How to tell a story to a wife 15, how to tell a story to a wife

Tragic and bleak story, my wife will cry, but I also think that you are a kind person, there is a limit, after a long time, I will definitely feel that you are pessimistic, tell some jokes, adjust life, my wife will feel that you have a man's charm even more, expressionless storytelling Sometimes my wife will feel that you are perfunctory to her, and my wife will feel that you are an optimistic person! Sometimes storytelling, whether good or bad, still has to tell it to your own woman with your heart. Then the wife will feel that you have her in your heart.

Classic joke: "Respect" Madame.

There was a pedant who was visiting a friend's house.

When it suddenly rained heavily, my friend said, "It's raining again, and we can talk about speculation, you."

Just spend the night with me. ”

Okay, okay, thanks for staying. He agreed, but in the blink of an eye he was gone.

Friends thought he was going to the toilet and didn't care.

An hour later, he came in in the rain and was drenched in soup.

A friend hurriedly asked him what was going on?

He said: "I went home to inform my wife that I would not be going home because of the heavy rain tonight. ”

Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple! Finished.

Hahaha, when I used to be friends with her, I would tell her the story of the three monks every night, and she was very depressed.

Once upon a time there was a child tending sheep, and the story was so long.

The bedtime story for my wife is as follows:

1, Mahua is ready to confess to Doubao: "That, you are so fat." Bean Bao was not very happy: "Oh. Mahua rubbed her hands and said, "You, you are white, white and fat." Doubao glared at him, "I know!" ”

Twist was a little nervous, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "I want to say." Doubao grabbed the words: "You are thin! You're skinny! ”

Twist scratched her head and whispered: "I want to say, you must be very good to hug!" ”

2. Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom, and two big ones let the small ones get some wild vegetables to eat together. The small one said I won't go, you will eat my mushrooms when I leave, and the two big ones will not rest assured to go, so the little white rabbit went, half a year has passed, the little white rabbit has not come back, a big one said it is not coming back, we eat it, and a big one says wait a minute!

A year has passed, the little white rabbit has not come back, the two big ones don't have to wait for us to eat, just then the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to him and said angrily: "Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms. ”

3. "Eat a small spoonful of ice cream and you'll become a pig like me." The little pig raised his hooves to warn the big bad wolf.

A stupid little pig like you would believe you! It's just ice cream, how can it be so magical. The big bad wolf held down the piglet's hooves and ate a small spoonful of ice cream.

Knock knock! The big bad wolf turned into a little pig with black jewel eyes, big ears, and a crooked tail.

Ahh The little gray pig let out a surprised "hum chirp".

Because, because I made this ice cream, I gave it the magic that the person who ate it would stay with me for the rest of my life. Piggy chuckled.