What are the anecdotes of ancient poets and lyricists?

I'm interested in Tang Wan and Lu You.

Su Shi talked about poetry with his little sister.

Su Dongpo and his sister often joke in the form of talking about poetry, which is funny and funny. Su Xiaomei's forehead is higher, and Su Dongpo's chin is longer. One day, Su Dongpokou accounted for two sentences and teased his sister:

Before leaving the hall, three or five steps, the forehead went to the front of the painting hall first. The little sister did not show weakness, and opened her mouth to say two sentences: "A little lovesick tears last year have flowed to the cheeks so far."

Both brothers and sisters used exaggerated techniques to satirize each other's physical characteristics, which was very interesting.

It's too much, I'll give you a **.

There are many anecdotes of ancient poets and lyricists, and the anecdotes of Tang Dynasty writers alone have published a book called "The Biography of Tang Caizi", and the anecdotes of poets and lyricists of other dynasties are scattered in the personal biographies of the 24th History. For example, the story of Jia Island's "scrutiny": Jia Island went to the court for the first time, in Beijing, one day, he got a sentence on a donkey"The bird stays in the tree by the pool, and the monk knocks on the door under the moon"。

Beginning to desire"Push"Words, and desire"Knock"The word, refining is undecided, so he chanted on the donkey, leading the hand to scrutinize, and the viewer was surprised. When Han retreated, the right Jing Zhaoyin, the car rode out, and the island did not feel that it was going to the third quarter, and the gesture was still unfinished, and Russia was supporting Yin in front of the left and right. The island has undecided on the obtained verses, pushing and typing the words, and does not know how to avoid it.

After retreating for a long time, the island said:"'Knock'The word is good. "Then they returned together, discussed the poetry together, and stayed for a long time, because the island was a friend of cloth.

Gonzo around the world can go.

The story of Zhao Mengfu, a calligrapher of the Yuan Dynasty and a descendant of Taizu of the Song Dynasty, and his wife Guan Sheng: In Zhao Mengfu's complex and embarrassing life, Guan Sheng accompanied him for 30 years. In the thirty years that Zhao Mengfu and Guan Sheng have been in love with each other, the most noteworthy thing is that Zhao Mengfu once wanted to have a concubine after he was middle-aged, and he was embarrassed to say it clearly, so he made a small song for Mrs. Guan:

I'm a bachelor, and you're a lady. Don't you hear that Master Tao has peach leaves and peach roots, and Master Su has Chaoyun and Duyun, so I will marry a few more Wu Ji and Yue Nu, what's too much? You are over forty years old, just occupy Yutang Spring.

Mrs. Guan also made a small song and replied: You and I are nong, there are many loves, and many feelings are hot like fire. Put a piece of clay, twist a you, shape a me.

Break the two of us together, mix with water, twist one of you, and shape one of me. I have you in the mud, and you have me in the mud. Born with you, died in the same hole, the whole article is full of affection, bones and flesh, and no one is not tempted.

For hundreds of years, this song has been widely sung as a model of love between men and women. But who knows that the author is a woman in her forties, and she did it to refute her husband's concubinage.

Volume 2 of Cai Zhizhi's "Insect Song" volume: "Ji Wenda Gong said to himself that he was a wild monster turned around, taking meat as his meal, entering without grains of rice, and counting women in the day. The five drums are like a morning once, a return to the apartment once, a noon time, a twilight time, and a lying down.

Indispensable. In addition, there are often those who are lucky. ”