There are cross talk sketches about good habits

Selling Abduction", "Selling Cars", "Anti-Flickering**".

Cross talk: Be polite (Ma Ji Tang Jiezhong).

Text: Ma: Well, it's advocating politeness now.

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

MA: I'll ask you personally.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: That's the man.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma: Look, what's going on like this, no, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.

You have to exercise (Guo Degang).

Jiang Baolin has a famous cross talk segment: "Habit".

Abstract: There is a child named Erzi, who learned to shave his head at the master's house, and learned to use winter melon as a "head" to practice his skills. When practicing, the teacher often asked him to buy things and coax the children. Whenever this happens, the second son has to stop the knife and go to the master to help.

But there was nowhere to put the knife, so I had to chop it on the winter melon and stand up, and then come back and continue to work. In the past six months, I have learned the craft, but the habit of chopping the knife to the winter melon has also been formed. On this day, the second son shaved the head of the master's neighbor, and he was extra careful in his first attempt, and he was shaving half, and the master called the second son to work, do you think this can be good?

The editors of all sizes went to a middle school to visit and understand the children's leaping thinking and novel ideas.

In math class, the teacher asked, "Calculus is a very useful subject, what is the goal of learning calculus?" One student said, "No tooth decay!" ”

In Chinese class, the teacher said that in fact, weasels do not eat chickens, which is what scientists have found through experiments. Once kept a chicken and a weasel together, and guess what happened the next day? The classmate continued: The chicks are coming.

When the use of neon tubes was talked about in physics class, a fat man in the class sat in the last row and stood up and asked: Teacher, what should I do if the neon in the neon tube flows out? The class was silent, and the teacher was stunned for a long time without speaking, and then continued to talk about the rest until the end of class.

At the end of the visit, the editor had to encourage and encourage the students and say a few inspirational words as usual. So the old editor opened his mouth and said:

Any idea how much time we have in a year to dedicate to studying? There are only 365 days in a year. There are 52 Sundays in a year, and after deducting those days off, on average, there are only 313 days left in the year.

There are about 50 days in a year when the weather is so hot that it is impossible to study, so on average, there are only 263 days left in the year.

Eight hours of sleep a day accounts for 30 days of a year, and on average, there are only 141 days left in a year.

1 hour of play per day takes up 15 days of a year, and on average, there are only 126 days left in a year.

The 2 hours a day for eating and snacking accounts for 30 days in a year, and on average, there are only 96 days left in a year.

It took 1 hour a day to communicate, which accounted for 15 days of a year, and on average, there were only 81 days left in a year.

Exams and quizzes take up at least 35 days in a year, so on average, there are only 46 days left in a year.

In addition, other festivals and holidays are included, which account for 40 days in a year, and on average, there are only 6 days left in a year.

It is estimated that there are only 3 days of illness in a year, and on average, there are 3 days left in the year.

Going to the movies or having some activities takes up 2 days a year, and on average, there is only 1 day left in a year.

And this 1 day is our own birthday ......

How much time do you have to study? It's almost enough for a lot of fun and chatting! How should we cherish our time and study hard?

The old editor's face was flushed, and he forgot all the words below, and he was struggling.