Urgent May Fourth Cross Talk Double Reed Sketch Script 5

1: There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.

2: Big mouth, it's nothing.

1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?

1: Every day she pouts this mouth.

2: Pouting?

1: Ah, she's like this

2: What is this for?

1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?

2: And what about what she says?

1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.

2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?

1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.

2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?

1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).

1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: Surname Wu

2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.

2: What's your name, girl?

1: Gourd

2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: And how old are you?

1:25

2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?

1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.

1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.

2: Who is in your family?

1: Parents

2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?

1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!

2: Do you have a partner?

1: Pinch toot

2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?

1: Second uncle

2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?

1: Department store

2: Wrong, it's a department store.

1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.

2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?

1: Buy vinegar

2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?

1) Baked sweet potato

2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?

1: It's all sprinkled

2: Hey, open your mouth !!

1. Gongs and drums Zhentian New Year's Day, men, women and children laugh together, and the company holds a group meeting, which is lively!

2. I'll say three and a half sentences today, if you don't say it well, don't eat, we're all the first time, forgive me!

3. There are a lot of words buddy, don't be wordy, I hope to be able to cheer and applaud!

4. The company's performance is high, the sweat of the leaders is indispensable, and the company is united and coordinated!

5. XX work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beauties come forward, each shot is not ordinary, take it!

6, xx work is very tired, you see how haggard everyone is, who is he who is San Lang, everyone!

7. There are a lot of personnel work, transfer benefits and credit, all for the good of employees, tired!

8. The financial department is the main gun, staring at the numbers all day long, for fear that the work is on a business trip and hard work!

9. Administrative work is very cumbersome, don't say it doesn't matter, every effort is precious, don't say tired!

10. We are brave and forward, full of confidence to welcome the New Year, work hard without complaints, and increase money!

11. The development of the enterprise depends on the employees, we are all the masters, and the career is better!

12. Set new goals in the New Year, and the task will not be high, as long as everyone works together, it will be accurate.

13, the show is not over here, let's insert a small advertisement, and then chatter after the advertisement, don't run!

14. This year's New Year will not receive gifts, no gifts, no gifts, gifts will also receive RMB, RMB, RMB!

15. The Year of the Dragon is an auspicious year, and the words of blessing are endless.

16. I wish everyone a safe life, no disasters in good fortune, abide by traffic rules and be a model, and no fines.

17. I wish everyone good health, work and rest are combined, and the car cannot be sat every day, so you must exercise.

19. I wish everyone a family carnival, respect for the old and love the young from generation to generation, family happiness is sweet and sweet, and everyone envy it!

20. I wish everyone not to be afraid of difficulties, work smoothly and solidly, be aggressive, do not be lazy, and look forward.

21. I wish everyone happiness, husband and wife are always accompanied by love, and family happiness is sweet and enviable.

22. Seven wishes everyone to be diligent and honest, climb up the title and position, and it is not difficult to rise step by step, and it will be realized.

23. Eight wishes everyone to run when they are running, everything goes well and they like it, and their wishes are boundless, and they can get their wishes.

24. For tonight's party, brothers and sisters are preparing together, and the wonderful programs are lined up and retreating.

Two days ago, the company's leaders asked me to find it, but it was not used The words of each ** were kneaded together to see if they could be used.