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Hello. Happy Twist hilarious stage play "The Earl of Oolong Mountain" The thirteenth round.

It will be performed at the People's Liberation Army Opera House from February 1 to February 19, 2012.

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Have you watched Happy Twist's drama "The Earl of Oolong Mountain"? I heard before I watched it that it was a very popular drama for cruising. I finally saw it in the People's Hall yesterday, and there were really a lot of laughs.

The last time I watched "More Than Bright Moonlight in Front of the Window", there was only one scene running through the audience, and I felt monotonous, but this time I kept changing the background and was dizzy. When I watched the first half of this drama, I didn't know what it was trying to express, but I didn't know until the end that it was all foreshadowing, and the question was the last ten minutes. The director can finally string so many scattered clips into a thread with jokes and clues, which really has a deep foundation.

The drama has only started to pay attention to in recent months, and after watching it twice, it is still very different from the movie. When I watch a movie, I rarely go into a play, but in a drama, there will always be two or three times when I get distracted or feel bored, and I don't know why I feel this way.

I want to ask everyone first, if you go to the movies or something, will you go by yourself, or will you find a companion? As for me, I have to find myself a companion, because I can't bear the loneliness of having no one to share with my movie-watching experience.

Getting back to business, the scene at the cemetery at the beginning was quite exciting, especially the pastor's dialect version of the prayer, which was too full of Chinese characteristics. The clue of the whole play appears in this scene: thank you for the inheritance of 10 million dollars.

After the bank robbery, gang infighting, the wrong settlement, and the bar encounter, these scenes were explained layer by layer, and this drama turned out to be a romantic drama. The classic lines echoed in my ears again and again

Your eyes are like a pool of clear spring water, I want to stand on the tip of your nose and prick a fierce one, oh yes, I don't know how to water, oh no, don't, don't save me, let me drown in your clear eyes, oh no, help me save me, I don't want my corpse to muddy your eyes.

Shoot, I love you ...

Maybe this drama is far away from my daily life, so it doesn't have that meaningful feeling that can resonate deeply, but in terms of comedy itself, there are still a lot of laughs. It's worth a look

1. Location, grave circle. event, X wants to buy a grave for his dead second uncle.

Grave seller: Hello, you're here to see the grave, right? You see, this is a "north-south transparent slab tomb", this is an "economic trial tomb".

X: How much is your most expensive grave?

Grave seller: 481 square meters.

X: What about the cheapest?

Grave seller: 471 square meters.

X: You still don't let people live, and a broken grave is still so expensive.

Grave seller: The living will not use it, the dead will use it, so the dead are expensive x: My second uncle likes to be lively, and in the future, I hope to arrange a few vendors selling Malatang and selling mutton skewers next to the cemetery, and it is best to arrange some chengguan opposite, there is nothing to do around my second uncle's grave, chasing and running, how lively!

Grave sellers: These add-ons are available for an additional fee. But now we have good news here, if you can sell the grave in full at once, you will get a coffin for free, whether you want a slip lid or a flip lid.

X: Is there a touch screen?

Grave Seller: Researched, discontinued.

X: Why?

Grave seller: Because no one presses.

Grave seller: You can buy two sets of graves, one to live in, and the other to rent out to repay the loan, and raise the grave with the grave x: Your company calls me love my grave, right?!

"I'm still not sure if this is the ashes of my second uncle. "It's true, your second uncle's name is Xie Tian, your father's name is Xie Di, your name is thank you, your family is very polite." ”

My second uncle liked luxury and noise when he was alive. . .

Hello Happy Twist drama "The Earl of Oolong Mountain" Mai Mai helped you find the synopsis, which is as follows:

A young man with no job, no house, and no car suddenly got a huge inheritance, and was accidentally mistaken for a bank robber and was wanted. The one in the know is either dead or his opponent. How can he redeem himself?

Dear, Jiahui Education Oak Manor's special happy twist "Earl of Oolong Mountain" will be performed at 19:15 every night at the Grand Theater of Dalian People's Culture Club. The specific performance information is as follows:

Jiahui Education Oak Manor Special Happy Twist "Earl of Oolong Mountain".

Plot: The protagonist has no house, no car, no girl, no appearance, no savings, no job, and on his thirtieth birthday, he unexpectedly gets a check for a million dollars. The protagonist is about to become a millionaire, and he dreams of his future wealth, only to encounter an unreliable bank manager and an even more unreliable group of robbers.

Subsequently, our protagonist is inexplicably mistaken for a robber and a murderer, and all those who know the truth are killed one after another, and he is **wanted, flees to Oolong Mountain, and begins self-redemption and a series of ridiculous revenge plans.

Although all kinds of Chinese New Year stage plays have hilarious signs, the only stage play that can really detonate the audience and make the lines in the play a buzzword is Happy Twist.

Many meritorious actors who have participated in many stage plays of Happy Twist are all equipped with stunts and profound strength, and film director Li Weiran has watched "Happy Twist? Jianghu Academy" invited the three leading actors to participate in the movie "The Decisive Battle of Chama Town".

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Hello Happy Twist drama "The Earl of Oolong Mountain" Mai Mai helped you find the plot synopsis, which is as follows.

Synopsis: A young man with no job, no house, and no car suddenly has to open his eyes to a huge inheritance, and is accidentally mistaken for a bank robber and is wanted. The one in the know is either dead or his opponent. How can he redeem himself?

Dear, Jiahui Education Oak Manor's special happy twist "Earl of Oolong Mountain" will be performed at 19:15 every night at the Grand Theater of Dalian People's Culture Club. The specific performance information is as follows:

Jiahui Education Oak Cave shouted manor special happy twist "Earl of Oolong Mountain".

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