Ghost stories, but with hilarious or happy endings

On a dark day with a thunderstorm, a lost college student walked in front of a castle, he walked in casually, he took a stone and smashed the wall, and then smashed the wall, and when he hit it for the third time, a person came out of the wall smashed by the college student, and he said, "Big brother, are you angry when you are angry, don't smash the wall of my house!" "

Once upon a time, there was a silly, cute old hungry ghost! (The old hungry ghost laughs silly!) ), a fart! Pop your wings! It blew itself up!!

Xiaoqian was afraid that her parents-in-law would not agree to the marriage, so she said in the first sentence of the meeting: Mom, I have it. The mother-in-law also agreed to the ghost love.

A ghost farted and died (a ghost story with a terrifying beginning, a funny development, and a tragic ending).

I recommend the story on the first floor, it's so funny! Ha ha.

Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted. It's dead.

Beginning: Once upon a time there was a ghost. By:

He put a p... Result: He was smoked to death by his own puff.

Uncle Zombie is guaranteed to make you laugh.

Funny ghost stories.

It was raining today, and I couldn't walk to work, so I had to take a narrow and crowded bus.

In the car, when parking, a woman was bored and went to talk to the male driver, and the woman said: Do you like to eat apples? As he spoke, he took out an apple to give to the driver, and the driver nodded in agreement and took her apple, and the driver thought that there were still a lot of good people.

Then the woman said, "I also liked to eat apples when I was alive." This sentence startled the people in the car, including me, and the woman didn't seem to pay attention to us, touched her stomach and continued

But I didn't like it when I was born.

Lao Wang is an alcoholic, and he drinks all day long.

One night, Lao Wang returned home from drinking again, and suddenly saw a man walking towards him. When he got closer, the man shouted to him with a knife in his hand, "Hand over the money, robbery!"

Lao Wang saw that it was a robbery, and shouted at him with the strength of wine: "Boy, dare to rob in front of me." You don't know I'm a ghost!

The man paused, and Lao Wang shouted again: "Your grandfather, I am a drunkard." If you want to die, take a step forward!

When the man saw Lao Wang's momentum, he hurriedly knelt on the ground: "Big brother, I don't know who you are, spare me!" It's all the same people!

When Lao Wang heard this, he asked: "What fellow travelers!" "We're all ghosts!

Lao Wang smiled: "That's right, I'm a ghost, by the way, if you don't do serious things, what kind of robbery are you doing!" The man had a sad face

Recently, the oil money of the prefecture has been **. I don't have any money. When Lao Wang heard this, he was startled, half of the wine woke up, the person seemed to be a ghost, Lao Wang was so frightened that he turned around and ran!

There was a shout from behind: "I haven't robbed yet!" Come back!

I found it in the ghost sister ghost story, there are many more in it, go see it yourself!

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who, on a dark and windy night, farted and died!

Once upon a time, a man farted and crashed to his death.

One afternoon, when the students were out of school, they walked to the parking lot to board the school bus. The number of students is counted by the school bus driver. Suddenly, the students noticed an elderly woman sitting in the car.

The troubled student patted the old woman and asked, "This is the student, Grandma, why are you sitting here?" The old woman suddenly turned into a blur of flesh and blood, and white bones and internal organs fell from her body.

The students were so frightened that they rushed out of the car. A few of the girls were so scared that they could just cry.

Because the school bus driver was facing away from the scene of the incident, he only heard everyone shouting, but when he turned around, he could not see anything.

So it didn't bother.

That's how the hauntings don't end.

School parking lots and school buses are often haunted, and people still bump into ghosts even in broad daylight.

One day at noon, a group of boys went to play near the parking lot and saw something like a ball on the ground, so they kicked it around. After kicking for a while, a boy catches the object that is being kicked at him with his bare hands. He felt that the thing was slippery, and when he took it in his hand and looked at it clearly, he realized that it was a human head that was so rotten that his hair, eyes, ears, mouth, and nose had fallen off, and because the flesh and mud were mixed together, it looked like a rotten ball of skin from a distance. The man's head suddenly opened its mouth, startling the boy.

Two weeks after the incident, the school bus suffered a broken air duct and was taken into the garage for maintenance. When the garage workers inspected it, they found a rotten severed hand under the car, and immediately called the police in shock. After investigating the incident, the police confirmed that it was an accident and returned the jade bracelet to the relatives of the deceased.

The deceased's son said that the old woman had ordered the jade bracelet on her hand to be buried with her, but the severed hand and the jade bracelet could not be found at that time. The only way to buy a similar jade bracelet is to buy a funeral gift. Since the body had already been buried, it was impossible to put the old woman's beloved jade bracelet in the coffin.

