Jokes to make girls happy! Laugh every day! 5

A small soft-shelled turtle blinked mysteriously:"You know? I work in the kitchen of a fancy hotel. "

You're! "The mouse laughed.

I don't lie to you,"The soft-shelled turtle got serious"I got my bath water and made the soup. "

Brother, forget it... Since it's already so cold, why don't you try to be cold and cold to her too!! What to smile every day.,I think it didn't work when I posted a joke every day.,It's going to be more and more cold to you.,But when you ignore her, you start to come back to you.。。。

Since they are already so cold, it means that the girl has no feelings for you, you have to understand that the most important thing for a woman is feelings, she has no feelings for you, and she will not be moved if you pick the moon from the sky to her.

Now that you have confessed, let's be frank. A little more humor has everything.

The jokes are there. How much do you want?

As follows:

1. "Husband, I feel so fat and want to **." ”

Don't **, now you are ugly and fat as an excuse. ”

2. When the husband saw the clothes in the closet, he said to his wife: "Women are animals who like the new and hate the old. ”

The wife immediately retorted: "Who said that, we are also very nostalgic." ”

The old man asked, "Then what do you miss?" The wife said, "Age! ”

3. A pair of boyfriends and girlfriends are sitting on a park bench and falling in love, and the woman suddenly wants to fart.

Say to the man: I am a cuckoo in my school, and you don't hear like an elephant.

The man was really willing to listen.

So, under the cover of the birdsong of "cuckoo cuckoo", the woman happily let out a loud fart.

Woman: Doesn't the elephant look like a cuckoo?

M: The fart is too loud, I can't hear it clearly!

4. I just saw my classmate's distress Weibo and roared: Hurry up and help Lao Tzu see what to do if his hand is stuck with 502!

The middle finger and thumb are glued together, and Lao Tzu is now Guanyin!

5. The painter Xu Beihong is famous for painting horses, and his horses are vigorous and vigorous, in a variety of postures, or galloping and jumping, or looking back and neighing, or soaring into the air.

With the maturity of the creative stage, his later works mainly focus on the countryside, villagers, and children, and there is no trace of horses, because he finally realized the artistic essence of "no horse is king".

6. Participating in a friend's wedding ceremony, the groom said to his parents-in-law affectionately: Parents, you can rest assured that I will definitely be good to her, and will take good care of her, like a brother and sister.