April Fool s Day is here! Everyone s a little bit of attention! What s new this year?

The system is about to restart, please save the work in hand and exit. Apply for a moderator on the "Campaign Moderator" board for a non-existent version. Send "Yi Meier" to a friend, first use packing, then packing again......Finally, it was made into a self-extracting file, and so on several times, and finally when the other party opened the letter, there were only six words:

Today is April Fool's Day! Make a web page where only the page says " and then link to the web. Dangerous Edition Write an anonymous love letter to a female classmate.

The labels on the men's and women's restrooms are interchanged. Find a match and stuff it into a keyhole. Put up a poster and say:

Call ** to a friend (it's best to find someone to call), panicked and said that he was a newspaper reporter, ready to interview him (her), and to take pictures, and make an appointment to meet at the Summer Palace. Cafeteria version When eating, put all the seats around you with books. Looking at the back of his classmates, he said:

Just walked over a beautiful one. Beat a pound of rice in one or two to challenge the master's patience. Twenty bowls of free soup are placed on twenty positions.

When someone else orders a dish, he orders two of the same dishes. Classroom version A note is posted at the entrance of the self-study building: This building is inspected, please do not study by yourself, if there is any inconvenience, please forgive me.

Due to the maintenance of the wiring in this building, the lights are turned off after night. Notice on the blackboard in the classroom: The teacher is unable to teach due to illness, so students are invited to study freely.

Notice: This afternoon health check. Notice:

Today's noon: Collect the sheets, please prepare. Block the toilet of the dormitory building with broken tables and chairs, and post a note next to it, with the words "Toilet maintenance, suspend use".

Notice: Lights out tonight. Clip a note in the book, which your roommates must read every day, and write:

The one who loves you the most will be waiting for you tonight near the little pavilion in the garden."

Once, I was alone and lost in a foreign land, and I could only see people, so I asked

Here's an April Fool's Day language game I've put together for you!

1You say to him, "What is three points of water and one point?" ”

He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?"”

You ask, "What about a three-point water and a three-point water?" ”

Eighty percent of him would say, ". .What word? Is there such a word? Go? "I know that.

In fact, it should be "law"...

2.Find a friend, ask him to say "mouse" 3 times, and then "mouse" 3 times, and after he finishes saying "mouse, mouse, mouse, rat old, rat old, rat old", immediately ask him "what is the cat most afraid of", almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse", I have tried many times, and I have tried it again and again.

3 .Find 3 random pairs, such as 3 cups, and when you knock on the first one, let your friend say "forget", knock on the second one to say "love", and the third one to say "water", which is called a test for your friend. Reflect the speed, after a few times, keep knocking on the first one, if your friend follows and says "forget, forget, forget, forget, wang, wang,......Hehe, the effect is out.

4.Tell Jane a story about a fool who was so stupid that he would just shake his head or "no" when people asked him anything, have you ever heard this story?

5.Stretch out 1 finger and ask someone "how much is this".

Hold out 2 fingers again and ask someone "how much is this".

Stretch out 3 fingers again and ask someone "how much is 1+1".

A maximum of 1 out of 10 people will answer correctly.

6.Q: Is there a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.

Is there anything bigger than 10? The other party said yes.

Until it comes to 100,000-

Finally, is there anyone who is more stupid than you?

The other party replied vigilantly "no"!

7 And when he was drinking, he said unto her, I will drink a cup, and thou shalt take a sip.

Then repeat. I'm clear, you take a bite.

8.A: Apart from humans, what animal likes to ask "why"?

B: I don't know.

A: It's a pig! B: Why? Ha!

The whole lake turned red (it was blood), and a hand was stretched out from the lake, and the girl's feet were grabbed, and she was pulled into the lake, and then, 100 kilometers away from the forest, the girl's body and clothes were found, but her head was missing, and the people opened her backpack and were frightened, and the bag was her head, and her expression was very painful, and the people who found her had abandoned her body in the forest, and then left, and since then, no one has dared to go to that forest.

If you read this post, please reply to the post immediately, and click "Bodhisattva bless", and then post this in another bar **3 copies, if not, that hand will be stretched out when you take a bath, and you will end up with that girl! To believe that everything is really agreed.

Buy a delicious sandwich biscuit, break the biscuit and put some unpalatable things such as chili pepper or toothpaste in the mezzanine, "the premise is that it is harmless to the body" I tried, that is called a white-haired Baizhong!