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Anonymous users2024-02-07Liu Wei Cai Ming's very educational sketches, very down-to-earth works, too funny.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Zhao Benshan's major transformation, from boring to paying attention to the workplace**!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”
The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”
The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”
The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms.
Let's practice like this, I'll say a word, you say the antonym out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”
Student: "The road is empty. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "Wrong. ”
Student: "Correct. ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal.
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”
Student: "We're right. ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”
Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. ”
Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "Stop! ”
Student: "Go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”
Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”
Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04My real name is Wu Jiancheng and I want to perform a fifteen-minute sketch, but I want to audition somewhere.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Let's write this by yourself and set an example for your children!
Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu. >>>More
Alas, the most degraded art now is cross talk, with this kind of lines, how can you say good cross talk!
1. You can definitely conquer you by putting on socks.
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Woman: Husband, husband, I'm back, I'm not at home, my husband is the director of a detention center, he is a person who is not at home, not good, and often not at home, working overtime, people are very ugly, especially in the past few years, she has always lied, when it comes to the salary, she is allowed to say that the money is lost, and she will lose 200, so what about the loss of the right, it has been lost for four or five years, you say, this may be true? I just don't care about him, you don't know, my husband is very affordable, he can't lie, today is the day of salary, I don't believe that the first thing he said when he came back was to say, wife, it's not good, the money is lost. >>>More
Summary. Dear, glad to answer for you. The script of the sketch with the theme of "Harmonious Campus" is as follows: >>>More