Jokes about National Day should have names

1. The National Day is coming, others have a big bouquet of roses, but I am shy in my pocket, I have no gifts for you, I only have a pot of cactus, I can only say to you affectionately: I've been tired for so long, sit down and rest.

2. Sending text messages is a dime, replying to text messages is a dime, a dime and a dime, adding up to a lot of hair, the National Day is coming, today I can't bear the pain and pluck a hair, I wish you a happy National Day, if someone else I don't pull out a hair.

3. I received a text message from an unfamiliar number in the morning: The National Day is approaching, and the whole world is celebrating; Your Excellency has a gentle and beautiful virtuous helper, which is even more worthy of celebration! I wondered for a long time, but I still replied:

Who are you? A: I'm your wife, and I just changed my number"Answer: Huai.

4. Notice: If you do not contact on National Day, you will be doxed. If the National Day is not happy, it will be sanctioned by happiness. National Day doesn't want me, and I will be punished by tricks. If you don't invite me to dinner on National Day, I will receive a huge friendship ticket.

5. For the sake of money, you have to work hard; For the sake of your family, you have to live well; For the sake of the face of the long holiday, you have to entertain the ants; For the sake of this text message, you must call me when you go out to play.

6. The National Day is coming, my mobile phone in my pocket, as well as the text message in the function table, as well as my flexible fingers, and a dime of RMB, I would like to send you good wishes in advance, and I wish you a good time in this long holiday.

7. Hee-hee-ha

Mom: "Today is the National Day, what's the event at night?" ”

Son: "No, I'm so happy, go to the Spring Festival Gala".

Mom: "Dizzy, Spring Festival Gala - Is there a Spring Festival Gala on National Day? You stupid boy": "What were you doing that night?" “

Mom: "Eat moon cakes and watch Chang'e saddle."

Son: ".

Humorous little joke about the National Day.

1. Smash a police car with a stone, win a seven-day all-inclusive tour of the detention center, smash two and give a beautiful bracelet, fashionable prison suits, police car pick-up, etc., the more you smash, the more surprises, the top ten can also enjoy free head shaving, the first 100 can also play with police dogs, and the guests will be given stick massage, electric shock to remove dead skin beauty and health care sets. Hurry up and have a very national holiday!

An obese woman came to a butcher stall and asked to buy pork for seven taels and five pounds of Siling. "You're amazing," the salesman said, just buy five pounds! The fat woman pretended to be busy explaining:

You don't know that I'm **, I've lost four pounds, seven taels and five dollars, I want to see what it is.

What a piece of meat. ”

It's hard to say, I'm afraid it's political, and I'm afraid that there will be something bad to say about the country.