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If you don't really want to die, don't make yourself hurt, if you really want to die, you can still die if you cut your throat directly, they all say that it's better to die than to live, don't toss, look at how those who are sick are longing, or how the living want to die and be sad.
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All the time the pig walked and walked to England, what will it become? Answer: Whose legs are long? Answer: Ham is long (intestine).
Potatoes threw buns with a knife, please guess a food? Answer: There is a medium-rare steak walking on the road in the bean paste bun, and suddenly it sees a medium-rare steak coming from the opposite side, but they don't say hello, why? Answer: Because they are not familiar (haha).
What is Xiaobai plus Xiaobai? Answer: Little White Rabbit (Little White Two).
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1.Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, Xiaohei go to the car, who will vomit? Answer: Little White (Little White Rabbit).
2.A matchstick, suddenly felt a lot of itching on the head, so I scratched my head, and as a result, I went to the hospital, and what became of it when I came out? Answer: Cotton swabs.
3.Who is the darkest anime character? Answer: Dora aemon (because he can't see his fingers).
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A dog yells "Wow Wow", the other person yells "two, two, two", the dog stops barking, why?
Answer: Dogs don't say "three, three, three".
Noodles went to the hairdresser and wanted to perm her curly hair, and after the perm, what became of her?
Answer: Instant noodles.
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There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building, and what turned out to become? Answer: Dead fat.
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The rooster lays eggs from the roof. Its eggs are left side down. Or fell from the right.
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This ** is very detailed, the landlord can go and see. Inside.
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The head is one, the waist is one, and the feet are one, but they are not one.
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One little black plus one little black = two little black rabbits
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A family of eleven. Answer: Gee.
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Bruce Lee died of epilepsy because of lack of sleep and too much stress, and the new deal and lung function stopped, and experts believe that Bruce Lee died of sudden death from electrical wires that was only discovered by the medical community in 1995.
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It is said that there are two foreigners who love Chinese martial arts.
One day, they met Bruce Lee and asked, "You're great in the film, but can you dodge the bullet?" Bruce Lee replied with a smile: "Just try it and you'll know." So, the two foreigners handcuffed Bruce Lee in a dark room and shot him to death.
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The most convincing thing is epilepsy! The symptoms of this little dragon brother before his death are very consistent. The cause of death in epilepsy is:
Too much stress and workload + less unreasonable sleep time combined with a certain degree of drug reaction will constitute the trigger of epilepsy. Brother Xiaolong's case is idiopathic epilepsy. At the moment this argument is the most convincing.
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There is a lot of speculation, but only God knows the true cause of his death.
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(Lu Xiaofeng) facial paralysis chases seven times.
Reborn] evil brother as a husband.
Rebirth] Fox of Words.
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"Rebirth: Together" by Ding Nanfang.
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"The Little Citizen Who Was Reborn".
Copywriter Zhang Ze thought his life was a joke.
Career, love, relatives, family, I missed too much, I lost too much but I didn't expect that God would mercifully give him another chance.
I don't want to be extraordinary in this life, but I want my family to reunite and live a happy life, that's all.
Plane Honest Businessman" (and the technical nerd system is an author) copywriting: Su Zhuo just wants to open a small ** to make some extra money, ** is opened, and the customers who come to the door are very strange.
You have to buy spaceships, magic weapons, magic props, ......
Su Zhuo wanted to say ......There's no such thing online, right?
Washing the Hands of the Golden Basin of Rebirth".
Copywriting: Gangster Lu Wenliang, in the early morning of one day.
returned to the ...... home that had ruined his life
Don't get me wrong, this is actually just the story of a young man who is not bitter and hateful to change his fate - end "Awakening".
Copywriting: [In 1993, I held my father's urn and returned to my hometown in the countryside. A boy's urban ability story that accidentally connects to the cosmic network.
The Price of Rebirth
Copywriting: Su Yan died in the hot summer when he graduated from college.
The flies were covered in corpses, and no one remembered him.
What if life could be repeated?
I will do whatever it takes!
Added: Urban rebirth, portable space.
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The dregs of rebirth are quite beautiful
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Rebirth turns waste into treasure.
Reborn into a game of stirring.
The cannon fodder counterattack of rebirth in the last days.
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Persistence and perseverance you will fall in love with it.
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