Words that make people in a bad mood laugh, humorous sentences that are in a bad mood

Cola rice notes are good to sell on the fourth day of the new year.

Waiter, come to bottle 1982 purified water.

I don't read much, don't lie to me.

Humorous sentences that amuse people are:

1. It's quite windy today, and I wanted to go home, but it turned out to to a bubble tea shop.

2. Since I got tanned, my face has looked good, my teeth have turned white, and I don't blush when I drink.

3. You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can't be single and poor.

4. Today, I was complained by a neighbor that I was disturbing the people, because I was so poor.

5. There are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters, and if this doesn't work, it will have to be replaced.

6. The meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can no longer be eaten after they expire.

7. If a person wants to travel, it means that she is unhappy, and if she wants to go but does not go, it means that she is poor and unhappy".

8. I'm hungry, but I'm honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, righteous, and cute, so I can't eat it as a meal.

9. The secret to maintaining beauty, which used to be sleeping, is now retouching.

10. I didn't go to one of the escort qualifications, firstly, because I was not very suitable for the climate there, and secondly, it was not me who was escorted.

11. I found that the time to stay up late passed quite quickly, and I went to the doctor yesterday, and the doctor said that I could stay up for another two years before I could enter the coffin.

12. What's the use of going to bed? No, I still can't sleep!

13, **** himself, the brain has not been used, and the intentional person is private.

14. Cheeky.

How so thick to make the pigskin.

How can the situation be investigated? 15. If you don't read for a day, no one can see it; I didn't read for a week and started to explode; If you don't read in January, your IQ loses to a pig.

Funny humorous sentences:

1. Everyone else looks good when they laugh, but you are different, you look funny.

Second, my wife always likes to use the trick of crying, making trouble, and hanging to warn me not to find a lover, which makes me very angry, because she never uses the third trick.

3. Palmistry Master: Your palms are big, you must be very lonely. Me: Huh? You can see why? Palmistry Master: Because, the bigger the palm, the more lonely you are.

Fourth, if I sleep late, I will be sleepy in the morning, and if I go to bed early, I will still be sleepy in the morning, and the conclusion is: I am not suitable to get up.

Fifth, the biggest reason that hinders the prosperity of young people in our country is that they always want to treat themselves.

6. Downstairs in the community, I scribbled on a Geely car with a marker, and was bumped into by the owner. Owner: "What are you painting?" Me: "It's nothing, just be lucky." ”

1. The loneliness of a small self is not lonely, but it is really lonely to miss a person who has long since left.

2. I've been waiting behind you, waiting for you to look back at me one day.

3. I've always believed in love, but I don't believe I can have it.

4. How long will it take to stop thinking about you, and how long will it take to forget you.

5. In the most beautiful time, do what you want to do the most and go to the place you want to go the most.

6. The beginning is beautiful, the process is tiring, the ending is sad, and it is difficult to be sober.

7. Maybe I wrote too many sad words, so I don't even know how to describe happiness now.

8. We can't hug, we can't press the road together, we can't breathe the same air together, well, we are in a long-distance relationship.

9. I miss you in the past, but it has nothing to do with you now.

10. After the tears are sublimated, longing is the longest enjoyment.

11. Men should know that half of a woman's beauty is due to you, and her ugliness is half of your fault.

12. Broken thoughts can't resist the picture of love.

13. At the beginning, we know that there will always be a closure.

14. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and only my lonely figure is there.

15. May you be well, even if you have nothing to do with me later.

16. Men, the most important thing is to spoil a woman alone, don't betray the woman who follows you with all her heart.

17. Some people who have been injured will be braver, because they know that the most painful thing is nothing more than this.

18. Who can give me a ticket to happiness and let me hold happiness firmly.

19. The most tormenting thing about love is not parting, but touching memories, you stand in place and think you can go back.

20. Painstakingly trying to find a pair of shoes you like, the original favorite may not be the most suitable for you.

What's upset, let's be happy when we say it.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, only I'm pretending to be indecent.

Hello lz! I'm in a bad mood today, and I'm begging for food.