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Anonymous users2024-02-06The little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads?" ”
Boss: "Ah, I'm sorry, not so much".
That's it... The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.
The next day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?" ”
Boss: "I'm sorry, but I still don't."
That's it... The little white rabbit went away again dejectedly.
On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?" ”
The boss happily said, "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred small loaves of bread!" ”
The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Ahri's mother asked Ahri to wash her dirty clothes, and after Ahri soaked her clothes in the water, she said to the clothes in the water: "Dear, take a bath by yourself!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Wife, I'll do a magic trick for you, you look at it, and then I open my hand and put it under my face, saying that it's boring, but it's still very interesting.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Three Chinese earthworms gathered on a high platform, chatting and playing together. A Japanese earthworm inserted it, and it had to be said that it was better than the Chinese earthworm. Nobody paid any attention to it.
The Chinese earthworm said:"Watch me cut myself in half, and then I can play guessing ......"Chinese earthworm B said:"What's that!
I cut myself into four pieces and gathered around a table of mahjong ......"Chinese earthworm C said:"Alas, you are inferior! I cut myself into six pieces and played three-on-three'The Great Leap Forward'How!
It also cuts itself in half, but it's a straight ......"
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Electrical appliances held a joke telling contest, which stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke, and made everyone in the audience laugh, otherwise they would be arrested and taken to Aruba. The first to play was the washing machine, and when he finished his joke, the audience burst into laughter. Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say:
It's so cold, so the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next up was the smartest computer, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances burst into laughter. I heard the rice cooker say again
It's so cold, so! The computer was also taken to Aruba. The third place is the most humorous table lamp.
The table lamp was very confident After telling the joke, everyone laughed until they rolled on the ground. The rice cooker said again: "It's so cold Just as the lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him, and said
I'm fed up, you can laugh and laugh, don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold! ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Classic joke: "Strict wife" anecdote "Who is the head of the family here?!" "Strict wife" shouted after plucking up his courage.
Sound. "Me! The wife asked majestically, "What are you doing?" ”
No, nothing ......That's fine, I'll just ask. ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-311. Do you know your wife? My salary stopped going down this month.
2. Do you know my wife? The guy upstairs said it was hilarious.
3. Do you know your wife? You're looking better this month than you were last month.
4. Wife, are you smiling? What I've said above is hilarious.
A small soft-shelled turtle blinked mysteriously:"You know? I work in the kitchen of a fancy hotel. " >>>More
Your parents are unhappy and quarrel every day, because of their personality or because there's something you don't know about, you can't know. Even if you know why, you can't change the complex emotions of both men and women, so you better let your parents go with the flow, or you'll be happy yourself, at least don't let your parents worry about you.
The key is to exercise, exercise more, sit down immediately after eating, often play hula hoops, skip rope, and ice skate.
The pain of breathing The last time I can't get new love We're all the same Loneliness is singing Cupid Reappeared yesterday.
There's no need to change the core one.,You have to change the power supply of the graphics card.,It's a waste if the CPU can't keep up.。。 It's better to open a second gear to play.,If you have the money, change the whole machine.。。