It s usually a joke on campus

I don't know, how can a joke be made twice? In general, it is often even more unlikely.

Go to the "under the banyan tree" to see, there are many of them.

I think bullying in the name of joking is common on campus and easy to overlook. This bullying may not be malicious, but it can still have undesirable consequences for the victim. Below I will analyze this issue from multiple angles.

First of all, bullying in the name of joking is common among peers. For example, some people may use someone else's fit to return to their weakness or body shape as the object of jokes and cause harm to the victim. In particular, some introverted and unconfident students are more likely to be the target of such jokes.

Secondly, bullying in the name of joking is also often seen between teachers and students. Teachers may make jokes in class, but some jokes can hurt a student's self-esteem, especially in public. In addition, teachers may also use students' shortcomings or typos to make jokes, which can also cause harm to students.

Finally, bullying in the name of joking also exists on social **. On the Internet, it is sometimes inadvertently mistaken as a joke to the elephant, which is also irresponsible and causes harm to the person being attacked.

In conclusion, bullying in the name of joking is not uncommon on campus. We should always pay attention to our words and deeds, respect others, and actively create a harmonious and healthy campus environment.

A ghost story with a scary beginning, a hilarious middle, and a tragic ending: there was a ghost who farted and died.

The teacher asked the students, does the river flow to the **? One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher is angry: You have to get out of here! Students:

Let's go. The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all! Teacher:

You say one more thing. Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up? Students:

Shoot when it's time to strike. The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

Just entered the college life, all the ways of thinking and behavior are still in high school, ready for example, like high school, every day in class, teachers discipline every day, the first day of college just entered the dormitory, we found that the ** here is in order, we line the lead out of the women's dormitory** picked up the microphone and dialed over, and said to them what am I, what physical education teacher, tomorrow morning, all put on school uniforms and go to the playground to roll. Early the next morning, the playground was full of women in school uniforms, and we guys were laughing when we looked through the window.

When I was in middle school, I was a beautiful woman in the Chinese and Italian liberal arts class, although I knew each other, but I didn't have the opportunity to get closer, and for a long time I could only watch from afar. I discussed with my table about ways to get closer to beauties, but most of them are too shameless and rarely feasible. Later, I thought of a simple way to let go of chaos, which was to take the initiative to talk to her when I met her, and the content of the conversation was:

For example, if you meet in the library, you say, "Hey, that's a coincidence, you come to the library, and when you meet at the station, you say, "Hey, what a coincidence, you also take this bus."

Then the topic can be continued.

After pretending to be this in my heart, I thought about meeting her every day. Finally one day: I came out of the toilet and saw her washing her hands by the sink, I was so excited that I hurried up and turned on the faucet to wash my hands.

She smiled at me, and I said excitedly, "Hey, what a coincidence, you." You.

You. I also peed my hands.

On the first day of school, the principal was walking around the campus when he heard a very loud noise coming from a classroom.

He rushed into the classroom and saw the tallest boy, making a loud noise.

He grabbed him, dragged him out of the classroom, and ordered him to stand in the hallway. The principal returns to the classroom, orders the others to be quiet, and then gives a lecture in the class about "the beauty of behavior."

Half an hour later, he said, "Do you have any more questions?" ”

A girl stood up shyly: "Headmaster, can you let our teacher in?" ”

At the foot of the Brokeback Mountain, the lilies bloom.

In the third year of junior high school, many boys and girls fall in love at an early age, but our class has a super good work style, so the head teacher is very proud to publicize how well she has educated us everywhere. That day, she bragged in the office again, and the English teacher was silent for a long time and said meaningfully: "There is no puppy love, this is not a good sign..."”

The head teacher was stunned for a moment, didn't understand, and then, the math teacher explained calmly:

At the foot of the Brokeback Mountain, the lilies bloom.

Classmate, why are you so witty.

When a classmate was late, the teacher asked him why he was late, and he said that he dreamed that he was studying on his own in the classroom, and then he studied ......for a while longer

Auntie, you're too witty.

Dinner in the cafeteria in the evening. When an aunt next to her wiped the table, she found a student ID, she stretched out her palm and touched the leftover soup bowl on the table, and said slowly with a solemn expression: "The soup is still hot, the owner must not have gone far!"

Then he grabbed his student ID card and rushed towards the door of the cafeteria while calling the name of the owner.

This trick is too vicious.

A certain school stipulates that all students who are in early love will be expelled from one of them immediately once it is verified. As for who to fire, you two will discuss it yourself. How many couples have turned against each other because of this, and they are angry, Nima, too vicious.

I know the school routines too well.

The school prohibits placing more than 20 yuan in cash in the classroom, otherwise the school will not be responsible for the loss. It's as if the school will be responsible for 20 yuan.

It's okay teacher, we're full when we see you.

Bear child, you dare to tease, teacher.

Our teacher said that her business is busy, and two cards on her mobile phone are not enough at all, and she hopes to have a mobile phone that can insert three cards.

Then I muttered: The phone with three cards has already come out, okay, two mobile phone cards, one memory card...

Only the black line on the teacher's face remains...

Junior brother, what do you mean.

Now the seniors are about to leave, so the school has a flea market. Then last night I met a junior who was at the stall **, the price was negotiated, and then a senior next to him shouted: Buy a fan and send it to the senior sister!

The kid looked at the fan he was going to buy, then at the senior sister, bowed his head and left.

Peking University's graduate and undergraduate campuses are separated, with graduate students on a campus called Wanliu.

There is a bicycle parking lot on the undergraduate campus, which is the Xiaoxi Gate of Peking University headquarters, which is specially prepared for graduate students, and the wall reads "Wanliu Student Parking Place".

