Does anyone know the coldest jokes?? What s the coldest joke you ve ever heard?

In the past, there was a landlord who tried every means to deduct the wages of long-term workers, and when the wages were paid at the end of the year, he always had to give some problems to the long-term workers, and if they did not come out, they would deduct their wages sharply.

When the wages were paid this year, the landlord asked the long-term workers this question: "You say, how many catties and taels does my head have?" The long worker said, "Nine catties and fourteen taels, that is, ten catties are two taels, (at that time, one catty was equal to sixteen taels)", the landlord said

Not true". When the long-term worker saw that the landlord was cheating, he took a kitchen knife and a scale, and the landlord was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing here?"

The chief worker said: "Cut off your head, let me weigh it, and see if it is nine catties and ten pounds, which four taels are early, and ten catties are two taels." The landlord's eyes widened, and he hurriedly said:

Yes, yes, yes, you don't need to weigh it, you said one or two is not much, one or two is not much, "I had to pay all the wages of long-term workers."

Recently, I collected some bad jokes to share with you. Remember to have fun every day.

A colleague was found hiding private money by the child, so the child told him that his daughter-in-law confiscated 500 oceans from him. Three months later, before waiting for the child's vacation, he used the money saved by the shrinking diet to enroll the child in three cram schools and two interest classes, and used the remaining money to buy exercise books.

One day I went shopping and met a friend's daughter-in-law, and I talked with her for a while, and I got the child, and she said that her child was very naughty, and I wanted to beat him when I was naughty, and when I hit him, the old man next door was angry.

At a class reunion, a classmate said to me that the surname Ma is very awesome Ma Yun contracted e-commerce, Ma Huateng contracted games, Ma Zhe contracted insurance, and Ma Rong contracted the green tea industry. So he decided to change his name ... Horse eggs.

After dinner, my brother and sister-in-law were chatting together, and my brother-in-law was breastfeeding my little nephew, and I said to my brother-in-law, you have to change the feeding twice, otherwise it will be a big one and a small one after a long time. Then the younger brother said three words... Let me see.

Xiaohong likes her colleague Xiao Ming, but she tells Xiao Ming's friend Xiao Jun and tells Xiao Jun not to tell Xiao Li, but Xiao Jun tells Xiao Li's best friend Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian tells Xiao Li again, Xiao Li tells Xiao Ming again, but Xiao Ming doesn't like Xiao Li, but he thinks Xiao Li likes him, so he tells Xiao Li that he likes Xiao Hong, Xiao Li tells Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian tells Xiao Jun, and Xiao Jun tells Xiao Hong Xiao Ming doesn't like her. Now that Xiao Hong is dizzy, who should she trust Lu Clan? How's that, are you confused?

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Ay... I... Hey,,, what do you think of these???

A walnut walks down the street, walking and walking, walking and walking. Suddenly, he stopped and exclaimed: Ah! I'm so thick-skinned!

It's a joke. It's true. As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

What's the school ethos like? It's huge!

There was a big fat man, he fell down from the stairs - he died, and he was a dead fat man ever since!

It's not a pig that laughs, it's a pig that doesn't laugh......

Oh, then you go to the South Pole or the North Pole and listen, that's the coldest joke.