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One of my blind dates is a turtle, like me is a single-parent family, his family is very rich, my mother is very excited to say that I am going to marry into a wealthy family, and the turtle has a meal accompanied by both parents, after the end, I feel okay, but my mother said that we are not suitable, so there is no contact, two months later, my mother remarried, and the remarriage object is the father of the turtle man.
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Play Truth or Dare, I know that I have a crush on Banbanhua next door, let me confess, I picked up my phone to send a message to the goddess to confess, the goddess replied, and promised me, the next day I turned over the phone to revisit the message, but I couldn't find the chat history, and then I learned that I was drunk that night, and I used my brother's mobile phone to confess to the goddess, and now they have been together for almost two years.
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I went to see a friend who was hospitalized, and immediately went to the door of his ward, and then suddenly heard a trembling voice from inside, "What should I do if I die", I went through a fierce ideological struggle outside the door, and the words of comfort to him were all thought of, I mustered up the courage to open the door and went in, and found that he was fighting the glory of the king.
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One afternoon the first class was politics, my legs were numb, and the teacher asked me the first to call me, and I said that my legs were numb and I couldn't stand up, so he asked others to go. After asking the question, the teacher walked up to me and asked with concern, "Are your legs still numb?"
I was particularly moved, "No more numbness, no more numbness." The teacher smiled, "Don't be numb, stand in the back." ”
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Mock exam answer sheet, I scum, peek at the front table of the answer found that it is completely different, I quickly according to the front table of the answer sheet to change their answers, a second before the end of the paper found that the wrong answer card, the heart is called a despair, the results do not dare to look at all, until the head teacher told me that the top 10 of the whole grade.
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When I entered the examination room, I pinched the cheat sheet in my hand, pressed the cheat sheet under the paper and copied it violently, suddenly looked up, looked at the invigilator and the invigilator looked at each other, I saw the invigilator walking towards my position step by step, quickly pressed the cheat back under the test paper, pushed the test paper forward, the moment the invigilator unveiled my test paper, the cheat sheet was gone, and later I found that I pushed the cheat sheet into the drawer.
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A few days ago, WeChat received a photo version of a college classmate's paper wedding card, and after thinking for a while, I scraped together 666 cash, and then half-stuffed it into a red envelope with "share money" written on it, and finally took a photo and returned the message.
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In the evening self-study of high school Chinese, our Chinese teacher is a very gentle old man. One night self-study I was playing with my mobile phone, and then I felt a dark shadow approaching, I was too late to put away my mobile phone and was startled, shook and screamed, and then the teacher said very gently, shhhhhhh
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When my husband was still a boyfriend, he went to my house for the first time. I took out my mother's shortbread for him to eat, and he praised it and asked me where I bought it, and I said I made it myself. While I was eating, suddenly the door opened, and my mom walked in (my mom and dad live in another house), and then my boyfriend beckoned my mom to eat cakes with me, and praised me for my good skills.
My mother said with a confused face: I made this cake, she doesn't even know how to make noodles, and she still makes cakes ......
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I was originally a mechanical, after graduation did not go to the factory, went to a college to teach mechanical professional courses, and then the school lacked computer teachers, so I became a computer teacher, and then became a mathematics teacher, a teacher of basic courses in architecture, ......Later, when there was a shortage of people in the Academic Affairs Office, he was transferred to a management post to become a clerk, and then transferred to three departments and gradually became a department leader. Suddenly one day I became obsessed with drawing, and then I was out of control, yes, the result is that I have now changed schools and become a teacher again, but now I am a teacher who teaches painting, hahaha......I think it's very winding, it's too big a jump!
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There was an exam, it was relatively loose, everyone was together on the answer, after handing it in, someone said that there was a question should be another answer, let everyone take it back and change it, I think it doesn't matter if you drink one or two points less, so I didn't change it, but when I sent the paper, the teacher said that there was only one person in the class who got a full score, and that person was me.
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My friend's boyfriend from college, after graduation, went back to his hometown to work, my friend has not yet graduated, but has been preparing to go to his city, and then the man split his legs, all kinds of wits and courage in the middle, my friend was exhausted, and finally ended up with my friend to go to my boyfriend's city to meet with the mistress, and decided to give up this relationship. Later, the man and the junior got married, had a miscarriage in the middle, and then the man actually got cancer and died, and the junior was kicked out of the marriage room by the man's parents, and he didn't recognize this daughter-in-law, and called my friend ** to say that their son loved her the most, and he always looked at her before he died** or something, and they would come to her city to see her or something like that when they had the chance. I think it's too inferior, and the family's character is so ruthless to the daughter-in-law.
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Elementary school, junior high school, and high school are all in the same school, and we have a very good relationship, both of them have their own girlfriends (they broke up after graduating from high school) but when they go to college (different schools, the same city), the two turtle sons are actually together
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