Desperate for another joke about the bank that I saw before 20

A customer goes to the counter to do business, and then the staff member is very strong in recommending various businesses to that customer, and the customer says, "Is there any monster business?" The staff said, "No." "When the customer left, the staff understood that it was a loss report.

The old man bought a house for his son and went to the site to register for the installment payment.

The bank clerk said:

Sir, do you pay quarterly, or monthly?

When the old man heard the fire, he said:

I'm not a stepfather, and I'm not a father-in-law!

I'm ......Father!

So the salesman ticked the application **.

Pay in one lump sum. 2) An uncle went to the People's Bank of China to withdraw money, walked directly to the window, and the security guard came over and said, "Uncle, press the number." ”

Uncle: What? Security guard: "Press the number." ”

The uncle thought to himself, it is worthy of a big bank, and it is necessary to use a password to withdraw money, so he whispered to the security guard: The king of heaven covers the tiger.

The security guard helplessly helped the old man press out a queuing ticket, and the old man thought to himself:

I'm scared to death, I was blinded by me!!

3) Uncle goes to the bank to deposit money.

Staff: Uncle, you have to fill out the form first to save money.

Uncle: If you save money, you can save money, how can there be such a requirement!

Staff: Uncle, this is the rule.

Uncle: How can there be such strange regulations!

So after a fierce ideological struggle, the uncle licked his watch.

4) Leaders interview graduates, ask:

Do you know the basic professional qualities of a bank clerk?

The graduate said tremblingly:

The service should be good, the speed should be fast, and the business should be proficient.

The leader waved his hand and said three words:

I can hold my pee! (5).

Queue up to withdraw money at the bank, wait for the number.

In front of a big brother and a special cow fork, the window money said to take 150,000. The sound is particularly loud.

The staff told him that there was not enough money.

Such a big bank doesn't even have 150,000?!

.It's louder.

Just listen to the louder voices inside tell him.

You don't have enough money in your card.

6) There is a wish since childhood:

I hope there are countless bills every day.

I didn't expect it to come true when I grew up!

I worked in a bank, and there were really countless bills every day!

After working for a while, I found that this wish was too good to come true.

I want to open a bank in the future!

Unexpectedly, this wish came true last week!

The manager asked me to keep the key to the gate and asked me to come and open the bank every morning.

Injure.

In their spare time, they would always run to the hills behind them, and the elder brother would look out at a distant country thousands of miles away, and tell his sister all kinds of strange things there. The younger sister listened to the message from the breeze and sang to her brother the angelic song from the distant church. Perhaps because they had been together for a long time, they fell in love with each other.

There's a big bank, it's yours! -

It's all upstairs, and it's all about it.