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Anonymous users2024-02-08Hello! Try it in ***.
Mine, are you still satisfied?
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Anonymous users2024-02-07A: This cross talk, he is the best in life, so as a cross talk actor, you have to continue to study life. In fact, no matter what kind of work you do, as long as you want to do a good job, you need to study your business carefully.
B: Yes, what do you say, what do you sell, what do you drink?
A: What did you say?
B: What to do and what to say, what to sell and what to drink.
A: I'm embarrassed to hear you.
B: How?
A: He has to say whatever he does.
B: yes, what do you say?
A: Did he do anything and not say anything?
B: No. A: Thief!
B: Huh? A: When did you see the bus come out of the station, there was a person standing up in the carriage, everyone, introduce yourself, I am a thief, I will go to work here today, I hope you will cooperate, eh, that comrade, you raised your arm and I stole your wallet. Is this something to say?
B: No, is a thief a profession?
A: Professional thieves.
B: I haven't heard of it, what do you do in your formal career?
A: Oh, what do you have to shout for what you sell?
B: That's right. A: Do you sell anything that you don't drink?
B: No. A: Selling urns.
B: How did he find it?
A: When did you see the crematorium selling urns, "Hey, come and buy, come and see the urns that are exported to domestic sales, small boxes with lids, can insert photos, hey, what's the matter, sir, you have two." ”
B: Don't. A: Otherwise, there is no such shop in this village, and you will buy it when you die!
B: you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Lady's and comrades, if it is not a call for the construction of spiritual civilization, I would have beaten out the true colors of your working people a long time ago.
Everyone likes to listen to my cross talk, and I can't stop it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-051.Yu Qian's father, Old Man Zhao. ——Guo Degang.
2.Kid we moved, moved to a place 500 kilometers away from the original, guess where ......(no more follow-up) - Guo Degang.
3.There's good news and bad news. The bad news is that we are lost and will have to eat cow dung to live in the future. The good news is that cow dung is there! ——Guo Degang.
Let's start with these! You can go and see Guo Degang's by yourself.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Oops, hey
Hahahahaha
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee
Wha
Obediently long to the east, fried green onions with leeks
Cross talk actors are paid less, the environment is poor, the audience is not fixed, and all kinds of unfavorable factors restrict the development of the entire industry.
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I like Guo Degang's cross talk very much, he is different from the traditional cross talk, but there is the shadow of traditional cross talk everywhere, it can be said that cross talk appeared a low point a while ago, it is Guo Degang's cross talk that makes the traditional program of cross talk popular again, not only changed the current situation of cross talk downturn, but also compiled some social realities into the paragraph, saying that he criticized others is not nothing, but what he said is not annoying, but it makes people feel very kind, I originally like cross talk and sketches, some friends say that I am not this era, I think it's good, and it's entertaining, anyway, I like it, feel free to post it, I'm sorry!
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