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Since it's your girlfriend, how can you date someone else after laughing at you, unless she doesn't love you or you make her angry and she's angry with you.
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What's wrong with taking girls to the supermarket to buy things, my girlfriend likes to go to the supermarket and likes to buy delicious food
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Baba: Little X cub, also taught by a teacher, why are others so good at grades, but you are so bad???
Son: Hmph... You're not the same poop, why are you a man and your sister is a woman?
Baba: Good ··· Come here, Baba promises not to hit you...
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If you like each other, you don't need too many sweet words.
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I'm the most honest person. Never tell a lie. Except for this sentence.
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On the first day of school, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Xiao Ming, 1+1=?."Xiao Ming said
I don't know. The teacher said, "Then go home and ask your family."
Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, his mother was arguing with others, Xiao Ming asked: "Mom 1+1=?" Mom said
Bastard! "Xiao Ming knows that 1+1 = bastard; Xiao Ming went to ask his father again, his father was drinking beer, and Xiao Ming asked, "Dad 1+1=?"
Dad said, "Cool! "Xiao Ming knows again that 1+1 = cool; Xiao Ming went to ask his grandfather again, his grandfather was watching TV, Xiao Ming asked:
Grandpa 1+1=? Grandpa said, "Gangster boss!
Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = gang boss; Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister was singing the national anthem: People who don't want to be slaves! Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = people who rose up and did not want to be slaves; Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister was singing a nursery rhyme:
The little rabbit obediently opens the door! Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = the little rabbit obediently opened the door. The next day, the teacher asked:
Xiao Ming 1+1=? Xiao Ming said, "Bastard."
"Smack" The teacher slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Cool." The teacher said inexplicably
Who taught you? Xiao Ming said: "Gangster boss."
The teacher was startled and asked, "Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" Xiao Ming sang:
People who rise up and do not want to be slaves. The teacher shut Xiao Ming out of the door, and Xiao Ming knocked on the door and sang: The little rabbit obediently opened the door.
The teacher fainted. Or you can hug her from behind and kiss her. Her mood will be relieved!
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When the two are together, the man should be in the active position.
Your girlfriend is angry, you should take practical action, first of all, you must review yourself to your girlfriend ** make her angry, there will definitely be no next time, whether it is your fault or not, if you are unhappy for other reasons, you should stand on the same front with him, until your girlfriend is not angry, and then take her out to hang out and have fun.
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Give her something to eat, and actions are more effective than anything else.
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You don't have to tell jokes, just tell him how much you love him and how nice she is.
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Haven't you had a lot of fun in your years of experience? The people around you can also say it、、。
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Then it's up to you to have a charismatic personality! Also, it's what kind of man the other party likes, you have to figure it out, don't be self-defeating!
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Humor is a joke
Real words are lovelier than jokes
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The boys I've been dating for almost a year have all talked about getting married???
That's a bit of an exaggeration.
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It means that you are not attractive, otherwise he will fall in love with you, so, such a scumbag is not worthy of you, enhance your strength.
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If you don't marry such a man, you can't do it! Did he think he was the emperor? It should be that you are glad that you have lost your way!!
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If you break up with a joke, you don't trust each other at all, and it's okay if you don't get married.
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It's scum. You want to live your own happiness and then dangle in front of them. It means that I can live well without you.
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