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What I remember most vividly is the confusion about some stories and lyrics when I was a child.

1. When I was a child, there was a cassette of "Listening to Sister Ju Ping's Storytelling" at home, and I liked to listen to Sister Ju Ping tell all kinds of interesting stories. For example, the story of the crane and the wolf, such as the story of the lazy country. There's a story about how a mother cat taught her kitten to catch mice.

The kittens went from being playful and having nothing to eat, to becoming rat catchers.

There is a sentence in the story that puzzled me very much: "Not only do the kittens have enough to eat, but they also have leftovers every day." "When I was a child, I heard this and wondered: Why are there only fish left when the rats are caught?

2. A children's song "Lu Binghua" that I liked to sing when I was a child, there is a lyric in it that is sung like this: "Thinking of my mother's words every night, the tears Lu Binghua shines." "It's also very strange every time I sing this line:

Well, my mother is really amazing, even my grandfather has to listen to my mother! But why only grandpa? Doesn't grandma listen?

3. When watching cartoons after school, listening to the ending song of cartoons also makes people cry and laugh. For example, the ending song of the cartoon "Journey to the West": "The white dragon horse's hooves are facing west, carrying Tang Sanzang, and following the three apprentices." ”

I silently thought about it for a long time: how do horses walk? Isn't it the hooves behind you? Isn't a horse with its hooves facing west going east?

To be honest, I still haven't figured out the lyrics yet.

4. There is also a lyric that is very tricky. is the ending song of the six-year-old children's version of "Journey to the West" "Dare to ask where the road is": "You carry the burden, I lead the horse, usher in the sunrise, and send away the sunset".

Excuse me, who leads the horse the most times in the old version of the TV series West Heaven Learns from the Four? Who is supposed to sing this song?

When we were children, we were all very naïve, and because we didn't understand certain knowledge, we would avoid it.

When I was a child, I thought that boys and girls should not be close to each other, or even hold small hands, because that would cause each other to have children. With this kind of thinking, I basically didn't have contact with girls at that time, and I had to keep a certain distance when I spoke.

I often go to sports, because to do games, I have to hold hands with girls. After PE class, I would worry about whether she would have a baby. When I was older, I learned about it, and when I remembered that I used to use this kind of funny idea as my code of conduct, I couldn't help but laugh.

And I don't dare to tell others about this thought, because it's too embarrassing to laugh at other people's big teeth.

I also didn't know much about ghosts and gods when I was a child, and at that time I always thought that there were ghosts in the world. In addition, my parents, in order to make me obedient, will tell me some things to scare me, such as disobedient children, and ghosts will come to catch you at night.

Sometimes I don't obey, and when I go to bed at night, I think of this sentence. Then I would wrap myself in the quilt all over my body, including my head, and I wouldn't even leave a gap for myself to breathe, thinking that if I did this, the ghost would not be able to see me.

Sometimes I will stuff myself and it will be difficult to breathe, and I can't stand it, so I will open a small gap, breathe in the fresh air, and then close the gap immediately. Later, when I grew up, I learned that this way of sleeping is extremely unhealthy, even if a ghost covers the quilt, it doesn't work, and besides, there are no ghosts in the world.

When I was a child, I was very stupid and saw a small health care store on the side of the road, and I always thought it was selling calcium tablets.

When I was a child, my consciousness was very simple, health care is to protect the body's health, so health care stores must sell calcium tablets, fish oil and other things. When I grew up, I realized that there are actually quite a lot of things sold in health care stores. <>

When I was a child, I was afraid of eating a watermelon seed by mistake for several days, and I was afraid that a watermelon would grow out of my stomach, and I didn't know how to come out of **. When I grew up, I realized how naïve this idea was, and the problem that can be solved by going to the toilet is so complicated.

When I was a child, after buying a pineapple, I had to take off the head of the pineapple and soak it in water, simply thinking that this would be the way to grow pineapples. Now I know that when I was a child, it was because of this simple thought that I was cute and innocent.

When I was a child, my family always scared me, saying that if I didn't sleep, the big bad wolf, the snake spirit and the big mouse would come to catch me, and I was really convinced at the time.

