Ask for the transcript of Ma Sanli s cross talk and fortune telling!

I think this is a kind of psychological suggestion, the same Chinese tradition, just like a happy event to find an auspicious day under the hexagram.

Some of the charts still have a certain degree of accuracy or coincidence, but why care so much, if there is really a fate, then we accept the good class, the bad we will work hard to change, the good we will enjoy wow.

If you believe it, you will believe it, and if you don't believe it, it seems to say so.

Is computer fortune telling real or fake?

To give you an accurate answer, it must be fake, pure entertainment and amusement. But you can also play it, after all, it's a pastime.

This paragraph is a stand-up, so not only the lines, but also the narration of Ma Sanli's Tianjin flavor. If you are interested, you can check out this post.

Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”

Baby: "Hmm".

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”

Baby: "5 years old".

Thief: "What's your name?" ”

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".

Thief: "Do you know me?" ”

Baby: "I don't know".

Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”

The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "It's so good-looking".

The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."

The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”

The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”

Baby: "Take it".

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”

Baby: "Hmm".

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”

Baby: "5 years old".

Thief: "What's your name?" ”

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".

Thief: "Do you know me?" ”

Baby: "I don't know".

Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”

The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "It's so good-looking".

The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."

The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”

The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”

Baby: "Take it".

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

He has a lot of cross talk, talking nonsense and telling hexagrams.

The old man was drunk and looking for candy to chase.

The sound of car horns in beauty salons.

Meeting Ma Sanli, Zhang Qingsen:

Open a porridge factory to pull foreign slices.

Ma Sanli, Zhao Peiru.

The three-character scripture pairs.

Ma Sanli, Wang Fengshan.

Face to face buy monkeys. Pay attention to hygiene, mood and health.

Xijiangyue practiced qigong.

Yellow Crane Tower White Affairs Meeting.

Boast of eating Lantern Festival in the house.

Home remedies sell hanging tickets.

The charm of cross talk.

It starts at ten o'clock.

Ma Sanli, Guo Rongqi, Zhao Peiru.

Pickpocketing coats and so on.

Like "Talking Nonsense", "The Old Man is Drunk", "Chasing", "Teasing You", "Car Horn", "Secret Recipe", "Eating Dumplings", "Sloppy Man", "Eighty-One Floors", "Eight Major Changes" (learning from Li Duokui), mainly some small jokes adapted by Ma Sanli, or a fragment in traditional cross talk, the counterpart is changed to stand-up, etc.

Like "White Affair Meeting", "Eating Lantern Festival", "Selling Hanging Tickets", "Opening a Porridge Factory", "Tianwang Temple", "Article Meeting", "Kua Residence", "Yellow Crane Tower", "Tethered Doll", "Selling Five Instruments", "Three Character Classic", "Big Bodyguard", "Pair", "Xijiang Yue", "Layang Film", "Wotou Theory", "Da Shangshou" are all his specialty programs, and many of them are also considered to be Mapai boutiques.

Like "Buying a Monkey", "Starting at Ten O'Clock", "Déjà vu People" and "Meeting Fans" are the works of Comrade He Chi, and Ma Sanli added the language characteristics of the Ma School, which is also his representative work.

Like "Learning Foreign Languages" and "Fortune Telling" are some small paragraphs.

"Fishing", "Stressing Hygiene" and "Practicing Qigong" are also works after the founding of New China.

You can find it in the encyclopedia.

"Talking nonsense".

The Old Man Gets Drunk" chases" and "Car Horn Sounds".

Check the health of "The Charm of Cross Talk".

Secret Recipe "Eat Dumplings".

Sloppy Man" Eighty-One Floors

Write pairs" meeting fans".

Face, Mood and Health

Xijiang Moon" Yellow Crane Tower

Praise the house "home remedies".

Teasing you" to the pair".

The Three Character Classic" pulls the foreign film

Fortune telling" to find sugar

Beauty Salon "Meeting".

The Art of Fishing".

Selling Loess "Give Ground".

