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1.I am always touched by the thought of your tender concern. I still remember your phrase "Lie down and don't move, I'll go look for you".

2.Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. So, when I see your little temper and willfulness, I will unconsciously think of the little princess you play.

3.Some things are really predestined, for example, I am always frightened by my own shadow, so if you are by my side in the future, you don't have to worry about this problem.

4.I have to say, you are really a genius, you can learn to walk in such a short time, I don't dare to race against you in the future.

5.Today I woke up again by being handsome, and if one day I become more handsome, it will be really great!

6.Seeing your smile, I knew I wouldn't be too bad for today. You may not know it, but your smile is the cure for everything.

8.Although you are gone, the memories you have left behind are so deep. Every time I think of you, I feel a burst of warmth.

9.When I'm down, I always think of your optimistic attitude. If one day I can be as positive as you, that's great!

10.Seeing you work so hard, I knew that I would get my salary this time. Although you may not know it, I am really touched by your dedication.

Remind yourself. An old lady sat on the side of the road and looked at a high wall not far away, always thinking that it was about to collapse, and when she saw someone walking towards her, she kindly reminded: "That wall is going to fall, so let's go away."

Someone else came, and the old lady gave advice. Three days passed, and many people walked past the wall without encountering danger. On the fourth day, the old lady felt a little strange and a little disappointed, and involuntarily walked to the root of the wall carefully**, but at this moment, the wall collapsed, and the old lady was buried in the dust and masonry of Sun Zhong, and died of exhaustion.

A farmer's travel experience.

Chen Atu is a farmer in Taiwan and has never traveled far away. After saving money for half a lifetime, Lushan finally joined a tour group and left the island. Everything outside the island is very fresh, and the key is that Chen Atu participated in a luxury group and lived in a standard room alone.

It was a novelty for him.

In the morning, the waiter knocked on the door to deliver breakfast and shouted, "good morning, sir!."Chen Atu was stunned.

What does this mean? In my hometown, strangers usually ask, "What is your surname?"

So Chen Atu shouted: "My name is Chen Atu!" ”。

And so, for three days in a row, it was the waiter who knocked on the door and shouted loudly every day, "good morning, sir!" And Chen Atu also replied loudly:

My name is Chen Atu! But he was very angry. This waiter is also too stupid, and every day he asks himself what his name is, and he can't remember it when he tells him, which is very annoying.

Finally, he couldn't help but ask the tour guide, what does "good morning, sir" mean, and the tour guide told him, oh my God! It's a shame to die.

Chen Ah Tu repeatedly practiced the phrase "good morning, sir" in order to be able to deal with the waiter decently. Another morning, the waiter came to knock on the door as usual, and as soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted: "Good morning, sir!"

The waiter was: "I'm Chen Atu!" ”

This story tells us that interpersonal interactions are often a contest of willpower and willpower. Either you influence him, or he influences you. And if we want to succeed, we must cultivate our own influence, and only those with great influence can become the strongest.

1.If you force me again, if you force me again, I'll play dead to show you!

2.Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also has his own!

4.There are so many people who despise me, how old are you?

5.I won't say anything about killing me, you haven't made a beauty yet!

6.Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete's foot!

8.Handsome has a p use? It's not like being eaten by a pawn!

9.Leave it to me and you don't have to worry, there's nothing you can't go wrong!

10.Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person.

12.Don't thank you, how embarrassed to collect money from you after thanking!

13.Don't tell me to let the horse come--- I'm Avanti!

14.If you ignore me, then I'll be a dog!

17.Some people are alive, she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died a long time ago!

18.You said. Do you like Hui Jian me? In fact. I started out. Actually, I am. Alas, I'll tell you, but I'm actually quite happy with myself.

19.Do you drink water, or drink water, or drink water? Take your pick!

21.Hey, say what should be said, whisper what shouldn't be said.

22.Can you talk about stealing the things of the readers?

23.I hate it, don't ask single men such questions!

24.Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

25.Don't think that because I'm handsome, I think I'm unattainable, in fact, I'm inclusive.

26.The weather is nice today, it's windy and rainy.

27.As a typical example of failure, you are just too successful!

28.I really want to get rid of this little worm, but my tongue is not long enough.

32.If you bother me again, I'll tie you to the grass boat and borrow arrows!

Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let's go down to the restaurant, I'll ask --- water pipe.

40.She's so fat that I can't even twist her arms in my thighs.

41.There is a road in Shushan to first refer to the state as a clean one, and learn from the boundless eight treasures of the sea as porridge.

42.The world is ours and the sons, but ultimately the grandchildren.

When I was a hero, there was a girl who was willing to lose her life for me ......She was determined to say: If you pester me again, I will die.

When I was out of town, there was a girl who was willing to wait for me to ...... next lifeShe said softly and gently: You want to be my boyfriend, wait for the next life.

When I was poor and sleepy, there was a girl who was willing to go to Huangquan ...... with meHer eyes were red and she said: If you don't pay me back, I will die with you ......After I got married, there were also women who were willing to die for ...... me

My wife often said to me: I can't live this day, how can I live......

Once upon a time there was a eunuch.

What's next? "It's gone. ”

There are places I've been.

Please write down my name.

I'm sure of what it means.

I absolutely believe that the auspicious dragon can't overpower the ground snake, but I also believe that I am not a tiger who will not descend the mountain!!

If you don't sit in your seat, you don't have to take your responsibility, since you sit in this position, I have to take this responsibility, whether it's a mule or a horse, let's go out and slip around!!

The brave wins when they meet on the narrow road, and the brave wins when they meet the wise! How many of them would choose morality between morality and love? How many people will choose beauties between Jiangshan and beauties? It has been said that man will conquer heaven.

An eternal truth! — Inside the barrel of the gun comes out of power!

Praise for the best. Overweening.

Be just round the corner. It's gold that shines there, and I'm afraid you're a piece of scrap metal!!

I was traumatized here, and I never thought that I would be ordinary, and I would never forget it once in my life, and I was more naïve than proud.

Let the world call me a madman.

The day is good, and the day is red....

And I bet it all.

I used to despair and pray to Heaven for good luck.

A pair of hands struggled endlessly to break through a new blood path.

I will recover what I have lost.