If I don't close the door at night, I'm afraid that an old witch will come and arrest me. It's ridiculous to think about it now, when I was a kid, I mixed reality with cartoons.

Many people must have swallowed bubble gum when they were children, and they were scared and cried at the time, thinking that bubble gum would stick to their intestines and never come down. When I grew up, I knew that in fact, fish bones, bubble gum is not terrible to swallow, and it can be excreted after a period of intestinal digestion.

Many of the thoughts we had when we were young were born from our simplicity and ignorance of social life. The world of children is very simple, thinking that after eating fish eyes, their eyes will become like fish eyes.

When I was a child, I simply thought that everything grew on a tree, and if I sat under a tree, I would discover Newton's laws like Newton. In fact, the truth of many things is only understood after a long experience.

When I was a child, I really didn't know a lot of things, so I often listened to what others said, or I thought it was like this, and then when I slowly understood, I would feel how I thought this before, really stupid Oh However, this is what most children will commit, not surprising, and finally knowing it, I just think it's a little funny! <>

When I was a child, my younger brother was born, and I was at home and suddenly saw one more person, and my mother said, this is your future brother. I said, "Well, I haven't seen him before."

Dad said, "This is what my neighbor and I just went to the fish pond up there and fished it up." I was skeptical about why I hadn't noticed that there was a little brother in the fish pond before.

Just ask: Are there really a lot of little dolls in the fish pond? Dad said:

Yes. After that, every time I passed by the fish pond, I liked to look inside the fish pond to see if there were any little dolls, and I quickly called my father to come and fish them back for me. But I couldn't see the little doll in the fish pond every time, so I went home and asked my dad why I couldn't see the little doll in the fish pond. Dad said:

What only adults can see, when you grow up, you can see it. Hmmm( Maybe it's because I haven't grown up yet, I have to grow up quickly, otherwise the little doll won't be able to see it.)

I believe that many children used to ask themselves how they came here, and their parents deceived them like this, and when we knew the truth, they felt that they were really funny before, why did they believe it in the first place, and adults are also so funny, they want to make up such stories to deceive us.

When I was a child, I didn't understand a lot, and I always liked to ask why, but a lot of things our parents told us that we still didn't understand, so our parents would always make up a set to deal with the whys we were asking, but when we grew up knowing the answer, we would feel very happy, and we cried stupidly because we believed that our parents deceived their children, and it was still very funny in retrospect. And feel like I'm funny.

I remember the first time I asked my parents that I was from **, my mother told me that I was picked up by the river, and there was a river in front of my hometown at that time that was not far from home, so I really believed that I was picked up, when I was in school, the teacher asked who in the class knew that he was from **, and I was proud to raise my hands, because I already knew the answer to this question, and I was confident in my heart, because my mother once told me that I stood up and said loudly that I was picked up by my mother from the river. So everyone in the class burst out laughing, and when I saw the teacher smiling, I wondered if I was wrong. When I grew up and studied biology, I realized that my mother lied to me, because it was my mother, so I didn't doubt it, and I believed the answer my mother told me.

But there were a lot of jokes, and in retrospect, I still think I was funny at the time. <>

Especially when we were young, we didn't understand anything, and we often asked our parents a lot of questions, and many of them were still very funny. I remember when I used to hiccup, I asked why I hiccup and how to stop hiccups, and it still ended up with a lot of jokes. Many times these jokes are still in our minds, lingering, and when we grow up, they are full of warmth in retrospect.

First of all, explain the real person and the real story.

Growing up in the countryside since I was a child, I had mousse at home at that time, and I often played with it, and I didn't feel how terrible it was, but when the Chinese New Year was approaching, mousse cast a very heavy shadow on me when I was a child.

At that time, on the twenty-second day of the lunar month, the house happened to be cleaning, and the boy was more naughty since he was a child, so he was very lively, running non-stop, wearing a small hat behind my father, asking non-stop, whether this is still it, the dustpan is in **ah, it seems to be my father's little helper, at this time I saw my mother cleaning up the dressing table, I walked over to see the excitement, and the name was called help.