Although the haunting of the school parking lot and the school bus has subsided, there are still people who see the old woman wandering around the school parking lot from time to time, as if she is unwilling.

Late at night、There's a female ghost with a hideous face。 。I fart, and then I stink to death by my own fart, ,

On the night of thunder and lightning, the master of the void slowly walked into the room of the exterminator and said: If you follow the old way, I will marry our son to the daughter of the lama of the Western Regions.

One day, a five-year-old boy attacked the child and was sent to bai by his parents

The hometown in the countryside is with grandma, and grandma is very diligent to pick tea during the day, so she lets the child dao and the grandmother, (that is, grandma's mother-in-law). That day, as usual, the grandmother came back from picking tea, and the little boy was very happy to go back to his grandmother from the grandmother's house, and the grandmother followed the little boy into the grandmother's house, but after the little boy went in, the adults couldn't find the child, and then the people in the village helped to find it, but they couldn't find it, and suddenly the child's grandmother heard the cry of the child upstairs, so she ran upstairs with the grandfather, but after finding every corner, how could there be a trace of the child? At this time, the wife who has been silent said, there is a ghost in your house, the child must still be in the house, hurry up, light incense, let the Buddha help, later, they complied, after half a pillar of incense time, the child was stupidly sitting under the bed was found, grandma said, I have just looked for it, no...

Once upon a time there was a ghost.

I farted and died.

Late at night, a bus.

After the last shift, the driver looked back and saw a lady in white, sitting in the last row.

The driver continued to drive, looked at the rearview mirror, the woman was gone, and hurriedly braked, looked back, and sat there again, the driver turned his head and continued to drive, and looked at the rearview mirror carefully, the woman was gone, and the huge panic hurriedly braked again, and when he looked back, the woman appeared again.

The driver was faced with a collapse, turned his head in a cold sweat and continued driving. The third time the driver looked at the reversing mirror again, the woman was gone again, the driver had collapsed, and it was another sudden brake, but he didn't turn his head, at this time the woman slowly walked in front of him, her hair was messy, her face was covered with blood, dripping on his feet, the driver's body was stiff, and he didn't dare to turn his head to look at her The woman said in a very deep voice: "The old lady has a grudge against you, as soon as the old lady squats down to tie her shoes, you brake suddenly, and as soon as you squat down to tie her shoes, you ......brake suddenly."”

Once upon a time there was a man who loved his woman very much.

friend, but then his girlfriend dumped him and followed another rich man.

Man, and finally the man hated out of love, and killed the woman. After the woman's death, she resented that her ex-boyfriend had killed her, so she became a female ghost who pestered him night and night, and the man was afraid, so he found a Taoist priest to help him exorcise the ghost. The Taoist priest said

You must do three things: first, bury the woman properly; second, to burn all her clothes; Third, the bloody garment must be washed before the third watch. "Soon, the first two things were done, and the bloody clothes were left.

When he was washing the bloody clothes, the bloody clothes could not be washed clean, and he was in a hurry, when suddenly, the wind blew fiercely, the lights were all extinguished, the doors and windows were blown thumping, and the man was frightened into a cold sweat. At this moment, the woman's ghost floated in front of him, and said sadly, "Do you know why you can't wash this bloody garment?

The man shook his head, and the female spirit continued, "Because ......."You didn't use carved laundry detergent, stupid!!

A woman passed by the mental hospital and noticed that someone was following her, and her speed became faster unconsciously. He walked to a fork, hid behind the wall, looked behind him gently, a male mentally ill person followed him, and ran away, and the male mentally ill person also ran away, and the woman ran to a dead end, turned around and came back to the man and said, "Big brother, did I mess with you?"

After saying that, he ran away.

It's an old story, a little scary at the beginning, a little hilarious in the middle, and a little tragic at the end.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died.

One night when I couldn't see my fingers, I was walking on the path, and suddenly a fire was in front of me, and I heard a man's scream, and I was so frightened that I threw stones in that direction, only to hear the voice from there: "Don't let people go to the toilet!" ”

I "Wow!!

Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and then he died...

[Scary] [Funny] [Sad].

Once upon a time there was a ghost who let out a fart. He's dead.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died.

I met Sister Fleur, fell in love with Sister Fleur, and married Sister Fleur.

Came home very late, it was dark on the road, there was no moon.

Suddenly, I found a cat squatting on the brick next to me.

I stared at the cat, the cat stared at me, and gradually cold sweat came out of my head.

The cat's eyes are large, surprisingly large, three times the size of a regular cat.

What's even more terrifying is that it doesn't have a mouth! Really, there is no mouth!

I was shocked :

Who the threw Hello Kitty? ”