It s so boring who gives something funny

Campus sleepwalking (romance and love type) Late at night, insomnia. Someone got out of bed, I propped myself up and saw that it was Xiao Er, and the kid shouted: "I'll go down immediately, wait a while!"

When he got out of bed, he hugged the bedpost and muttered, "Honey, wait for me for a long time!" Look at the cold all over.

After that, he gnawed at the bedpost for a while, and didn't play until his teeth bit the iron pillar and woke up in pain.

"" and "The Furious Five".

The Wanderings of the Extreme Daojun

Ranma 1 4

Classic, I'm sure you've seen it, but the comic version is better) "GTO".

My poop is a rabbit

Pretty Face comics, black funny)

The Immortal Sorcerer Who Was Poisoned by Love

Skip Beat aka Gorgeous Challenge

There's a funny column on the landlord's network, you can go there and take a look, maybe, it can make you laugh, hehe.

Let's watch a Korean variety show! The birth of a family, a strong heart, a star Admiralty, a hero, and so on. Especially the course part of X-Man!

Wash cold water, runny nose, wash boiled water, sweat.

1.Find 3 random things, such as 3 cups, when you knock on the first one, let your friend say "forget", knock on the second one to say "love", and the third one to say "water", which is called to test your friend's reaction speed, after a few times, keep knocking on the first one, if your friend follows and says "forget, forget, forget, forget, wang, wang, wang, wang,......Hehe, the effect is out.

2.A: Let me tell you a story, once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" when people asked him anything, such as "have you eaten"?

He said "no", what's your name? He said "no". Alas, by the way, have you heard this story?

B: No. ......#

#3.By the way: you can say to your mm that I want to test your English responsiveness, stretch out your left hand, say to her I point thumb is A, index finger is C, middle finger is M, ring finger is S, little finger is X, and then say, to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese.

Then, you say fish with your middle finger, she will say m, you point to your ring finger and say donkey, she will say s, then you will say pig with your thumb, she will say a, and then keep nodding her thumb and say pig, she will keep saying: a, a, a, a, a, a, if mm is smart, you can try other fingers more and then say thumb.

4.The English spelling for pig is pug, right? -No, it's pig -- no, how do I remember it's you (you) -- you're mistaken, it's i -- pig is you -- pig is i

5.Big Change Specifics: You can play this game with your best friend by name:

Great change of life. Tell your friend to take a horse step first, the posture should be correct, hold a blank piece of paper in his mouth, note that this is the posture before the exercise, and then you have to change him from this room to another room, everything is ready, you can be very helpless to say such a sentence: "Great change of life!"

I won't, but that's how it is in living people. ”

6.First on the pen on the picture "wind oil essence", not too much. And then go to a person:

Please help me write an x-word, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, a few fingers of his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then pretend to be concerned and say:

Yes! There's a big piece of in your right eye. Naturally, he rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then.

7.Ask the other person what he would do if he were asked to make a sentence with "I, him, her, love", and say that he was wrong no matter how he made it, (he wouldn't be better!) Tell him afterward

The correct answer is "He Loves Her", and the other party will definitely ask, "What about me?" At this time, you can tell him generously (with a bit of bt tone):

It's your business! ”

Then you just keep doing hahahahahahaha

Dear Goku:

I've been living in Heavenly Court for a while, but I don't know if you're doing well in Huaguo Mountain! I'm writing this letter very slowly, because I know you can't read words quickly. We've moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number with us.

It rained twice this week, the first for three days and the second for four days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked, "Do you want to cut it into 8 slices or 12 slices?"

The pizza at that shop was good, and we would go to the restaurant on the street for steak together another day. And your Aunt Guanyin said, you want the coat I sent, because it will be overweight when mailed, so we cut off the buttons and put it in the back pocket of that coat. Your sister Chang'e gave birth this morning, because I don't know if it's male or female, so I don't know if you're going to be an aunt or an uncle.

Nothing has happened lately, I will write to you again.

Master. ps.We were going to send you money, but the envelope was already glued.

The prodigal son turned back. Avanti had lost his donkey, and while he was looking for it, someone joked to him: "Avanti, I heard that your donkey has found a large sum of money and bought a house in the city to live there." ”

This money-eyed, ungrateful, I don't recognize it as my donkey anymore! Then he went home.

When Avanti returned home, he saw his donkey lying in the courtyard. He was glad and said, "I knew you wouldn't be like that, it's really a prodigal son who won't change his money, give me the money you have found!" ”

2000 years ago, there was a very good friend on the first floor, his name was "Lu Dongbin", one day, Lu Dongbin was going to watch "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", and wanted to take him with him, he said that he couldn't die, Lu Dongbin kicked him, he was anxious, and bit his good friend, and later people spread it into a good story: The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people! ......

Are you afraid of itching? Do you laugh when you tickle? When you want to laugh, buy a tickle pickpocket, scratch the soles of your feet, and you can make you laugh.

"What does it feel like to be born out of your mother's womb? "When the forest runs out of water, there is a mountain, and the mountain has a small mouth, as if there is light." Drop off the boat and enter from the mouth. At the beginning, it is extremely narrow, and only then can it be passed. After dozens of steps, it suddenly became clear. ”

A good friend who has never cooked or bought vegetables, once, her daughter-in-law had something to do, and asked him to go to the market to buy some shrimp, so this fart ran to the market and went around, and when she came back, she said to her daughter-in-law, "I went to the market to see, they don't have the kind of red shrimp we eat!" Red ... Red shrimp!?

Her daughter-in-law was petrified in an instant.

Serve you a plate of cold dishes:

Once upon a time there was a popsicle, and it disappeared as it walked...