buy, he will keep asking and asking, so that you can answer him all the time, but he just doesn't place an order, and he asks you all kinds of questions after buying, and then says that the product he bought is not good, and asks you to give him a refund, saying that you deceived him and makes you have to refund, otherwise he will keep pestering you, such customers are also very strange.

There are too many, for example, I don't know what kind of things I like, no matter who says it, I feel very right, I don't have any opinions, or I deliberately find faults, pick out some irrelevant faults, and the kind of good things that tell you, and end up going to other places when I pay the money.

Ask me to help her throw out the garbage by the way. Made me wait for her at the beauty salon for a day. It's not my fault, it's my fault. Say I'm a**. The other party spoke inarticulately, and I couldn't hear clearly, but the other party thought that I had a problem with my comprehension.

As a practitioner in the service industry, I often encounter some strange things in weddings, banquets and other occasions. Here are a few of the more interesting examples I've come across::

1.The "table sharing" event at the wedding.

Once, I was working as a waitress at a wedding where two families were arranged to sit at the same table because of discord. As a result, in the process of sharing tables, they began to snatch utensils and dishes from each other, and even started a fight in the end. The whole wedding was thrown into chaos.

2.Guest snatching incidents.

At one of the banquets, one of the guests saw that the waiter was serving the food quickly and abundantly, so he began to snatch the food from the plate, which not only caused his clothes to be stained with sauce and caused dissatisfaction and complaints from other guests.

3.Take away the cutlery event book.

At a banquet, a guest took a ** and forgot to put it back in place, but put it in his bag instead. As a result, other guests couldn't find the utensils during their meal, and the lead waiter didn't know what to do.

In short, as a service staff, I have encountered many strange things, but I believe that as long as we remain patient and professional, we can deal with all kinds of unexpected situations and make every guest enjoy a pleasant dining experience.

The customer said that I must wear yellow clothes to pick me up, my eyes are not good to see, I only recognize yellow clothes, I don't recognize anything else, I can't talk if I don't cooperate as required, I will go back and quickly pick out clothes, change makeup, and hold a sign like a little yellow duck at the airport to meet the "big boss".

This is a very strange experience of my own, and of course I have heard friends say such things.

A few years ago, a friend was selling hydraulics, and recruited a customer, who was supposed to entertain him with normal customer etiquette, but this customer was not an ordinary customer service, people don't eat big fish and meat, don't touch meat, only eat cold dishes and drink boiled water, don't even drink drinks, don't smoke or drink. The after-dinner entertainment activities were all dismissed, saying that he had no hobby in this area, and that he had other things to deal with, so he had to go home first.

Later, I learned that the customer and his beloved wife would go home for dinner before 11 o'clock in the evening, and they were even more obedient and submissive to his wife, without exception. Bars, KTV, bathing centers and other places are not touched, and the mall encounters this kind of customer is simply a green bean oil and salt do not enter. For a while, my friend didn't know where to start, and he didn't know how to recruit this customer.

In fact, there are many such strange customers in reality, and we have to find a breakthrough for this kind of customer. After all, business must take its time, not in a hurry, to meet the requirements of customers, and more importantly, to improve its own strength, so as to achieve long-term stable development and cooperation.

There is no easy thing in life, if you meet this kind of wonderful customer, don't complain too much, think more about countermeasures, there is always a way, after all, the benefits he will bring to himself and the company in the future are huge, how can you give up easily.

Little beauty, ah, dress up nicely tonight and accompany me to socialize, if I am satisfied, you have no problem with this list. Thinking of this kind of shameless guest, if you can leave with your whole body, don't go.

There are also customers who ask me to help bring things and watch the children, and I am also drunk.

I once went to apply for a job, this customer was very strange, he actually asked me to wear shoulder-baring clothes, and asked me to accompany him, this is the first time I have met such a strange customer in my life, it is so annoying.

Let me use the three colors of red, green, and purple to make a Chinese style, and it must be tall. I heard such a request I was blinded, it is really a big wonder, saying that you are a designer and you will design, how do you think it looks good, you really think so, then staying up late and working overtime to revise the draft is bearable.

The strangest request I've ever seen is to grab a piece of meat for you, oh my God, I'm a seller of finger cakes, you don't want a cake, can I cook a piece of meat for you to eat, curious.

Previously working in a hotel, there was a guest who made a request after checking in. Recently, she was in Chinese medicine for health, and she needed the hotel staff to go to the pharmacy to buy a few pairs of Chinese medicine that had been prepared, boil the Chinese medicine every day, and deliver it to the room on time at 12:00 noon.

She lived here for a month, day after day. When she left the hotel, she also emphasized that she would keep the unused Chinese medicine well, and she would continue to do it according to the previous requirements when she checked in next time.

The customer bought a pair of socks for three yuan, emphasizing that he bought a pair of socks, and they put on the brand at that time, and then felt that the socks waist was too high, and asked for a pair of low-waisted ones, in order not to dispute with the customer, he directly threw away the pair and gave him a pair!

He was specifically asked for the color of the clothes I wore when I went to the airport and the color of the car I called, and asked us to make a banner to pick him up at the airport and then pull the banner to show a warm welcome to him.

The customer said that his grandmother was sick and wanted to eat rabbits, and the rabbits in our countryside disappeared.

One day, a customer came into the store and ordered two cups of iced lemon tea.

Guest: Don't shake, don't shake, don't ice, don't tea.

Barista: Uh(° No ice and no tea, the drink can be very strong.

Guest: That's all! I'm heavy-mouthed!

Finally, the customer walked out of the store ...... with two glasses of thick lemon juice(Note: The recipe for Starbucks Ice Shake Lemon Tea is to pre-mix black tea with lemon juice concentrate and ice cubes).

Unreasonable customers are the hardest to deal with. Take it for granted that you will change the system settings for him. If you are not satisfied with your service, you will be embarrassed in various ways.

I work as a clothing shopping guide.

One customer a day goes shopping for clothes. Said to me in a circle"I'll do a magic trick for you, can you give me that hat? "

Another time, a customer tried on clothes, and after trying them on, he felt good, so he asked a colleague next to me if he looked good. It was nothing in itself, but she didn't wait for my colleague to say a word of relief"I think it's very good, or brother, you can buy it for me! "

Another time a customer asked for a price, and I said that our shopping mall has a rule that it is not allowed to discount without permission, and the pricing of our commercial building is reasonable. She said"You swear! "

A customer comes to you to sign a deal. Said to eat with him first. If you have a good time, you will continue to talk about business. Just ignore him.

Buy six bottles of mineral water.

Non-brush one bottle at a time.

Asked me to buy something with him and give it away, speechless.

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Then you'll have to use weird tactics!