My mom said don't want this, don't want that, ran back and forth many times, and finally my mom said that the mousse was gone and threw it away, at that time I suddenly got fascinated and my mind moved, and threw this directly into the stove, which saved trouble and effort, wouldn't it be beautiful, and then I threw the mousse in, and I was still looking stupidly next to it, and then the most exciting part came, and with a bang, the furnace ring was blown up, and I was blown up with a black face, my ears were buzzing, and the whole person was already confused.

My dad heard the sound and ran over, thinking that I was throwing firecrackers inside, and I was going to beat me up, I quickly shouted Mousse **, Mousse **, because my ears were buzzing, so I said it very loudly, thanks to my wit to avoid a meal of flesh and skin, my mother came out to see my little black face, laughing non-stop, I was really my mother's own child, and then my dad was also laughing next to me, so far when I see Mousse, I will remember this memory, which makes people panic.

Now that I've grown up, I can laugh when I think about it, I didn't know how to do a lot of funny things when I was a child, and I ran to the cornfield to catch grasshoppers, but I got lost, my mother couldn't find me, and I sent a tearful notice to find me on the radio of the village committee, and threw firecrackers into the girls' toilet, and then I was blocked by the girls in the boys' toilet, and I couldn't go home after school, and there were really a lot of interesting things when I was a child.

In fact, there are many such things, take myself as an example, when I was a child, I listened very much to the words of the adults and elders, and thought that anything they said was the truth, for example, he asked you not to touch anything, maybe he just didn't want you to break this thing, but he would lie to you, you touched that thing, the gods would punish you and make your stomach ache, and then you were stupid and really believed it. I don't dare to easily touch the bottom line that adults say, for fear that I will have a stomachache. And when the child is crying and fussing.

The elders will lie to you, and if you cry and make trouble, the madmen will abduct you and lock you up in a small dark room, so that you will not see the light and make you work as a coolie every day, and many children will believe it and stop crying immediately. At the same time, they will become very well-behaved. <>

There is an even more bizarre thing is that when I was a child, the elders said that bananas were monkey, so I never dared to try bananas again, for fear that I would get sick if I ate this, and if I encountered bananas in the future, I would tell others that he was monkey, and he would get sick if he ate it. So the other children also believed it, and spread it to ten, and ten to hundred, so at that time, our children rarely ate bananas.

Finally, when I was a child, I heard my elders say that if you whistle at night, a ghost will come to you. So I became very well-behaved at night. Don't dare to make trouble easily, and listen to the elders to go to bed quickly, otherwise those ghosts will come to catch those who haven't slept in the middle of the night.

When I was a child, I was always deceived by adults with terrible things like ghosts and madmen. Now I feel extremely funny when I stand up, and I feel that I was very naïve at that time.

This must be said about the mess when I was a child! When I was in kindergarten, I didn't eat well, so I had to mix rice and porridge together, because I thought it would be faster to eat like this, and my cousin, who was in elementary school, swore to me that one of my classmates died because of mixing rice and porridge.

Dead!?I was ignorant and believed until I was in the fifth grade.

At that time, I had always been careful to avoid rice and white porridge, and if I ate and drank porridge during a meal, I would become very nervous, and I prayed in my heart for a long time, I must not die, I must not die. I won't eat like this next time. Is it really ignorant cute?

I've been worrying about this for so long, from kindergarten to fifth grade, but no one told me it was just a joke, and while mixing rice and porridge together is not good for my stomach, it really doesn't hurt to die. If you want to say that you are stupid, you didn't wake up until the fifth grade, how could you die? The more I got to the back, the more I felt that this incident was a very humorous joke.

I don't think my cousin would have remembered such an event, but it was such a small thing that I remembered for so many years.

I also want to say that when we were very young, our parents and elders and people older than us would make some deception under certain conditions and for some convenience, which may not be said to be deception, but a white lie. But don't forget, if that time period has passed, it can remind us that we are still young, some things are not like that, and don't let the wrong consciousness stay with the child for a long time.