Su San Don't Cry".

It starts at ten o'clock.

Déjà vu People".

Misunderstanding of the French language

"Da Shang Shou" Spring Festival Song".

Buy Monkey and Talk about Hygiene".

Practicing Qigong "White Meeting".

Eat Lantern Festival" and pick up the horse coat

Selling Hanging Tickets and Opening a Porridge Factory

Tianwang Temple" Shake Briquettes".

Learn a Foreign Language" Eight Major Career Changes".

Illness from the mouth of the article will

"Talking nonsense".

The Old Man Gets Drunk" chases" and "Car Horn Sounds".

Check the health of "The Charm of Cross Talk".

Secret Recipe "Eat Dumplings".

Sloppy Man" Eighty-One Floors

Write pairs" meeting fans".

Face, Mood and Health

Xijiang Moon" Yellow Crane Tower

Praise the house "home remedies".

Teasing you" to the pair".

The Three Character Classic" pulls the foreign film

Fortune telling" to find sugar

Beauty Salon "Meeting".

The Art of Fishing".

Selling Loess "Give Ground".

Su San Don't Cry".

It starts at ten o'clock.

Déjà vu People".

Misunderstanding of the French language

"Da Shang Shou" Spring Festival Song".

Buy Monkey and Talk about Hygiene".

Practicing Qigong "White Meeting".

Eat Lantern Festival" and pick up the horse coat

Selling Hanging Tickets and Opening a Porridge Factory

Tianwang Temple" Shake Briquettes".

Learn a Foreign Language" Eight Major Career Changes".

Illness from the mouth of the article will

"Talking Nonsense", "Chasing", "Car Horn Sound", "Check Health", "The Charm of Cross Talk", "Secret Recipe", "Eating Dumplings".

Sloppy Man", "Eighty-One Floors", "Writing Pairs", "Meeting Fans", "Faces", "Emotions and Health", "Xijiang Moon".

Yellow Crane Tower", "Praise House", "Home Remedies", "Da Le Tele", "Teasing You", "Pairs", "Three Character Classic".

"Pulling foreign films", "Fortune telling", "Looking for sugar", "Beauty salon", "Meeting", "Fishing", "The Art of Naming", "Selling Loess".

Give up your seat" "Su San Don't Cry" "Ten o'clock starts" "Déjà vu" "Misunderstanding of French" "Da Shang Shou".

Spring Festival Song", "Buying Monkeys", "Stressing Hygiene", "Practicing Qigong", "White Affairs", "Eating Lantern Festival", "Picking Horse Jackets", "Selling Tickets".

Open a porridge factory", "Tianwang Temple", "Shake briquettes", "Learn foreign languages", "Eight major changes", "Illness from the mouth", "Article Meeting".

Main works (including stand-up and counterpart): "Talking Nonsense" "The Old Man is Drunk" "Chasing" "Car Horn Sound" "Check Hygiene" "The Charm of Cross Talk" "Secret Recipe" "Eating Dumplings" "Sloppy Man" "Eighty-One Floors" "Writing Pairs" "Meeting Fans" "Face-to-face" "Emotions and Health" "Xijiang Yue" "Yellow Crane Tower" "Boasting Residence" "Home Remedies" "Da Le Tele" "Teasing You" "Pairs" "Three Character Classic" "Layang Piece" "Fortune Telling" "Looking for Sugar" "Beauty Salon" "Meeting" "Fishing" "The Art of Naming Names" "" Selling Loess" "Give Up Your Seat" "Su San Don't Cry" "Ten o'clock Starts" "Déjà vu" "Misunderstanding of French" "Da Shangshou" "Spring Festival Song" "Buy Monkey" "Hygiene" "Practicing Qigong" "White Affair Meeting" "Eating Lantern Festival" "Picking Horse Jackets" "Selling Hanging Tickets" "Opening a Porridge Factory" "Tianwang Temple" "Shaking Briquettes" "Learning Foreign Languages" "Eight Major Career Changes" "Illness Comes from the Mouth".