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To tell a joke: A certain chief executive accidentally let out a fart during a meeting, and he whispered to employee A: "Help me top it, and I will add you a new one this month."
Employee A bowed his head to the attendees, "I'm sorry I didn't eat well at noon." After a while, the chief sensible farted again, looked at employee B and whispered, "Top, give you a raise". Employee B blushed and said "sorry, my stomach is uncomfortable".
After a while, the chief executive put another one, and employee C was afraid of losing the opportunity, so he hurriedly said loudly: "I put it, I put it here."
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I can't control the sky and the earth, and I can't control the shit and fart.
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1.What do you see, haven't you ever seen a handsome guy farting?
2.Don't hurt me to fart, I will rely on the sky and slay the dragon, I hope the stinky fart blends, so that I have a fart and an end.
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The clear air rises, and the turbid gas falls.
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Eh, people who have been abolished in martial arts have this kind of trouble, but even their farts don't stink that much.
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Fart is a glorious tradition, and it is something that everyone can let go A Jun in the office next door let out a fart, was kicked out of the house by his wife, and is still sleeping on Zhuo The tweed once said:
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Let P be merciless, and P is not human!!
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When you fart, you immediately look at the person next to you, and the others will follow you.
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Recently, I've had a problem with my exhaust system, and I can't control it, hehe.
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Let the fart come out with laughter.
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I thought it was someone who farted!
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Listen to the thunder of spring.
Who's knocking on me?
Canghai laughed
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Took detox and beauty capsules.
It just feels different.
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Farts are the fairy spirit of the world, how can there be any reason not to let go!
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Don't squeak after farting, or just ask who farted.
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The main thing in Chinese medicine is to regulate, fart, you see if yours is to regulate the stomach and intestines.
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It means that you have a digestive disease and your body is stagnant. Farts are being fixed.
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Taking Chinese medicine and farting is detoxification and gas.
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There is a female classmate in college who likes to fart, it stinks, no matter whether there are boys behind her, she is correct, during the final political exam, she sat in front of me and let out five stinky farts;
There are very few girls with this kind of gastrointestinal dysfunction, women eat less, there are not many farts, and there are people who hold it when there are people, so there are not as many farts as men, even if there are farts, they are only released when there is no one;
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Girls pay attention to image, and they usually go to the bathroom!
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Don't hold back.
Eat more fruits and vegetables to promote bowel movements.
The main problem should be the lack of absorption of dietary fiber, the weakening of gastrointestinal function, if you want to defecate, don't hold back, and it is easy to fart.
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If there is a problem with the stomach and intestines, see if there is any inflammation.
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Eat less legumes that are easy to fart Eat some probiotic foods to reduce the production of gas in the body.
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Because your teacher abuses the bugs in your ass, which bugs want to get revenge on you, so it's just--
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Bad stomach....Let Chinese medicine recuperate and recuperate.
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There is gas in the intestines, eat something to help digestion.
Hello, the cat keeps farting, you should go and show him, but if he keeps farting, it means that she has a bad stomach, I practice at home to a cat is often given up by the doctor, prescribe it to him, take it, take it, it's good, it's good, but some scold him can also fart, but he can't say anything.
It may be that you don't have a regular diet and drink plenty of water. Eat on time.
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