What funny things did the geography teacher say, let s listen to it?

On the first day of junior high school, the geography teacher told us that I was very strict in class, and that there must be no students who deserted, and if there were students who deserted, the error should be within eight seconds.

It was very interesting that I met a geography teacher when I was invigilating. He said that some students should not deflect their heads more than the angle of yellow and red during the examination.

I found out that there is a female classmate in our class, no matter what I say, she looks at all this with the attitude of a Martian, pay attention, I am talking about the knowledge of the solar system, and you Martians are also related.

On April Fool's Day, the geography teacher wrote on the blackboard as soon as he came in, and then I was going to find someone to do this problem on the blackboard, don't be nervous, this person is me. The two phases of pain and pleasure are obvious.

Last time, a student in the class answered the question incorrectly, and our geography teacher came and said, "You are so powerful, you have merged Africa and North America together."

Geography teacher: I hate studying geography very much, I think it's boring. So I didn't study geography well when I was a kid, and now I'm standing here.

We are science classes, and we both like to raise the bar with our geography teacher. Every time the teacher got angry, he said, "With my many years of experience in teaching geography, you people who don't like to learn geography will never be able to leave this city."

If you don't learn geography well, you will rely on navigation when you get out of the city, and you won't even be able to distinguish between east, west, north and south, and in serious cases, you won't even be able to distinguish between left and right.

I see that you usually eat small spicy strips, and you remember the name, it must be because you have eaten too much so that you remember it, so I decided that whoever fails this exam will give me the book to eat.

Our geography teacher often said that if you learn geography well, you are not afraid to travel all over the world. A serious nonsense.

You can go to the Antarctic to find polar bears, go to the Arctic to find penguins, hahahaha.

You still don't know where Africa is? You go back and give me the globe and eat it block by plate, and you'll know.

1.I went to class again, and I woke up and suddenly found a human head in the window of the door. I couldn't see it clearly, so I thought it was my friend from another class.

He beckoned, and he stared at me for a long time. The door opened, and I saw that it was the director! Then he called another classmate from my class away.

2.When I was in high school geography class, I was in a very irritable mood and had a lot of homework. I asked, "Teacher, why do we have a geography class?" The teacher said, "Because there is no reason in this society!" "Then I dropped out.

3.Teacher: "Xiao Ming, tell me why the dog pokes its head out of the window when it is in the car?" Xiao Ming: "Silly you, put you in a dog cart and you will poke your head out of the window!" Teacher: "Get out!" ”

4.During class on a certain day. Teacher:

Xiao Ming, what is your wish? Xiao Ming: "My wish is to become one of the top 100 richest people in our village in my lifetime."

Teacher: "Your ambitions are too small, aren't they?" The top 100 richest people in a village are not very simple?

What is your village called? Xiao Ming: "Teacher, our village is called Zhongguancun."

The teacher was crying and fainting.