I am anxious to auction the script of the sketch, and I must have lines

Alas, the most degraded art now is cross talk, with this kind of lines, how can you say good cross talk!

Where blessings and misfortunes lurk, and where misfortunes and blessings depend.

The sketch line script is written as follows:

1. The subject matter should be small rather than big, and it should be "big and small", not "small and big". Do not be all-encompassing, engage in "tall and comprehensive", it is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing.

2. There should be jokes and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous, and witty, and don't talk with a face. The most valuable thing about the sketch is the vivid and interesting language and the witty words. Use all kinds of rhetorical devices skillfully, and avoid flat and straightforward narratives.

Sketch features. 1. Short and concise, with a simple plot. This is the most basic difference between a sketch and other works of art and artistic expression. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food", which is a beautiful "side dish", not some hot pot stew.

2. Humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes to make people feel inspired and instructive in the laughter.

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

..After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

A: Students, students, there will be an auction in our class today! b：

Auction, good! It's so fresh, oh, yes, yes, what's going on in this auction? a：

Today, let's auction Ye Xiaotian ......B: Ye Xiaotian, okay! It's a priceless treasure, but it's hard to buy!

Everyone must buy it, you must buy it! Wait, what? Auction Ye Xiaotian, why did you auction me?

A: Didn't I make it clear? We, this time, are auctioning your name!

B: What's the reason for my name? a：

You've got a good name! You're a math genius in our class, which means you're a good name! b：

That's fine, but there are only two Ye Xiaotian, he and I are brothers! A: Stop, there are no two!

B: Why aren't there two of them? This is not one of me, one of that person, isn't this 1+1 equal to 2?

So what's my name? A: It's simple, like what, Holmes, Ye Xiaojing, Ye Tiantian ......b：

Is this a name, is this a name? A: Of course, it's named!

B: Even if it's called this name, what's the use of that person buying my name? a：

You see, you don't understand, do you? Li Ning brand clothing, that person bought your name, you can use your name to create a company. b：

What's it called? Ye Xiaotian brand jeans ......A: No, no, no, what about your name?

It's better to get some food! For example: Ye Xiaotian pork chops, Ye Xiaotian pig brain, Ye Xiaotian pig trotters, ......b：

Stop, stop, it's better to call Gao Weijian pig heart! A: Do you sell your name?

B: Sell! a：

Okay, students, students, today we auction the name "Ye Xiaotian", with a starting price of 100 yuan. B: Oh, students, don't shoot too high, I think 10 million is about the same!

A: Chen Jiayun, come up, I'll say a few words to my classmates, you block Ye Xiaotian's ears, don't let him hear it! Chen Jiayun:

Chen Jiayun let go of Ye Xiaotian's ears. Chen Jiayun: Okay!

A: Start now, starting at 100 yuan! Students:

A: For the first time for xx yuan, is there a more "high" price? X yuan for the first time, the second time, the third time, deal!

B: Stop, stop! Is the name that cheap?

Not for sale, not for sale!

Search it up, our classmates have played a book that has no thieves in the world, and it's good I don't know where it came from.