Once I was with a friend, I saw that he wanted to talk and stopped, and finally struggled for a long time and finally asked me suspiciously:

Who do you say this Wan Liu classmate is, what a cow x, so many bicycles! ”

The rabbit walked down the street and ran into the old wolf. The old wolf stretched out his hand and gave him a big mouth, "Let you not wear a hat."

The rabbit went home depressed and got a hat to wear.

The next day, I ran into the old wolf again, and I was slapped again, "Let you wear a hat".

If you do it a few times, you will always be beaten. The rabbit thought, it's not a problem to be beaten so much, no, I have to go to the tiger to complain.

As soon as I arrived at the tiger's house, I listened to the tiger talking in the house.

You can't always be so unreasonable and beat rabbits, and when the rabbits come back to me to complain, I can't cover you. Anyway, we can get by with face, I'll teach you a trick.

The next time you see the rabbit, tell him, "Get me some laundry." He brought you soap, and you beat him, saying I want laundry detergent, who told you to take soap. He brought laundry detergent, you can also beat it, and said I want soap, who told you to take laundry detergent.

Or you tell him, 'Go, find me a woman.'" He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and says I want to be thin; Find you a thin one, and you will also beat it up, saying that I want to be fat.

If you don't end it like this, you can beat him, and I can talk about it in my face. ”

As soon as the rabbit heard this, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the rabbit bumped into the old wolf again in the street. The old wolf shouted: Go, find me some laundry.

The rabbit is unhurried: do you want laundry detergent or soap?

The old wolf listened, huh? There is a hand. And he said, Go, and find me a woman.

The rabbit is still unhurried: do you want to be fat or skinny?

When the old wolf heard this, he was furious, and he reached out and gave the rabbit a big mouth, so that you don't wear a hat!

I wish you happiness. I wish you good health.

Go crazy.

When I was in elementary school, I was still sweating during class because I was so crazy during recess, so I closed my eyes tightly, put my palms together on my chest, and the teacher asked us to read the texts one by one.

It's time for me, I can't move, I still maintain this position, the teacher came and carried me like a rabbit, and carried me out of the door.

I angrily shouted to the teacher, "It's easy for you to go crazy if you interrupt my practice, you know?" ”

A male classmate said to a female classmate: You told me to get out, I got out; You asked me to come back, sorry, get out of here.

A female classmate said to a male classmate: I allow you to roll into my world, but I will never allow you to roll around in my world.

Expert: What kind of stool is healthy? Every time I sit down, I solve the problem in two or three minutes, and if I look closely, I find that the rows are neat and tidy, and when I wipe the toilet paper, there is no stool on it, and it is clean and ......

Badka: I'm the kind of poop you say!

Badka: What do you think of my IQ?

Rabbit: Oh......What is today's maximum temperature?

AUDIENCE: (Applause).

A teacher in middle school had rhinitis, and in the middle of spring, he had pollen allergies, severe rhinitis, and would sneeze during class.

He sneezed in class that day, and as a result, a classmate in the class said "do it again", and sure enough, under the attention of the whole class, the teacher sneezed again, and the whole class laughed!

Every year in our school's sports day, it rains. But as long as the rain is not heavy, the sports meeting will be held, so that there will be a wonderful phenomenon, the competition on the playground is in full swing, there are few people to see next to it, and I don't know that it is a semester sports meeting.

I remember when I was a freshman, I was in military training, and I made a joke, and I didn't know what was going on at the time, and my body's coordination just couldn't keep up. Our instructor spoke highly of me, and he said, "You are the only student I have ever seen who can kick the positive step so naturally with a smooth way."

When I was in college, there was a class break when a classmate from another class kept his head down and played with his mobile phone, but he went to the wrong classroom, and when he entered our classroom and sat down, he looked up and saw that the whole classroom was full of faces she didn't recognize, and then he ran away with a smile in embarrassment.

A classmate was distracted in class, playing games, the teacher deliberately asked him to stand up and answer the question, he stood up and said da-da-da, and the classmates all coaxed and said Brother Tank, but the teacher called him to the back to face the wall and think about it, he looked demented, and was seen by the teacher lose the chalk, suddenly, woke up for two minutes, and continued.

I remember when I was in elementary school, my younger brother, who was two years lower than us, did something that made the whole school laugh. He went outside to go to the toilet to poop, and then forgot to bring paper, so he rubbed against the wall, but he didn't expect to knock the wall down, and smashed his head, and then when I saw him at school, his head was wrapped in gauze.

When I was in junior high school, I had a math class, I don't know why the teacher didn't come, after five minutes, a classmate stood up and said, the physical education teacher asked everyone to go down to the playground to gather, the whole class stood up at once, all went down, went downstairs to see the math teacher, the math teacher was very puzzled, so I asked you what to do, a few students replied, go to physical education, and then our whole class was punished to write five papers!

I remember when I was in the fifth grade of primary school, the four naughty children in our class, including me, was called H4 by the children in the class, I remember that every Friday afternoon, our afternoon class was our homeroom teacher Chinese teacher, our Chinese teacher did not lecture in the afternoon, left homework for us to write, we were a few troublemakers, the teacher in order to rectify us, let the four of us go out to write, or take the trash can in the class to the school to pick up garbage, at that time it was really naïve and funny, Every Friday, the four of us were playing at school, and hey, it's a bit ridiculous in retrospect, and I can't go back!

I remember when I was in elementary school, I had the same schoolbag as my classmates at the same table, and I took the wrong schoolbag home, and finally I didn't write my homework and made a joke, and I was told by the teacher. Another time, a classmate who often didn't write his homework went to the next class to borrow the homework book to complete was debunked by the teacher, and everyone laughed!