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The student replied: "Since ancient times, no one has no, and no one has used paper to poop." ”
The teacher was angry and told the student to stand up.
The following year, the teacher asked the student the same question. That's when the students got smarter.
He replied: "Since ancient times, no one has no, and no one has no paper for stool." If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers. "The teacher is very hot, and he has called the students to punish the station!
At this time, the teacher saw the snow outside the window, and said regretfully: "It didn't rain when it snowed on the sky, but the snow turned into rain on the ground." When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place? ”
The student replied to the teacher: "The teacher doesn't eat when he eats, and the food will become in his stomach." How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place. ”
Just like that, the teacher fainted on the spot! Haha......
The geography teacher asked, "The river is flowing to **?" ”
One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward!" ”
The teacher ignored him and continued, "How many stars are there in the sky?" ”
The student sang again, "The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!" ”
The teacher was angry: "You get out of here!" ”
Student: "Let's go!" ”
The teacher was helpless: "Are you sick?" ”
Student: "You have me, I have everything!" ”
Teacher: "You can sing one more sentence!" ”
Student: "The road is uneven, and I will roar all my life!" ”
Teacher: "Do you believe that I will play you?" ”
Student: "Shoot when it's time to shoot!" ”
The teacher was angry: "I'll let you quit school!" ”
Student: "Wind and fire! ”
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Sleep and hang out with friends.
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Watch ** games to sleep.
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The best way to do it: cold salad.
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Play QQ Water Margin, it's pretty good.
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Bored??? It's nice to find someone to talk to.
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If you are in a bad mood, it is a kind of psychological boredom. Boredom is a kind of psychological loneliness, that is, unhappiness, if you want to make yourself happy, you just don't want to be bored, it is a bad mood. How can I make my mood better, listen to songs, and feel annoyed, that is, your boredom has not been solved and improved, then let your emotions vent out, inexplicably uncomfortable, nothing more than an empty heart, an empty heart, there is no mood at all!
As for why, it depends on your own life situation and the factors around you. Depression and depression have different concepts, depression has a kind of depressed sadness, and depression is just a mood of idleness. If you are just bored, you can find something you like, or go out for a walk, find a close friend to talk about your mood, pass the time, and you will change the mood of your writing.
In fact, everyone will be bored at times because there is nothing to do! Do you think, if you are busy every day, will it still be empty? Maybe it's because you don't have something you like and are good at doing.
In fact, you can do something you like to enrich your own life, and you have to maintain a good attitude every day, to live happily, happily, and the mood is the most important, isn't it? If you're in a good mood, everything will be fine, and in this way, I think it's hard for you to be unhappy. You can listen to the pressure and release your stress with; watched the TV series and moved myself; Paint, paint that touching aesthetic; Chat online and find like-minded people who share your interests; You can also play games, play the kind of screaming with excitement; Playing mahjong, the eyes to win are red; Look at the book, look at the childish; Go out shopping and go on a shopping spree with some discounted deals; Complain to your friends so that they can all fall asleep.
Isn't that great? I think it's very good, I can do whatever I want, I have no scruples, and I'm happy! It's normal to feel bored and lonely once in a while, and the most important thing to keep yourself from being bored is to find what you're really interested in and devote yourself to it.
Everyone has their own favorite things, but some people find out and do it seriously, while some people don't know what they should do. The most effective way to discover your interests is to take seriously the seemingly boring and monotonous life on weekdays, listen more, watch more, do more, make more friends, communicate more, and hope you are happy! Hey!
And then there's finding the right thing to do every day. When I'm really bored, I sing in front of the mirror, sing that out-of-tune song when no one is looking, and then think about some funny things in life, and slowly I will be relieved. And you have to think about it, what are you living for?
If you think about this problem clearly, there will be no concept of boredom, it seems that you have few hobbies, find a hobby that suits your interests, and this will fill all your boring living space! Hey! That's what I said, it's very spiritual, try it if you don't believe it!
Winter goose psychological quiz, I hope to bring you help and happiness!
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When you are bored, you should find something to do for yourself, such as chatting with friends, shopping, watching movies, reading books, etc., you can also go to your favorite places to visit or travel, ride a bicycle to the suburbs, etc.
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If you are bored, you can find something to do, such as listening to **, reading a book or going out for a walk, playing ball.
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You can find something that interests you, and then pass the time, or watch a comedy, or go shopping to relax and relax.
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If you find it boring, then you can do something you like, such as listening, watching movies, watching TV series, watching, and then playing games and so on. Or go out hiking, go shopping with friends, and go to lively places.
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If you're bored, then find something to do on your own, you can read a book, listen to a song, or do sports, so that you won't be bored.
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It's really just boring that there are a lot of ways, and now entertainment tools, mobile phones, and computers can be used to pass the time. You can also ask a friend out for a while, go out shopping, and sing. If you have enough time, you can go on a tour.
But if your boredom is boredom in your heart, it's not easy to do, because if that's the case, you're going to have no interest in all of the above that I'm talking about.
