Who can write a bad joke to be upset

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to torture you with a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You copy it, you copy it!

Then the man grilled the squid.

There is a white coat and a black cat who are good friends. One day, the white cat went fishing in the river and accidentally fell into the river. The black cat hurriedly rescued the white cat. At this time, the white cat said a word to the black cat, guess what. Don't look at the answer yet, the result is "meow".

1.I can't do either, this won't, that won't!

2.I never scold people, because I'm not scolding people!

3.One day, when the polar bear got bored, it started plucking its own hair, and it plucked and plucked.

You know what?

And then it froze to death!

There was a cornfield on fire, and it was a bird that flew over the cornfield and fell, why?

Because. The corn turned into popcorn when it was heated, and the bird thought it was snowing, so it ,。。

Dead cold.

The Cowherd's screen name is: "Riding a Bull to Space";

The Weaver Girl's screen name is "The Great Black Hole of the Universe".

1.Ask: "How do you create tension if you are given three lamps and a stool?" ”

2.Ask: "What animal has black teeth?" ”

3.Question: "Why do penguins only have white bellies?" ”

There are three brothers, troublesome, shut up, polite.

One day, the trouble was gone, and politely went to the police station to report the crime.

The policeman asked to shut up, "What's your name?" ”

Shut up and say loudly, "Shut up!!" ”

The policeman was very angry when he heard this, and said, "Your politeness goes to **? ”

My courtesy at home".

The policeman said, "Are you here to ask for trouble!" ”

You're so smart, I'm just here for trouble! ”

Please read it in the vernacular).

There is a husband and wife, Li Jiaoxian, Wu Jiaozhu, and their son's name is Li Ben.

One day, their son disappeared and went to the police station to report the incident. The policeman asked the man, "What's your name?" ”

Li Jiaoxian: "The policeman said, "I asked you what your name is."

It is said that it is Li Jiaoxian".

So the policeman asked the woman, "What's your name?" ”

Wu said, "It's all called you."

It is said that Wu is talking about living".

The policeman was angry and asked, "What are you doing here!!" ”

The two of them said in unison: Li is stupid!

There are people outside of people. There are jokes outside of jokes.