5th grade jokes are less than 20 words, and homophonic jokes are 20 words 5th grade

1. There was a person who looked like an onion and cried while walking.

2. There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building and turned out to be a dead fat man.

3. One day, there was a male deer that ran faster and faster, and as a result, it became a high-speed stale.

4. Marshmallow: I'm so tired, I feel like my whole body has softened.

5. One day, the little yellow duck was hit by a car when crossing the road, screaming "quack", and since then it has become a gherkin.

6. After being injured by my wife, I relied on rubbing alcohol ** external injuries and drinking ** heartbroken.

7. The principal said: There is nothing else on the school uniform except the school emblem, so you don't have anything else, you have to do something else!

8. Four monsters on rainy days: there must be no umbrella when it rains, the rain must stop when buying an umbrella, the umbrella must be lost when you go out, and it must be sunny with an umbrella.

9. I proposed a salary increase to my boss, and the boss said that you should not forget your initial salary.

10. Toothpaste is really amazing, except for the tooth brush, everything else can be white.

11. When I thought that I was as rich as Ma Yun and had to peel the shell of spicy crayfish, my heart suddenly became much more balanced.

12. The word "anyway" is full of negative energy no matter where it is used, I don't know if you like to use it or not, anyway, I don't use it.

13. If falling in love is like going to jail, then I have been at large for 30 years.

14. I am finding more and more that there are few interesting souls around me, and there are a few bar spirits.

15. The refrigerator is a good thing, you can keep fruits and vegetables for a week before throwing them away!

Do one line, one line, one line, you can't do anything, you can't do anything.

I met a fool on the way out of school today, and I said here is one and 100 yuan, which one do you want? He said I wanted 100 yuan, are all the fools nowadays so thoughtful about the teacher? I said it was a laugh.

One day Xiao Ming asked his father what it was, and his father said that it was a car, and for foreigners, it was a frog, and Xiao Ming asked his father what it was. Dad said it was a telephone pole, well, for foreigners it was a golden hoop stick, Xiao Ming asked Dad what it was, Dad said it was blood, for foreigners it was ketchup, one day Xiao Ming's father had a car accident, well, Xiao Ming anxiously called his mother ** and said that Dad drove a frog and hit the golden hoop stick and knocked out a bunch of ketchup.

One day, a stag ran faster and faster, and it turned out to be a highway.

There is a person named Shen Jingbing, she died, and her family shouted "Shen Jingbing"! The people outside heard and said, "Who is the psychopath?" Her family said that my daughter, and people outside said, "In these years, there are people who say that their daughter is called neurotic." ”

Very funny and thoughtful, very imaginative.

I was sitting in the hall watching TV, and my wife brought me a sturdy peach pit and said, "Husband, help me bite it open." ”

So I put it in my mouth and bit it open and gave it to her.

She shouted happily: "You are still amazing! Mao Mao (my dog) didn't bite it for a long time. After speaking, he shouted while running: "Maomao, come and eat, get ...... for you."”

A perm boss was perming the hair of a customer in the house, and there was a man selling sugar gourds outside the perm shop. Later, the owner of the perm shop beat up the candy gourd seller! The police asked him why he was beating the people who sold sugar gourds?

The owner of the barm shop said, "I was perming my hair in the house, and he was outside shouting "Perm, perm."

A boss with permed hair was perming his hair in the house. At this time, there was a sound of sugar gourd, sugar gourd, sugar gourd. Then the man with the hair beat him up.

The police asked the man why he had beaten him. The perm man said I was perming someone's hair in the house, and you shouted outside that it was permed. It's scalded.

My wife spent a lot of money on plastic surgery, and a few days later, she became a beautiful woman and went home! When I entered the door, I said to my husband, who looked puzzled, "What? Don't know me anymore? The husband was stunned for a moment, and then said in surprise: "Come in, my wife is not at home." ”

One day, a father and son went to the company for an interview. The son said, "Dad, I'll go and wait for me to tell you the answer."

Excrement. The interviewer asked again: Is durian delicious?

Excrement. The interviewer asks again: Is it delicious?

Rice and buns fight, rice people are overwhelming, and when they see something wrapped, they fight, sugar buns, meat buns, and steamed dumplings are all spared. Zongzi was forced into a corner, and in a hurry, he tore his clothes and shouted: Look clearly, I am an undercover agent!

Baked cakes cost five cents a piece, either, or.

Teacher: "Why?" Xiao Ming:

I want to have a weekend without homework, it's my birthday, and you should fulfill my wishes. I remember one time, after school, I was waiting for the train at the station, and two girls who had been standing behind me for a long time suddenly came up to me and asked me what I was wearing in the school uniform of Lu Ge Middle School. I said I was from primary school, and this is our primary school uniform.

They looked at me in amazement and said, huh? She's an elementary school student! The look on my face was clearly suspicious that I was an over-age elementary school student who had squatted in three classes.

Do you know how hard this is for a child's young mind?

Key words: 200 words for the fifth grade of primary school.

Word Count: 200 words essay.

Funny joke.

One day, I was watching TV and saw a couple of jokes that made my belly burst with laughter.

There was a very funny person in it, and once, his friend asked him:"I heard that you gave your car a license plate number that knows Duan Niu very well, what did this person say:"00544 (move me to try).

But one day I was driving my car on the road, and someone hit my car"His friend said:"Why did he hit you".Which person said:

Because the license plate number he took was even better, it was 44944 (try it).".I couldn't breathe with laughter!

After a while, Li Chen appeared, and he asked Xiaofeng a joke riddle:"Once upon a time, there was an animal that had ten eyes. Three heads.

Ten legs. Four hands, asked what kind of animal this is Xiaofeng said"Oh I don't know, there is no such animal,"Li Chen said:

Wrong, this animal is a monster.

I'm choking with laughter!