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Now that I feel bored, I can find something meaningful to do, such as doing what I like to do, such as square dancing, playing chess, or singing and writing calligraphy, which will increase my interest in life.
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When you are bored, you can chat with friends, you can also brush Douyin, Kuaishou, what is short**, you can also listen to songs, play games or something, as long as you are willing to find something to do, you will definitely find something to do that can send time and dispel boredom.
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You can choose to watch a movie or listen to **, do something you like to do, or go shopping to eat, buy clothes, you can feel bored when you are too idle, just keep yourself busy.
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What if you're bored? If you are bored, you should be able to take a walk, or talk to friends, or go shopping and buy something for fun so that you will not be bored, so that you will not feel bored.
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Here are some lessons to learn.
2.Insist on getting up early and eating breakfast, maintain a good biological clock, reduce staying up late, and especially put an end to staying up all night and then eating supper, which is unhealthy and fat.
3.If you insist on studying when you are bored, you can arrange the time to play first, and then intersperse learning, for example, if you want to watch five episodes of American dramas today, you can memorize words in the interval after watching one episode of American dramas, and reading books can effectively improve your interest in learning.
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Don't worry about the fate of life Everyone will have this or that life troubles Find a confidant who loves you to face your ups and downs in the future, you have to remember that suffering losses, being deceived, even if it is your ordinary fall, is the most valuable experience in your life
What you have to do is accept all of this, cheerful acceptance, generous tolerance, fraternity, even the most painful thing.
Just like listening to a story, don't take it too seriously. Everyone's opportunities, circumstances, and overall popularity are different, and the main thing is that the historical environment and social system are different.
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Hello! If you are bored, you can read books and newspapers, learn to improve yourself, you can also do sports to strengthen your body, and you can also work hard to enrich your material life.
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It's so boring, what should I do? If you are bored, you can listen to ** or do some fitness well, listen to **, do some aerobics, so that you can mobilize your body? .
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If you're bored, you can ask your friends to hang out, watch a movie, or have a meal.
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You can find some hobbies for yourself, such as singing by yourself, practicing the piano, etc.
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It's so boring, what should I do? Well, if you're bored, I personally think you can still go for a walk outside, well, it's better to calm down.
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Bored, what to do? This problem is easy to solve, you can also go to exercise and exercise, or you can find something to do.
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You can choose to fall in love.
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If you are bored, you can watch TV, read books, play games, learn to watch movies, go out to travel, and cultivate more hobbies.
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Many people sometimes feel an inexplicable emptiness, a feeling of being emptied, so they don't know what to do. It is an emotion caused by the inaction of the mind, but as long as you are willing to enrich yourself.
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Do more things you don't dare to do and get out of your comfort zone.
To eliminate boredom, it is better to have a chat.
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In fact, everyone, including you and me, will inevitably have boring times, to really get rid of the troubles of boredom and regain the excitement of life, you can take the following suggestions: 1. Do what you like to do, do what you are good at, find the joy of success, regain lost confidence, and find the motivation and direction to move forward; 2. When the heart is tired, people will rest when they are troubled, let the soul travel, you can climb the mountain, see the sea, feel the magnificent scenery, embrace nature, and integrate into nature; 3. You can do some favorite sports to vent, and running, walking and basketball are recommended. Running can exercise the body, exercise and improve people's will and endurance; Walking can make people relax and relax; Basketball can make people learn to cooperate, enhance team awareness and collective concept; 4. You can find a close friend to get together, have a few drinks, confide in friends, and let the warm friendship dispel your inner boredom, depression and loneliness; 5. Chat with your family more, or play **, strengthen communication, enhance feelings, and tell your family that I love them; 6. Find a soulmate, let love sublimate your emotions, embellish your life, and illuminate your soul; 7. If there are any troubles that are inconvenient to talk to friends and family members, you can chat with strangers on the Internet, confide in them, and find new friends; 8. Keep a diary online and write down the bits and pieces of life; 9. You can go shopping with three or five confidants, maybe there are unexpected bargains or unexpected delicacies waiting for you, from which you can harvest unexpected surprises; 10. Study hard, find the joy of learning, make continuous progress, improve your academic performance, read more relevant books in combination with your own interests, plan your professional and employment path, and plan your life path; 11. You can properly ** your favorite TV series with your family, and at the same time, you can chat with your family and enhance your feelings; 12. You can read the books you are interested in, broaden your horizons, increase your knowledge, enrich your knowledge, and lay a good foundation for study and work; 13. You can practice calligraphy, painting, piano or other musical instruments, cultivate sentiment and increase temperament; 14. Advocate green surfing, watch the news, play games appropriately, but not indulge, so that you can pass the time; 15. Do housework at home appropriately, so that you can not only maintain hygiene, but also get the praise of your family and the joy of life; 16, the sun is setting, come to the field to look for dandelions, facing the sunset, blowing gently in the evening breeze, that is my flying dandelions, hehe!! >>>More
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