Excuses after fart, what to do after fart?

Updated on healthy 2024-04-08
26 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    To tell a joke: A certain chief executive accidentally let out a fart during a meeting, and he whispered to employee A: "Help me top it, and I will add you a new one this month."

    Employee A bowed his head to the attendees, "I'm sorry I didn't eat well at noon." After a while, the chief sensible farted again, looked at employee B and whispered, "Top, give you a raise". Employee B blushed and said "sorry, my stomach is uncomfortable".

    After a while, the chief executive put another one, and employee C was afraid of losing the opportunity, so he hurriedly said loudly: "I put it, I put it here."

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    I can't control the sky and the earth, and I can't control the shit and fart.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    1.What do you see, haven't you ever seen a handsome guy farting?

    2.Don't hurt me to fart, I will rely on the sky and slay the dragon, I hope the stinky fart blends, so that I have a fart and an end.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    The clear air rises, and the turbid gas falls.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    Eh, people who have been abolished in martial arts have this kind of trouble, but even their farts don't stink that much.

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    Fart is a glorious tradition, and it is something that everyone can let go A Jun in the office next door let out a fart, was kicked out of the house by his wife, and is still sleeping on Zhuo The tweed once said:

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    Let P be merciless, and P is not human!!

  8. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    When you fart, you immediately look at the person next to you, and the others will follow you.

  9. Anonymous users2024-01-30

    Recently, I've had a problem with my exhaust system, and I can't control it, hehe.

  10. Anonymous users2024-01-29

    Let the fart come out with laughter.

  11. Anonymous users2024-01-28

    I thought it was someone who farted!

  12. Anonymous users2024-01-27

    Listen to the thunder of spring.

    Who's knocking on me?

    Canghai laughed

  13. Anonymous users2024-01-26

    Took detox and beauty capsules.

    It just feels different.

  14. Anonymous users2024-01-25

    Farts are the fairy spirit of the world, how can there be any reason not to let go!

  15. Anonymous users2024-01-24

    Don't squeak after farting, or just ask who farted.

  16. Anonymous users2024-01-23

    The main thing in Chinese medicine is to regulate, fart, you see if yours is to regulate the stomach and intestines.

  17. Anonymous users2024-01-22

    It means that you have a digestive disease and your body is stagnant. Farts are being fixed.

  18. Anonymous users2024-01-21

    Taking Chinese medicine and farting is detoxification and gas.

  19. Anonymous users2024-01-20

    There is a female classmate in college who likes to fart, it stinks, no matter whether there are boys behind her, she is correct, during the final political exam, she sat in front of me and let out five stinky farts;

    There are very few girls with this kind of gastrointestinal dysfunction, women eat less, there are not many farts, and there are people who hold it when there are people, so there are not as many farts as men, even if there are farts, they are only released when there is no one;

  20. Anonymous users2024-01-19

    Girls pay attention to image, and they usually go to the bathroom!

  21. Anonymous users2024-01-18

    Don't hold back.

    Eat more fruits and vegetables to promote bowel movements.

    The main problem should be the lack of absorption of dietary fiber, the weakening of gastrointestinal function, if you want to defecate, don't hold back, and it is easy to fart.

  22. Anonymous users2024-01-17

    If there is a problem with the stomach and intestines, see if there is any inflammation.

  23. Anonymous users2024-01-16

    Eat less legumes that are easy to fart Eat some probiotic foods to reduce the production of gas in the body.

  24. Anonymous users2024-01-15

    Because your teacher abuses the bugs in your ass, which bugs want to get revenge on you, so it's just--

  25. Anonymous users2024-01-14

    Bad stomach....Let Chinese medicine recuperate and recuperate.

  26. Anonymous users2024-01-13

    There is gas in the intestines, eat something to help digestion.

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