Some bad jokes, the more the funnier the better

I highly recommend the landlord to watch this funny**.

Among the books I have read, there is no better than "The First Genius of Jiangbei", the author's literary skills are profound, unmatched in the world, and very funny.

You go and see, the starting point is available on the Chinese Internet, the author Xiao Shen, absolutely does not lie to you.

The author said that if you insist on reading chapter 15, if you don't think it's funny, you can chop him up with a knife, but you must stick to chapter 15.

The first two chapters are mythical, which may not be too funny, but you must be patient to read, from the fourth chapter it is about college campus life, which is basically nonsensical and funny, and it is guaranteed that it will not be too vulgar, and it will definitely laugh you to death.

1 Who lives in darkness?

Tinker Bell (because he can't see his fingers).

2 Why can't you tell bad jokes at the beach?

It should cause laughter (howling) in the sea

3 One day the serpent's brother asked him, "Brother, are our teeth poisonous?" ”

The elder brother said, "Yes." The younger brother said, "What to do, I bit my tongue." ”

4 There was a duck named Little Yellow, and one day it cried "Quack" and then it became a little gherkin.

1.Ask: "How do you create tension if you are given three lamps and a stool?" ”

2.Ask: "What animal has black teeth?" ”

3.Question: "Why do penguins only have white bellies?" ”

2. In the middle of the night, there were few people on the subway, and there were three people on the car, all leaning against the door, a soldier, an athlete, and a thin young man like a scholar.

The car stopped, and a bearded man with a ** appearance came up.

The big man had been staring at the three men near the door as soon as he had been doing so. He looked at the soldier and shook his head. He looked at the athlete and shook his head.

His eyes were fixed on the scholar. The big man reached into his clothes, walked over and pulled the scholar up, and asked, "Do you know who did the corpse shredding case six years ago?" ’

The scholar shook his head in dismay.

Dahan's eyes widened, and he said, "So there was a headless female corpse case 3 years ago, do you know who did it?" ’

The scholar was shocked and said, "No, I don't know."

The big man stretched his hand into his arms again and asked loudly: "So someone was slashed more than 40 times a few days ago, do you know who did it?" ’

The scholar shuddered and said, "I don't know what you're asking me for?" ’

The big man "whoosh" took out the things in his arms, pointed at the scholar and said, "I don't know, please buy a copy of the legal news."

A little pig, walking and walking, went to England, and it turned out to be a pig

1. That day, the boy squatted in front of the theater, holding his head in pain, and passer-by A saw it and asked him: "What's the matter, didn't you buy a ticket?" The boy shook his head and said

I have two tickets, I wanted to ask the girl I liked to come out and watch it together, she asked me what kind of play it was, I said "Rolling Stone" who knows just said a word, the phone is out of battery ......2. F: What was your dream when you were a child? M:

Be a cop uncle. F: It's amazing, did you do it?

M: Halfway through. Female:

Why? M: Because I only became an uncle, but I didn't become a police officer.

1.There was a polar bear who tried to count how many hairs he had, but he froze to death when he plucked it.

2.What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole? A: Ice cream (ice unicorn).

Two bento boxes were held in two hands, a large bento in the left hand, and a small bento in the right hand, a large bento rice, and a small bento soup.